This shot is dedicated to ArtemisSilver478 for being the one who got me borderline obsessed with Deathshipping (I mean I shipped it before but...), And for being fabulous in general. <------------ This is not an excuse or invitation to make British and French puns by the way -.-

Now now children.

I assure you that this is not sad at all

You will NOT require those tissues next to you.

No, put away the stuffed animal (Or keep it, doesn't matter to me).

Also, I will be referring to Yami Marik as Melvin in this shot.

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The Shizikura family had recently moved into a new home.

Mrs. Shizikura (Whom the author was too lazy to name) was a single mother and was constantly working, trying to support her two beloved children.

Now, the Shizikura children were sweet and made her job easy but tonight they were bored.

They caused mischief when bored.

Exploring their new home was fun, but they didn't expect to stumble upon...

"Watch it ya little brat!" A double-toned voice (...? Voices?) growled, irritated as Suzume walked directly through its body.

Suzume jumped in shock and ran to hide behind her twin brother. "Nii-Sama, did you hear that?"

Kisako, her brother, nodded, looking around warily. He would protect his sister from any evil spirit, even if he was only ten!

Then a ghostly outline started to form, outlining a well-built human/demon thing (No-one really knows what Melvin is at this point) with a pineapple on top of his head.

His ghostly face was tanned brown (is that redundant?), and he stuck his tongue out creepily at the kids. Retracting his tongue, Melvin stepped forwards menacingly, growling softly. The two kids hugged each other tightly as he approached, looming over them.

Then a pale hand shot out and gripped his ear. The two children shifted their gazes to see a shorter male with white hair. He was so pale that he looked ethereal, as if an angel had landed on the earth. The other... the other one looked like a madman whose head had become the new home of Spongebob Squarepants.

"Ow ow owwwww! Ryou!" Melvin whined bending awkwardly over his side as Ryou pulled his ear down.

"Melly! No scaring children! How many times do I have to tell you this?!"

"I dunno!" Melvin looked at the children pleadingly. Help me! He thought at them. Suzume and Kisako stood in place, arms loosening in their grips around each other as they watched the tall and scary man get scolded like a child.

Ryou snorted. "If it happens again, I'm taking your cape for a week."

Melvin hunched over, raising his shoulders in a cat-like stance and curled his cape around himself and clutched it tightly. "Not capey! I won't let you take capey away from me!" he hissed.

Ryou scoffed. "I'll wash it too."

Melvin gasped.

Ryou turned to the kids with a kind smile. "Ignore him, he's an idiot."

"Am not." Melvin pouted

Ryou ignored him. "What are your names?" he asked the children gently, so not as to scare them.

"Excuse me sir," Suzume burst out, "Are you and the scary one married?" She immediately covered her mouth and looked on at the two ghosts fearfully.

Ryou blinked. Then Melvin burst out in laughter.

"Married! Ryou, do you hear this girl? I don't think we got past first base!" He grinned wickedly, "By my standards, of course, we probably passed 20th base by yours. What is twentieth base by your standards anyway? Kissing? Holding hands?"

Ryou blushed and whacked him upside the head, and insinuated a new argument.

Suzume whispered to her brother: "I think they're married. They fight like an old married couple."

Kisako nodded and whispered back: "They're like Yusuze and Hachiro, constantly arguing, but looking at each other like mom used to look at dad before he left."

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"I certainly hope so."

They both smirked at the same time

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Look at Suzume and Kisako, becoming a tiny ship squad. 

Tea and Mokuba would be proud.

By the way, you all are super lucky to get this.

I tore myself away from playing Skyrim to start writing this for you. (Gasp!  I know right?!)

Then I finished it without the use of my left hand (which is currently sprained by the way.)

I'll probably write part two pretty soon 

On a side note, do you know how difficult it is to type properly and at a normal speed with only one hand?

Peace for now~