Dear diary,

Apparently austria thinks it's cool to have a female leader! I totally beat his ass today at war for that

Jk,  I don't really care if he's has a female leader. I just wanna rip his ass of and feed it to him

DIE AUSTRIA

I AM SO AWESOME YOU WILL,  MARK MY WORDS,  YOU WILL FALL!!!!

Oh yeah and I met a bird today. He sort of sat on my head and wont leave. I decided to name him gilbird

I know,  it's the most amazing name ever B)

Thought of it myself,  thank you very much