Kurapika and Mekakushi Dan (Red/Scarlet Eyes)
Yuichi: Hello and welcome back to my wonderful fantasy, anime, crap universe. Today, here we have Mekakushi Dan and Kurapika!!!
Mekakushi Dan (Mekakucity Actors): Hi...
Kurapika (Hunter X Hunter): Hi?
Leorio: Why am I Here?
Mayumi: Wait. Why Kurapika and Mekakushi?
Yuichi: It is only a matter of time my dear Yumi.... *laughs weirdly*
Leorio: Whut?
Kido & Kurapika: Creepy... =_=
Kuroha: To hell with you, you fucking bitch
Seto: 0_0
Hibiya: So what are we doing here anyway?
Yuichi: I just said its only a matter of time! Wait for it Hibiya!
Momo: But I can't! I have a shooting later!
Leorio: Hey! hello! Can anyone hear me?!
Shintaro: Can I go home now? -_- *his phone vibrates* huh? *takes out his phone*
Ene: What is everybody talking about?! I want to join in too!! I couldn't hear anything inside that persons pocket!
Shintaro: Then go be human!
Ene: No
Marry: BL!
Kurapika: BL?
Seto: Marry... *facepalm*
Marry: yes! °^° Do you have a relationship with someone Kura?
Kurapika: no-
Mayumi: Yess he does! And its a MALE!!! *secretly looks at Leorio*
Seto and Kuroha: Huwat?
Hibiya: That's my line!
Marry: Hello sister! * . *
Yuichi: Heyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
Everyone goes quiet...
everyone except Kido, Kuroha and Kurapika:........... Hai?.........
Yuichi: Good. Naw, Yumi-chan!
Mayumi: H-Hai!
Yuichi: Bring out, the 'it'
Hibiya: What kind of grammar is that? -_-
Yuichi: Shat up Hibi. Or do you want me to Tie you up on a chair and forcefully make you watch Hiyori Asahina being hit by a truck over and over?
Leorio: Whut?
Kuroha: I like this Kid
Hibiya: ........ (You're evil....)
Yuichi: Good Hibi, Yumi-chan!
Mayumi: H-Here Yuichi-San *gives Yuichi a box covered by a blanket*
Kido: What is that?
Kurapika: Yes, what is that?
Konoha: *stares* Negima?
Yuichi: Do you really want to know?
Kurapika and Kido: Well not really, it may just be something irrel-
Yuichi: *uncovers the box* Tada! Tarantula!
Kurapika, Kido and Marry: Spider! *eyes turn red* *looks at each other* Whaaaaaaaaaaattttttt?!?!?!?!?!
Momo: Oh mah jeh...
Hibiya: Huwat....
Shintaro and Ene: wtf... =_=
Konoha: Negima...
Kuroha: fuuuuuuuuccckkkkk
Kano: O_O
Seto: Heck what...
Ayano: What's going on he-
*silence....*
Ayano: I'm.....I'm just gonna leave..... *leaves*
The whole gang except Yuichi and Mayumi: ......................................
Yuichi: He he he, surprise!............ Wait, the tarantula is a spider, and a spider is an insect r-right? =_="
Mayumi: *nods*
Yuichi: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt!!!!! INSECT!!!! GET IT AWAY, GET IT AWAY, GET IT AWAY, GET IT AWAY, GET IT AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEE!!!! *throws the box and starts running really fast* waaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Kurapika: Spider!!! *eyes still red*
Kido and Marry: Kyaaaaa!!! *eyes still red also, and runs away*
The boys: =_=
Momo and Mayumi: *looks at each other, then looks back at the running people* O....Kay....
Kurapika: * eyes still scarlet* Stoooooooooppppp!!!!
*Shintaro catches the tarantula without getting bitten and put it back in the box, while The girls stop yelling and running*
The girls that were running earlier: Phew...
Momo: Hey Marry, I think you froze Seto....
Marry: *eyes are red* eh? *looks at Seto* Aaaaahhhh! Gomenasai Seto-kun!!!! *unfreezes Seto*
Seto: Whut just happened? =_=
Kurapika: Okay, I'll go straight to the point.
WHY. ARE. YOUR. EYES. RED..... =_=
Momo: Well, all of our eyes turn red. My question is, why are yours red?
Kurapika: My eyes are red because I'm the last one left in our clan that inherits these eyes. And I know very well that you are not from my clan...
Kano: Our eyes are red because....... I don't really know.
Kido:*facepalm* ugh, nevermind *blinks once and eyes turn back to normal*
Marry:*does the same*
Kurapika: hmm... =_= *does the same*
Mayumi: Come to think of it, where is Yuichi-san? O_O
Shintaro: She's here *points to Yuichi on the floor, passed out*
Kuroha: hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! XD
Kano: Pshh... *holding in laughter*
Mayumi:........ I think I'll end this chapter here.... For Yuichi-san's sake....
And so the chapter ended with laughs and a humiliated author. As for the mystery of Red Eyes, nobody bothered to solve it
The End....
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