Video 7 - Slenderman
"Why did they have to choose a horror game?" Dream whined, looking at the title screen.
Yeah, all of the couples were playing Slenderman.
"Why did the viewers vote for a horror game, of all things?" Killer said, throwing his arms into the air, "Why couldn't they have done something like us going to hawaii?"
"We don't have the money, Killer," Dream said.
"Don't remind me," Killer huffed.
"Do you know this game at all? I don't really know it," Dream said.
"Which is why you're the one who'll be playing," Killer said, "There's eight pages we need to gather, and it's pretty much like a large scavenger hunt to look for them, only with a deadly teleporting man with no face following us everywhere."
"Lovely," Dream sighed, sarcasm wavering with his voice as he clicked the start button.
You need eight pages
Find them
But look out
He's watching you...
"So reassuring," Dream said.
"Yup," Killer said.
"We're probably going to die, aren't we?" Dream asked, looking over.
"Yup," Killer repeated as Dream moved the mouse around.
"It's so creepy!" Dream said, looking over at Killer, "We need to start saving up for Hawaii, stat!"
"I like the way you think," Killer agreed.
Dream started off by taking in his surroundings, which was a large forest. It waa errie and silent, making Dream slightly nervous.
"Creepy forest video games always creep me out the most," Dream said.
"I know, that's why Horror insisted you play and that you play it first," Killer said.
"I think he eats screams instead of normal food, like some sort of vampire that uses screams to fuel his soul," Dream said.
"Or like some sort of monster from that movie monsters Inc," Killer said.
"You know I hate that movie!" Dream said, turning over and playfully slapping Killer's cjest, "It's completely inaccurate to how actual monsters look and act! Most of us don't even have sharp teeth and use screams like the movie says we do!"
"Well, that was before humans started to get to know monsters," Killer said, "They didn't know how we acted and looked. But the scream energy source thing and sharp teeth stuff is totally accurate to Horror's description."
"True," Dream said, "Oh, is that a page?"
"Yeah, that is!" Killer said, "Go grab it."
Dream did, grabbing the page off of the tree before turning around and going in the direction of the building outline in the distance. He made it about halfway there before he turned his camera to see Slender man directly to his right, static starting to fill the screen.
"How do I shoot?" Dream asked, frantically clicking at the mouse and pressing random buttons on the key word as more static filled the screen.
"What, no, there's no shooting in this game, you're supposed to look away!" Killer said.
Too late.
Dream had stared at him for too long, resulting in a game scare which caused both of them to scream as the screen was covered in static and Slender man's face.
"We suck at this game," Killer said, breaking the silence.
"Better give up on our dream for Hawaii now," Dream mumbled, "And start taking video game 101 classes."
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"I don't like that look on your face," Geno said, frowning at Death, "I think you're up to something."
"You wanna know what game we're playing today?" Death asked, smirking at Geno as he leaned against his hand.
"I am not playing that Dream Daddy game you keep insisting that I play to 'practice' being a parent!" Geno said, jabbing a finger into Death's chest, "Just because we're both gay doesn't mean that game isn't any less stupid!"
"Unfortunatly, the boss still says no to the Dream Daddy playthrough," Death said, "But someone requested a horror game."
"Of FREAKIN course they did, that would explain you're stupidly hot smile," Geno said.
"Heh, it's the game you've kept insisting you never want to play," Death said, lifting up the screen.
"I hate you," Geno muttered.
"But we'll split it halfway, you can control the mouse while I walk around," Death offered, pushing the mouse in his direction.
"Why don't one of us just play it and the other watches?" Geno asked.
"This game depends greatly on moving and where you're looking, sowe can split it and both get a good expierence, so we can get better with team work!"
"I hate this job sometimes, this is one of those times," Geno muttered, clicking start.
You need eight pages
Find them
But look out
He's watching you...
"Oh Toby Fox, I never wanted to play this game!" Geno whined, moving the mouse around, "Oh, there's going to be some screaming involved."
"Do you want me to cuddle you when the jumpscare happens?" Death said.
"You probably tricked me into playing this to get free cuddles!" Geno said, glaring over at him.
"Nah, it was requested, I'm just really excited about playing it with you!" Death said.
"You just want to see me scream so I'll jump into your arms, like that time you tricked me into a haunted house just so you could hug me," The short skeleton said.
"You can't blame me, you never give me any physical affection accept for our nightly cuddles, and I'm a very cuddly person," Death said.
"If I win, I don't have to cuddle with you," Geno said, taking full authority of the controls.
"And if I win, you let me carry you like a new wed until the end of the day," Death said.
"Deal," Geno said.
~~~~~~
"So why was Death carrying Geno around?" Blue asked Dust.
"Apparently he lost a bet. And he looked pretty angry, too,probably because he lost," Dust said.
"I don't understand why they-ACHOO!" Blue stopped his sentence before sneezing into his elbow just in time.
"Bless you," Dust said, patting his head.
"Thanks!" Blue said.
"So, I know how you are with horror games, and unfortunately... We have one we have to play..." Dust said.
