Dear book thing,

I ate hands today ^^

P. R. Yelled at me.

What could I say?! My tummy was making the rumblies..... That only hands could satisfy...

This one dude kept squirting ketchup at me while I was pushing his eyes in for some reason....

Oh and I found plenty of orphan meat! It was gross because it was breathing and walking around in a building called an orphanage. Well,  they give it to you alive! Just like they do lobster in those restaurants!

But dont worry,  I bashed their heads in very well ^^

They kept on screwing and squirming for some reason

So I threw them in the orphan stomper!

Meat Dragon,  here I come!

........ P. R. 's birthday is coming.....

Im thinking some well cooked faces would be nice?

~Gilbert