A/N: Since i haven't watch Date A Live yet, this setting will be in high school :3 The picture in the media is a sneak peek cover of Yuri One Shots 5~!! Who dafuq is excited? I AM!! It will take a long time to publish because i'm searching up girls to write...

No One's POV

As usual, you were sleeping in class. You didn't care about the lesson. You have stock knowledge anyway.

"Dismissed. Since (L/N)-san and Kurumi-san slacked off again, they're gonna stay here and write on their thin notebook 'I'm sorry'. All of it." The teacher said.

"What are we, gradeschoolers? Geez. We're highschoolers, teach." You lazily said and glanced Kurumi who's staring at you. You shivered and looked away.

"It's your fault for slacking in class." The teacher said and walked out of the room, not forgetting to lock it.

"This sucks. I ain't writing shit. Kurumi, let's get outta here." You said and walked to Kurumi with your bag.

"No, we can't get out. Even if you use your strength." Kurumi said.

"*sigh*." You sighed and walked to the door. You kicked it hard and it was surprisingly brought down.

"See?" You asked.

"You're gonna be in trouble." Kurumi said. You turned to her, she was surprisingly short compared to you. You stuffed your right hand to your pocket and sighed.

"I don't care." You said and leaned down.

"Just sit on your seat. I don't want you to get in trouble." You said. Kurumi took that chance to kiss you. Yay. Your eyes widened.

'Please kill me...' You thought. Kurumi leaned back and smirked. Hawt.

"Okay then. I'll sit." Kurumi said and sat on her seat. You huffed and faced the door, a gun was pointed at you.

"Chill, dude." You said at the guard.

"*sigh* Geez, we thought it was some kind of murderer who barged in here. You kids hurt?" The guard asked.

"Well no. But i died." You said and sat on the corner, thinking about your life.

"Kurumi, i'm gonna kill you from stealing my treasure that i took care of my whole fucking life." You said.

"Try it." Kurumi said with that smirk.

"KURUMI!!" You whined