When a new duelist duels the Yugioh Characters

Bold: Hello, Kanio! You said that you new to Yugioh right?

Kanio: Um, yea?

Bold: Do you want to meet the Yugioh guys?

Kanio: Sure!

Bold: Ok! Let's go to the studio!

Kanio: You and the Yugioh guys live together?!?!

Bold: Sometimes. Come on! *takes her hand and runs*

Kanio: *follows*

*Meanwhile in the studio*

Yuma: OMG WHERE IS ASTRAL I THINK I LOST HIM BUT I'M NOT SURE WHERE IS HE CALL 911 SOMEONE!! WE HAVE A LOST DUEL SPIRIT-

Astral: Yuma

Yuma: NOT NOW ASTRAL!! I'M TRYING TO FIND ASTRAL

Astral: Yuma

Yuma: What?

Astral: I'm behind you

Yuma: *turns behind* Oh, hi Astral!

Yami and Yugi: *faceplam*

Yusei: Astral, tell me how you teach an idiot like him.

Astral: Why?

Yusei: We have kariboh hair here panicking.

Jaden: OMG I LOST NEOS AND I CAN'T FIND HIM ANYWHERE AND I LOST MY PHONE AND YUKO IS NO WHERE AND NEOS IS LOST AND-

Yuya: *slaps Jaden*

Jaden: Ouch!

Yusei: Good job, Yuya

Yuya: Praise me more!

Bold: Hey guys!

Yugioh guys: Hi Bold!

Kanio: These are the Yugioh guys?

Jaden: Who is this girl?

Kanio: I am Kanio and I want to be the next best duelist! *turns to Yami and Yugi* OMG IT'S THE KING OF GAMES!! IT'S AN HONOR TO MEET YOU!! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!?!

Yami: Um sure?

Yugi: Why not?

Yami and Yugi: *signs a paper and gives it to Kanio*

Kanio: ALL MY FRIENDS WOULD BE SO JEALOUS!!

Bold: Kanio

Kanio: What?

Bold: Should I introduce you to the rest?

Kanio: Sure but I'm sure they are not as good as Yami and Yugi!

Yugioh guys besides Yami and Yugi: *tic mark*

Bold: Why, it's already been proven that Jaden is not as good as Yami.

Jaden: Hey!

Kanio: Who is this guy? *points at Yusei*

Bold: Oh, he's Yusei. He is the champion of New Domino City.

Kanio: What is up with his hair?

 Bold: Why is everyone asking about their hair?!?!

Kanio: Then who are those two? *points at Yuma and Astral*

Bold: They are Yuma and Astral. they are the best in heartland. 

Kanio: Wasn't heartland destroyed?

Yuma: HEARTLAND IS DESTROYED?!?!

Bold: In the alternate world.

Yuma and Astral: Oh

Kanio: Then who is tomato hair here? 

Bold: Oh, he's Yuya. He is the champion in- Wait, what was the name of the city again?

Yuya: I forgot.

Bold: Anyway, these are the main guys.

Kanio: Oh. Can I have a duel with all of you?!?!

Yugioh guys: At once?

Kanio: No! One by one!

Yugioh guys: Sure! 

Bold: I'm dueling her next!

Kanio: ok!

Of course, since Kanio was new, she didn't know the rules and messed up a bunch of things. like this:

Kanio: I fusion summon my monster-

Duel disk: Error. 

Kanio: Eh?! Why?!?!

Yami: What's wrong?

Kanio: I can't fusion summon!

Bold: Let me see your card.

Kanio: *shows her the card*

Bold: Kanio, this is a Synchro card.

Kanio: Oh

And this: 

Kanio: I draw!-

Duel disk: Error

Kanio: Eh?!?!

Jaden: You drew two cards!

Kanio: I can't?! Yugi does it all the time!

Jaden: Because he used a spell card!

Kanio: Oh

Also this: 

Kanio: I summon this monster-

Duel disk: Error error

Kanio: What now?!?!

Yusei: You placed the monster in the trap zone!

Kanio: Ohhhhhhhhh

Also this:

Yuma: I attack your monster-

Kanio: You activated my trap card!

Duel disk: Error error

Kanio: What now?!?!

Astral: You probably chose the wrong card

Kanio: *looks* ohhhhhhhhh

And this: 

Kanio: I pendulum summon this monster-

Duel disk: Error error

Kanio: OH COME ON!!!

Yuya: The pendulum scale is only one number apart so you can't!

Kanio: Oh......

And many more

Moral of the story: Learn the basic rules of Yugioh before dueling someone

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