"Sarah. Really. It's fucking unnecessary you know". I say to my sister. "C'mon, you know you're just coming back and I'm pretty sure you're not ready to face them yet. So why don't you just stay at the apartment I got you". She says sighing.

"I really don't need this ... especially from you Sarah. You know I don't-" I say and was rudely cut off by her.

"Yeah yeah you don't want to depend on me for everything. But who the fuck cares! You're my younger brother!" She yells through the phone and I hold back the urge the take the phone off my ear.

"I'm fucking 26", I grumble.

"I'll believe that when you get married, Zachary". She replies

There she goes with the full name.

"I don't even have a girlfriend yet..."

"Then go get one"

"I'd rather go fuck around some... you women are too stressful to understand", I say trying to piss her off but it doesn't work anyways.

"That's what you say... yet you still love me" she says and I can feel her smiling from all the way here.

"That's because I've been stuck with you for the past 26 years of my life... ", I murmur.

"Have it your way. Be nice to your roommate"

"What? I'm sharing with-"

Beep

She hangs up on me. What a bitch.

I look up at the apartment I'm going to be staying at. Sarah feels it's nice to always surprise me and by now she should know. I hate them a fucking lot. I left home a year ago due to some misunderstanding that I had with my parents. I don't think I'm ready to face them being the rebel that I am to them.

Now, a roommate. He'd better be good. He'd better not snore in his sleep even if we aren't sharing a room because I hate when people snore. Especially if they are of the male specie. Not all women snore at least not the ones I've fucked around with. I had this bitch who I chased out immediately after we fucked because she fucking snored.

Yeah... he should also not talk a lot. I hate talk-a-fucking-lots. I usually shut the large excuse of a hole they call a mouth with a punch. Mind you, I would never hit a girl though.

As i walk up to the door, I see an envelope on the floor with my name written on it. I open it and bring out the one item in it. A key. How thoughtful.

Gosh, I have a stupid sister. Who leaves the key in front of the door. Where the whole world can see it!

I open the door to loud music playing and the next thing I'm seeing is my apartment in a fucking mess. I see clothes everywhere. What a trashy roommate. This was so messed up. Then I noticed trails of clothing that belonged to a female and my supposed roommate. Guess my roommate is also the impatient one. I turn off the music player. I look around. The kitchen is also a mess.

Note to self: I live with a fucking pig.

I see unfinished food and fruits on the counter. I shrink my nose in disgust when I see an unfinished pizza that had mold on its crust. I walk into the hallway that leads to 3 rooms. I look into an open one and see a closet but without clothes which is quite weird considering the fact it's called a closet for a reason. Instead, I see bags and shoes... which is also very weird since I have a male roommate.

Maybe, he keeps these as reminders. I know which one is my room instantly because I know mine can't belong to the one where the female is screaming like crazy.

"Jerry!! Fuck Jerry!"

Well he must be giving her good.

And she's quite a screamer.

I would tell her that when they were done.

I drag my bags into my room. It's painted blue. It's got this really fluffy brown foot mat . I can feel the softness even beneath my shoes. I sigh to myself and pull of my shoes and in an instant I curl my toes up in the rug. I take a look at the already made king sized bed in the middle of the room.

Looking around, I open a door which leads to the bathroom with a really big tub and a shower stall which is at the end of the bathroom. A shower stand and a tub. Fucking amazing. There's a toilet right beside the stall with a sink opposite it. There's a mirror above the sink and beside the mirror is a cabinet. I wash my face.

I walk back into my room and kick my bags away from me. I pulled off my shirt and laid down on the bed closing my eyes for a bit...

"Mom! You can't yell at me. I am not a fucking child anymore!" I yell at my mom.

"Don't you fucking speak to your mother like that!? You son of a bitch!" My unfortunate excuse of a step-father yells at me.

"Tell that to your wife". I mean she's my mom right? I growl at him.

"I don't have any reason to look at you the same way, you know. Ever since you started seeing this bastard". I say to my mom.

"He's your fucking father!" She shouts. I lose my mind. "He's not! And he'll never be. Dad died 3 years ago, don't you even have respect for him?" I spit and she slaps me. For the first time, my mother raised her hand on me. All because of this man.

"I loved him, Zack. You can't say that. It's been 3 years and I've moved on. You should too." She silently whispers as tears slipped out her eyes. I hated seeing her cry but right now I didn't care at all.

"I'm moving out". I say.

"You can't do that son", the son of a whore says with obvious delight in his voice.

"Don't you dare call me that. And watch me".

My mother tried to reach for me but I pushed her hand away. "Let him go. It's what rebels do." I hear the bastard say as I slammed the door of my room deafening my mother's tears.

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I open my eyes when I hear the female voice scream out. "That was awesome Jerry!" Even though I'm panting right now because of my memory, I still roll my eyes when she giggles. After a while, I hear her shout who turned off the music. When the music comes back on, I groan and stand off the bed to yell at my roommate.

"Turn the fucking thing off!"

Instead it goes louder. I walk out my room and I start to yell again.

"I said turn the fucking-"

I stopped short when I see my roommate with her not so small tits not fully tucked up in her bra. She was in her shorts and she stared at me with her mouth open.

Note that I mentioned the word she had... yeah. Tits.

Really nice tits.

Fuck that.

My roommate was a fucking female.

What. The. Actual. Fuck. Sarah

"You're my new roommate?" She asked with a wide grin on her face. I nod and she squeals. "Well Sarah didn't tell me I'll be having this hottie as a roomie!"

I roll my eyes. "It's Zachary", I say stretching out my palm.

"Huh?" She asked clueless

"It's Zack not hottie". I say chuckling as she mouthed an 'oh'.

"Yeah... I'm Ashley" she says shaking my hand.

"I didn't expect you to come in early" she says looking around.

"No shit". I say kicking a piece of clothing I saw on the floor. Really? Teddy bears? I say picking up what looked like her underwear. She tried to snatch it from my grip. "Hey gimme that." I laugh as she tries to jump to get it. Her boobs flash in front of my face.

"Geez woman, you should get some clothes on though". I say suddenly sexually frustrated as I feel my dick twitch in my pants. "After I get my underwear" she says. I throw it on her face. She runs into her room.

She got herself a nice ass too...

After a few minutes she's wearing a crop over her shorts. "So when did you get here?" She asked sitting down.

"How the fuck do you feel comfortable sitting around this?" I point to the room. She flushes and quickly stands up. She's pretty but not my kind of fuck girl. Definitely not. I hate messy people. She runs around picking stuff and in about 10 minutes the whole place looks moderately clean. "You missed a spot" I said when she collapsed on the couch.

"Get it done yourself".

She closes her eyes and after a minute, I know she's gone. I sigh and lift her up. She gets comfortable in my arms and smiles. I scoff and kick her door open. Surprisingly her room is neat and organized. Clothes in the right place, books on a corner of her table. A make-up kit in the drawer where a half sized mirror is placed upon. I place her gently on her own bed. She purrs and smiles again. Funny how her room looks this tidy and she just had sex.

Except...

I think to myself looking down on the floor. No fucking way.

I walk out the room and shut her door softly behind me.

Oh... Sarah. You're gonna pay.

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I love having roommates :)

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There goes Chapter 1! I hope you like it... and if you do, don't forget to vote and comment (I need to know what y'all think!)

See y'all on Saturday!!!

~Nifiee