"Is it Five Nights At Freddy's two?" Blue asked, "Because I heard that one's worst, and I don't want to play that."
"It's something called Slender man, I've played it once before," Dust said, "Have you ever heard of it?"
"Nope!" Blue said, his innocent star eyes looking up at Dust hopefully, "Is it really scary?"
Dust stared down at him before sighing, rubbing the top of his skull affectionately.
"I can't force you to play, I'll play it for you, I've already beaten it before so it shouldn't be too hard," Dust said, kissing his nose socket.
"Well that was easy," Blue giggled under his breath.
So Dust went through the game for the second time in his life, collecting the first four pages with ease. He had a close sighting with the antagonist of the game near page five, and took a long time to find page six, but he managed to collect all eight of the pages and win the game.
"There we go," Dust said, leaning back in his chair.
"Yay!" Blue said, clapping happily, "You did it!"
"And not really any jumpscares to be afriad of," Dust said proudly, patting his own back, "Want to go out for some sushi?"
"Sure," Blue said, grabbing his bag before they both stood up and exited the office.
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"Sci, we're playing this crappy game?" Fell asked, poking the screen, "It's just a buisness man with no face, how is that in anyway scary?"
"He's actually more frightening then he looks," Sci pointed out.
"Is he extremely cringey?" Fell asked.
"Yes," Sci laughed, "That's why he's so horrifying! He makes cringey youtube videos with a high pitched voice on Club Penguin let's plays."
"The terror," Fell chuckled.
"Anyway, I already added on my cheating commands, so we can fly and stuff like that," Sci said, "Since I don't like jumpscares."
"What kind of sane person likes jumpscares?" Fell asked his boyfriend.
"Horror does."
"I said sane."
"I think Lust might."
"Sane, Sci, not insane."
~~~~~~
"Are you sure you're ok with me on your lap?" Lust asked, looking back at Horror.
"You aren't uncomfortable," Horror said, resting his head on Lust's shoulder.
"I'm not crushing you or anything, right?" Lust asked.
"You're fine babe," Horror said, kissing his cheek, "Don't stress too much about it."
"I heard Sci, Fell, Dust, and Blue have already beaten this game," Lust said.
"Sci and Fell don't count, I know for a fact they cheated somehow," Horror said, grinning at him, "But I can't wait to see the jumpscare, if it'll be good or not."
"Nothing compares to your jumpscare making abilities," Lust said, clicking start.
"Pft, I could make a better scene then this, but it isn't too bad for a horror game this old," Horror said.
"It's not really that old, babe," Lust said.
"In my eyes it is," Horror said.
"But you don't have eyes."
"A man can dream, Lust. A man can dream."
"Wait," Lust said, looking over at him, "Your big goal in life is to one day get a pair of eyes?"
"I just want to large goggly eyes that I can shake and make a lot of people uncomfortable with," Horror said before leaning forward and pointing at the screen, "Page right there."
"Oh, th- HE'S RIGHT THERE!" Lust screeched the last part of his sentence after he turned around from grabbing the page, coming face to face with the faceless enemy.
"Leave the room, Lust!" Horror said urgently.
"He's blocking the only exit!" Lust whined as he turned his character around to face the wall, "Why did there have to be a long hallway with a page in it?"
"Just stay turned around, maybe he'll go away?" Horror offered, "But he still isn't that scary."
"This is watching SpongeBob compared to your jumpscares," Lust said, turning around to see if he was still there, "HE'S STILL AT THE DOOR!"
"Just die, let's see what the jumpscare is," Horror told him.
Lust obeyed, turning around and staring at the enemy before the game ended, filling their screen with his face and static.
"Pathetic, not really creative at all," Horror said.
"It's just like Dora then," Lust said, "Not creative and just plain bad!"
"No, it's not like Dora," Horror said, "Dora is on a lower level."
~~~~~~
"We can do this, it's just another horror game," Nightmare said confidently.
"Yeah, we probably can," Cross said.
"Have you ever played this before?" Nightmare asked.
"No, but I've heard of him before," Cross said, "What about you?"
"I've seen some art of him, and heard about the game and watched a playthrough of it, but never played it myself," Nightmare said.
"We're going to lose then," Cross laughed.
"So badly," Nightmare laughed.
Nightmare took control and started to move around, both of them cracking jokes about how they got into the haunted forest after getting the third page.
"Maybe our car broke down on the way to a ball, and that's why we can't run!" Cross offered.
"We were secretly Cinderella all along!" Nightmare said, snorting.
"And maybe slender is Prince charming, who wants to try to forcefully put on the shoes to see if they fit."
"That explains everything!" Cross said.
They both yelped when slenderman suddenly appeared on the screen again, them dying almost instantly due to the fact that they had low health.
"I said I didn't want to try on the slippers!" Cross yelled at the computer.
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Just sitting here writing this, We Bare Bears was on my T.V, and everytime Ice Bear was on screen I just look up and say "Ice Bear is best bear".
He is best bear.
Also watched some GTA derby by Sky vs Gaming (new name now), I wonder if he'll do it again.
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