I am so awesome. There is nothing in the world more awesome then me

I am amazing and I can do anything cause im awesome.

I drink beer cause the awesome taste of this stuff is to my awesome liking

There is only one me in the world cause everyone else is taken so I'm awesome.

I have a pet bird who is also awesome

And I am awesome in general.

I am so awesome that you losers will never understand the amount of awesomeness that is me

Cause im awesome

Thank you.