When a new duelist duels the Yugioh Characters
Bold: Hello, Kanio! You said that you new to Yugioh right?
Kanio: Um, yea?
Bold: Do you want to meet the Yugioh guys?
Kanio: Sure!
Bold: Ok! Let's go to the studio!
Kanio: You and the Yugioh guys live together?!?!
Bold: Sometimes. Come on! *takes her hand and runs*
Kanio: *follows*
*Meanwhile in the studio*
Yuma: OMG WHERE IS ASTRAL I THINK I LOST HIM BUT I'M NOT SURE WHERE IS HE CALL 911 SOMEONE!! WE HAVE A LOST DUEL SPIRIT-
Astral: Yuma
Yuma: NOT NOW ASTRAL!! I'M TRYING TO FIND ASTRAL
Astral: Yuma
Yuma: What?
Astral: I'm behind you
Yuma: *turns behind* Oh, hi Astral!
Yami and Yugi: *faceplam*
Yusei: Astral, tell me how you teach an idiot like him.
Astral: Why?
Yusei: We have kariboh hair here panicking.
Jaden: OMG I LOST NEOS AND I CAN'T FIND HIM ANYWHERE AND I LOST MY PHONE AND YUKO IS NO WHERE AND NEOS IS LOST AND-
Yuya: *slaps Jaden*
Jaden: Ouch!
Yusei: Good job, Yuya
Yuya: Praise me more!
Bold: Hey guys!
Yugioh guys: Hi Bold!
Kanio: These are the Yugioh guys?
Jaden: Who is this girl?
Kanio: I am Kanio and I want to be the next best duelist! *turns to Yami and Yugi* OMG IT'S THE KING OF GAMES!! IT'S AN HONOR TO MEET YOU!! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!?!
Yami: Um sure?
Yugi: Why not?
Yami and Yugi: *signs a paper and gives it to Kanio*
Kanio: ALL MY FRIENDS WOULD BE SO JEALOUS!!
Bold: Kanio
Kanio: What?
Bold: Should I introduce you to the rest?
Kanio: Sure but I'm sure they are not as good as Yami and Yugi!
Yugioh guys besides Yami and Yugi: *tic mark*
Bold: Why, it's already been proven that Jaden is not as good as Yami.
Jaden: Hey!
Kanio: Who is this guy? *points at Yusei*
Bold: Oh, he's Yusei. He is the champion of New Domino City.
Kanio: What is up with his hair?
Bold: Why is everyone asking about their hair?!?!
Kanio: Then who are those two? *points at Yuma and Astral*
Bold: They are Yuma and Astral. they are the best in heartland.
Kanio: Wasn't heartland destroyed?
Yuma: HEARTLAND IS DESTROYED?!?!
Bold: In the alternate world.
Yuma and Astral: Oh
Kanio: Then who is tomato hair here?
Bold: Oh, he's Yuya. He is the champion in- Wait, what was the name of the city again?
Yuya: I forgot.
Bold: Anyway, these are the main guys.
Kanio: Oh. Can I have a duel with all of you?!?!
Yugioh guys: At once?
Kanio: No! One by one!
Yugioh guys: Sure!
Bold: I'm dueling her next!
Kanio: ok!
Of course, since Kanio was new, she didn't know the rules and messed up a bunch of things. like this:
Kanio: I fusion summon my monster-
Duel disk: Error.
Kanio: Eh?! Why?!?!
Yami: What's wrong?
Kanio: I can't fusion summon!
Bold: Let me see your card.
Kanio: *shows her the card*
Bold: Kanio, this is a Synchro card.
Kanio: Oh
And this:
Kanio: I draw!-
Duel disk: Error
Kanio: Eh?!?!
Jaden: You drew two cards!
Kanio: I can't?! Yugi does it all the time!
Jaden: Because he used a spell card!
Kanio: Oh
Also this:
Kanio: I summon this monster-
Duel disk: Error error
Kanio: What now?!?!
Yusei: You placed the monster in the trap zone!
Kanio: Ohhhhhhhhh
Also this:
Yuma: I attack your monster-
Kanio: You activated my trap card!
Duel disk: Error error
Kanio: What now?!?!
Astral: You probably chose the wrong card
Kanio: *looks* ohhhhhhhhh
And this:
Kanio: I pendulum summon this monster-
Duel disk: Error error
Kanio: OH COME ON!!!
Yuya: The pendulum scale is only one number apart so you can't!
Kanio: Oh......
And many more
Moral of the story: Learn the basic rules of Yugioh before dueling someone
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