A little advice for BOTW

Hello peeps!

Yeah yeah, I know what you're thinking

"What advice?-"

THEN LET ME JUMP STRAIGHT INTO IT!!

When it comes to BOTW, the story is hidden in Link's lost memories. It's quite interesting to know a bit more about his past and such when he served Zelda in the castle

BUUUUUUT.....If y'all wanna tune out and roleplay as a PSYCHOPATHIC tiny suicidal blond boy of DESTRUCTION that BLOWS UP GOATS and eats BEES in the quest to become the most powerful being in the universe by engulfing the land in HELLFIRE!!!!........

THEN HAVE FUN!! Go for it!

Cause BOTW is a free, open world- You do whatever the hell you want, whenever is fighting giant bosses, cutting grass, mining gemstones-

*Holding onto the paraglider* Or just hanging around *Ba dum sss*

Hahahahaha-!!! *Gets shooted out of the sky* AHHHH!!!--

Fair warning:  You'll see these two words in this game- A LOT OF TIMES.

GAME OVER

So ALL you have to do is to-

GIT GUD!!!

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