"I heard this is another fortnite. I'm going to go commit fortnite end if it is."

Error pulled on his headphones as he brought the mic closer to him as he spoke, narrowing his eye sockets as he started the game.

"Actually, it's not, I've played this before," Lust said, "With Horror. It's kind of like fortnite, but more realistic. And apparently fortnite stole it's idea from PubG."

"It's not great, but not terrible," Killer said, cracking his fingers, "Now, who's ready to get owned?"

"We're going to be playing on the same team, don't kill us!" Blue said, "I heard there's four per team."

"Yeah, I'm just too good at this game that I'm worth four people," Killer said.

"Man, Dream must love being in bed with you if you have the stamina of four people," Lust giggled.

"LUST!" Blue screeched, "Don't talk about that on this channel? What if there's a kid watching?"

"Hey, free health class," Error said.

"Yeah, they're saving money from textbooks," Killer said.

"Anyways, so in bed interactions-" Lust started.

"Stop!" Blue interrupted him.

"The male puts his ding dong-"

"NO!"

"-in the girls wing wong-"

"STOP LUST!"

"-then they do the frick frack-"

"LUST YOUR'E SO INAPPROPRIATE!"

"-and afterwards they snick snack-"

"LUST NO!"

"-and they eat the kit kat-"

"Lust, please!"

"-before they sleepily creepily. Okay, I'm done now."

"I had to turn off my voice so you wouldn't hear me wheezing so hard!" Killers voice came back on suddenly.

"Lust, that was perfect, I want that statement hanged on my wall like an inspirational quote," Error said, "My children will just look at that with confusion and ask me what it means, and I'd pat their little skulls and tell them they'll understand when they're older."

"You all are so... ugh..." Blue groaned into his hands.

"Anyway, who's ready to play some PubG!" Lust said.

"Are we cutting out that part?" Blue asked.

"Nope!" Error said.

"Sci, don't cut that out, whatever you do!" Killer said to the camera, "Don't!"

"This isn't appropriate for children on YouTube!" Blue said as they all joined a game, all of them spawning in the waiting area.

"There is so much for innocent Blue to learn about in the internet," Error said.

"That was pretty tame compared to like, children getting mad on fortnite," Lust said, throwing something at Blue on the game, "It can get pretty violent."

"Dream played fortnite one, only one time," Killer said, "And he got death threats in chat, was called gay at least seven times, and was banned for harassment of other players in only five minutes. I was there, and it was a wild ride."

"Thus the reason why fortnite is banned on the game list!" Error said, "Boss said we can't play fortnite for this YouTube channel because of how bad it gets!"

"And thus the reason why voice chat is off on this!" Killer added as they spawned on the plane, "But here, let me pick the drop zone, I'm guessing you all know how to play this?"

"Aye," Error said.

"Yup!" Blue said.

"Yesaroo, my fine bugaroo," Lust said.

"Are you quoting Miraculous again?" Blue asked.

There was a pause.

"MIRACULOUS!" Blue and Lust yelled, "SIMPLY THE BEST! UP TO THE TEST WHEN THINGS GO WRONG!"

"Why did Dream show them that show?" Killer asked.

"I know Ink is going to be infected soon, I'm scared," Error said.

"The rounds starting!" Killer yelled as they all dropped from their planes.

"Oh, this is a pretty map!" Blue said.

"Basically, we have to kill everyone to win, and we're only playing one round," Killer said as they landed.

"Hey, I found a motorcycle, cool," Lust said as he climbed onto it.

"Find some weapons first," Error said as he picked up a gun.

"I found a backpack, and a frying pan!" Blue said, "Can I get long, golden hair and a pet lizard that obeys my every command!"

"Imagine Blue with long, flowing locks," Killer snorted.

"He's just walking down the street, and it gets windy, and the person behind him just gets a face full of skeleton hair," Lust laughed.

"Blue just carries his hair around in his backpack, like," Error laughed, picking up another gun, "Like the backpack is open on his back and it goes into the backpack. So people think it's normal length, then he has to take it off and he just sets it onto a hair and pulls out piles and piles of his hair and plops it onto some poor suckers desk next to him."

"I would love to play a simulator where you just whack people with your hair and try not to get it caught everywhere in a city, Rapanzol in New York," Blue said.

Lusti was killed by explosion

Everyone went silent as Lust sighed quietly, a thump coming from his Office as he slumped against his desk.

"Did you seriously blow up your bike?" Error asked.

"I didn't see the wall there," Lust grumbled.

"I'm guessing we have about a minute before Blue is killed," Killer said.

"Hey!" Blue said.

"I have an automatic weapon, some med packs, some armor, and some other things, what do you have?" Killer asked as he got a head shot on someone.

"This backpack... a frying pan... and this door," Blue said.

"He's long dead," Error said.

"I'll show you what I can do with this frying pan!" Blue said.

They progressed slowly with Lust sitting back and just commenting on what they did, due to his death. They managed to make it to the final two teams without any more difficulties, from Error and Killers natural skills at shooting. Blue only gained new armor, but he kept his frying pan as he only weapon and only managed to attack one person before Killer was the one who shot them and downed them.

"There's a guy in there, but watch out, the circle is going to close soon," Killer said, reloading his gun as he watched the building.

"I still got my trusty pan!" Blue said.

"Always use protection," Lust said.

"LUST!" Blue yelled.

"Can we hear the enchantment ritual from health class again, I need to be blessed," Error said.

"Ahem!" Lust cleared his throat, "Silence for the health ritualistic chant!"

"I'm down!" Killed yelled, "No time for rituals, come and heal me! He has his team mate!"

"I took down this guy!" Error said after he shot him, "Where is he?"

Error was shot down from behind, going down as well, leaving only Blue and the remaining other player.

"Oh no," Lust laughed, "This is so intense."

"Blue, go loot my body, he got Killers guns but he hasn't looted me," Error said, "Then you can shoot him."

"Um, where is your body?" Blue asked.

He walked behind a tree and turned, walking right into the last remaining player. He screamed out from the surprise and reflexively smacked his frying pan against the last player a couple of times before he went down.

1st Place!

"Holy crap, Blue actually..." Killer said.

"With a frying pan..." Error whispered.

"And you were saying?" Lust asked.

"I'm going to go tell Dust!" Blue said, jumping out of his seat and running down the hall, his faint voice yelling, "Dust, I did something right!"

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Sorry, school crap, emotional breakdowns, yada yada.

Another item to cross off the list!

Yay!

But I've been dabbling in making memes recently, wanna see one?