Not that type of clean me you perverts.

Oh btw, it was suppose to be a Phil x nnnnnnnnnnnnnnreader chappie but I changed my mind ✌️

REQUESTS ARE OPEN!
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You were recently watching your favorite show, Sherlock (cuz why not?) while eating some popcorn when someone knocked on the door.

You sighed and paused the series and went towards the door to open it.

You were greeted by your best friend and neighbor, Dan Howell. The boy was wearing a black hoodie and looking down.

"Oh my god. Danareyouokay?" You began to examine his arms and when you were about to touch his face he flinched.

"Y/n I need you too help me with my face" he said silently. "What? You're face is perfect-"

You cover your mouth, 'why did you say that y/n!?' you scolded youself.

Dan is your crush since he moved next to your house and everyone knows that you have a crush on Dan. Heck, even Phil knows. But he swore he wouldn't tell Dan because if he did he'll be six foot under.

"Of course my face is perfect, y/n. Okay so I need help in cleaning with this...." he trails off.

Before you could question him, Dan removed his hood and you were greeted by Phil in cat whiskers and a kitten nose along.

You stared and then started laughing hysterically "Oh my Goddddd!!!!!"

Dan's cheeks were glowing red "Shut up y/n. So me and Dan were making videos and then we decided to put this shit on our faces and after that Phil got his off and mine.....not so much...."

You swear your cheeks were about to explode "Yeah but why me?"

Dan shrugged "Cause you're the closest person to me besides Phil"

|time skip brought to you by Dan the cat :3 |

Dan sat down impatiently as you fetched the stuff you needed.

Once you arrived, you dip the cloth into the water and started to rub it against his nose.

Dan's reaction was beyond adorable, his nose was scrunched and mouth parted a little bit.

You started giggling "Why are you giggling?" Dan asked.

"Nothing nothing."

After a whole lot of scrubbing you finally got the marks off but you were kinda disappointed that you wouldn't see his kitty cat face again.

"Alrighty, I guess we're done. I still don't know why it came off that easily since you tried hard....." you say

Dan laughed nervously 'that's because I didn't try cleaning it off yet' he said in his mind.

You pinched his cheeks "You're so adorable"

He was blushing furiously "Hey y/n, I think you missed a spot" he says.

"What where?"

"On my lips" he smirked

"Wait what-"

Dan grabbed your collar and smashed his lips on yours. 'His lips are so warm' you thought.

You wrap your arms along his neck and his on your waist. But unfortunately, humans have to breath after a looong kiss and the two of you broke apart.

Dan looked at you and smiled "You want to know what was on my lips?"

You giggle "What?"

"The most beautiful girl in the whole world"