"So, great news, we don't have to play FNAF," Geno said.

"Amazing news," Death agreed.

"And we're just playing a four person Uno game, so that's even better," Lust said, clapping his hands.

"I'm afraid to admit, but I haven't actually played this before," Horror said, "I know that it's one in Spanish, but that's about it."

"NO ONE TELL HIM!" Death suddenly yelled, "IF WE DON'T EXPLAIN THE GAME, HE'LL LOSE!"

"What the heck?" Horror yelled.

"Everyone team up against Horror!" Geno said as the game started up.

"Heck yeah!" Lust laughed as the game started to deal our their cards.

"Not you too!" Horror whined.

Geno_Has_Big_Tsundere is going first

"STOP NAMING YOUR NICKNAME AFTER ME!" Geno yelled at his boyfriend.

"Never!" Death laughed.

He placed down a blue four and it rotated clockwise, becoming Geno's turn.

IWantToKaShootMyself's turn

"Geno!" Lust snorted, covering his teeth as he giggled.

"What's going on!" Horror asked, "How do we play?"

"Don't shoot yourself my love!" Death said.

"Someone explain please!" Horror cried out.

Geno put down a red four, it rotating to Lust's turn afterwards.

UnstableKanable's turn

"Basically, you want to get rid of your cards," Lust finally explained, "You can use the same numbers, symbols, and colors from the deck."

"Finally!" Horror sighed as Lust put down a blue +2.

Bwah's turn was skipped

"What the heck!" Horror yelled as he drew 2.

"Oh, why thank you," Death said, putting down a red +2 on top.

"Screw you," Geno grumbled as he drew 2.

"Oh, did you guys hear what happened yesterday?" Lust asked as he placed down a normal card.

"Oh Toby Fox," Horror sighed as he placed down a card, "Lust, please don't."

"Horror got lost in the mall when we went shopping, so I had to go to the desk and call him down."

"No way," Geno said, "Again?"

"Horror has a reputation in malls," Lust said.

"Why must you torture me," Horror groaned, placing down a red seven.

"What's going on?" He asked when the large seven appeared.

"You gatta switch with someone!" Death laughed.

"What?" Horror asked as he clicked on Geno.

"No!" Geno yelled, "Those were so good!"

"It's the seven and zero rule," Death said.

"What does that mean?" Horror yelled.

"And silence remains to his question," Geno said.

"Screw all of you," Horror grumbled.

~~~~~~

"Death, babe, let's talk about this," Geno said slowly.

"Remember how you didn't kiss me in that Walmart last week because there was people watching?" Death asked as he placed down the +4, "Suffer."

"No!" Geno cried out as he drew four.

"And Uno!" Lust sang, pressing the button as he placed down a card.

"Guys, he's winning, how do we screw him over?" Horror asked as he placed down a normal card.

"Like this," Death said, placing down a seven and swapping cards.

"WHAT?" Lust screeched.

"Now I have Uno!" Death said.

"No, your cards are so bad, they have your stench on them!" Lust said.

"My stench," Death snorted.

"I can confirm, Death does smell like an a** because he is one!" Geno said.

"Is this from that draw 4?" Death asked.

"It's from that d*mn draw 4!" Geno snapped.

~~~~~~

"Change it to yellow, and I can stop Geno from getting Uno," Horror said.

"Fork off you mean giraffe," Geno said.

"Giraffes are actually quite cultured species, how dare you," Death said.

"I wouldn't mind stabbing a giraffe," Horror added in.

"I'm scared for my safety," Lust said, drawing a card, then another, then another.

"What happened?" Geno asked Lust.

"What happened?" Lust mocked him in a high pitched voice, going from three cards to fourteen in only a few seconds and placing down a +2.

"Sucker!" Horror said, placing down a +2 on top of his.

"And here we are," Death said, placing a +2 on top of that one.

And so Geno had to draw 8 cards.

"I'm going to have a stroke," Geno wheezed.

"Hm, I wonder if I have this color," Lust said sarcastically, "Oh wait, I do, from my abundance of cards. It's like a library, I have everything and I just keep getting more."

"And no one likes you," Death added.

"Burn!" Geno yelled.

"This game wants me to commit uninstall life," Horror grumbled as he picked up six cards.

"I'm having a great time, I don't understand why you guys are so frustrated," Death said, placing down a card and having only two remaining.

"Go f*ck yourself," Geno snapped.

~~~~~~

"NO!" Horror yelled as Lust placed down a 0, rotating everyones cards.

"I need to go to the bathroom," Death mumbled, gaining all of Genos practically stack of cards.

"What for?" Lust asked, "Skeletons don't need bathrooms."

"To cry in the toilet."

"This game has been going on for over half an hour, and we have more cards than what we started with," Horror groaned into his hands, "I'm going to throw up over my keyboard."

"That's it, I'm going to McDonalds," Death said when he had to draw more cards, the sound of his keys jiggling in the mic.

"During a recording?" Geno asked.

"The game will automatically play for me, it's fine," Death grumbled, the sound of his door slamming inside the chat.

"He just walked past my Office," Lust giggled, "Death is actually leaving the building, he's going to McDonalds for real."

"He better pick me up- LUST YOU IGNORANT SL*T!" Geno screeched as Lust reversed the direction, forcing Geno to draw more.

"P*ssed am I," Horror spoke Star Wars style as he had to swap cards.

~~~~~~

The sound of Death returning sounded as he kicked open his door and sat down, the crinkling of a McDonalds bag in the mic.

"I got a large coke and some of those fish burgers," Death sighed.

"Those fish things? You don't get fish from fast food," Horror said.

"You don't get fish- F*ck you," Death mocked Horror, taking a large bite from his sandwich, "It tastes bad but it's heaven compared to this game!"

"Are you not even going to play?" Geno asked.

"The game itself have given me less cards than I ever could, I'm going to sit and watch," He said as Lust placed down a card.

"Death has three cards, and he hasn't even done anything to get them," Horror said as he placed down a card, "This is cause for concern."

"Two cards, actually," Death said as the game placed down one of his.

"If anyone can reverse it, I can screw that piece of horse p*ss over," Geno said, placing down a normal card.

"And I actually have Uno," Death said as it placed the same card on top, making him have an Uno.

"Oh, go eat some crippled guys a**," Horror said as Lust placed down a skip.

"And I win!" Death cheered, "By not even playing the game!"

"I'm going to go ka-shoot myself," Geno groaned, standing up, "I'm never talking to Death again. or even looking at that perverted boyfriend of mine."

"I bought you a coke and cheeseburger from McDonalds," Death said, waving around the cheeseburger.

"... I'm on my way over."

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Guess who's alive!

AAAA!

Been testing, still not done, so I decided to write a quick game of Uno since I've been doing a lot of stupid tests. But, Spring Break is coming up, so I can finally actually start writing fully again! Don't worry, it's just been testing and studying that's denied me of my writing, but no more! I still haven't managed to touch Fangs yet, sadly.