inspired by @mariejas06 💗
vaguely sexual ? comedic though 100%

one time chris was being really (i don't even know, to be honest...maybe he thought he was being sexy, or something? let's just say:) weird and like molested his banana peel in front of everyone on like a brunch date and like peeled it slowly close to his face and like made soft moaning noises as he did it--mind you this kid is keeping his cool the entire time--and once it was peeled he slowly went to take a bite and just as he opened his mouth, JJ reached over and shoved it into his mouth.

Chris ended up deep throating this banana.

After he punched JJ, but he was like sobbing on the ground from laughter saying, "Your choking face was not attractive like i thought it would be"