Suddenly all da candies and cakes started chasing teh fat nugget bc he looked so cool and hot doing da epic skittle roar.

Teh fat nugget zane started running away while calling pinki cake cuz he missed her. Suddenly he grabbed a bootyful pink ring and called out to pinki cake once more den she came flying to him.

"PINKI CAKE I LIKE YOU SO WILL YOU MARRY ME" teh fat zane exclaimed. "YYEESS" pinki cake exclaimed.

Several months later dey got married and had unicorn babies and cupika and skelly was really upset but zane didn't care because he was with his one true love cupcelly-

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Teh fat nugget zane heard author chan type cupcelly so he cried big anime tears AGAIN and pinki cake comforted him along with teh unicorn babies while author chan quickly fixed the fourth wall she broke.

THEN DEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!

~Teh End