[Zelda:]

Hyrulian Royalty at the top
Of the food chain
Want a higher spot?
I suggest you get a new game
I see all your moves
I know your entire system
Just one of the perks
I've got the Triforce of Wisdom
So many abilities
It'll make your head spin
Already got a crown
Now I'm coming for the win
Get in line, little guy
Maybe you can have it next
'Cause I've got a soft spot for this
LITTLE GREEN PRINCESS!

[Link:]

Ha, ha
Little Green Princess?
Just making sure I heard right
Battling enemies
How many times have I saved your life?
Lean green killer
No one ever gets the best of me
Fighting evil forces
I gotta pursue my destiny
Evils bane
In the blade
That I weild
LIKE A BOSS!

You don't wanna be with Link?
Sweetheart,
That's your loss
You're a Royal,
But the weight of the
Kingdom is on my shoulders
The Hero of Hyrule
And you're my leftovers!

[Zelda:]

Keen insight
And my judgment is perfect
And I've got the title
'Cause you don't deserve it
There's room for one main character
I shouldn't have to tell ya
Bow down on your knees for
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA!

Psychic and I'm magical
And potent when I hit a rhyme
Switch it up to Sheik
And have you beat before
It's dinner time
Got the light force
And my resolve is steely
And oh by the way
I WENT WITH GANON FREELY!

[Link:]

When all hope had died
Who's the one who came to save you?
Don't come running back to me
After Ganondorf has played you!
My swords to the sky
You'll never replace the chosen
The Triforce of Wisdom?
I THINK YOUR SHITS BROKEN!

Link-
Always defeating my foes
The Kokiri killer
You know I'm the best
Hyrulian Champion everyone knows
YOU DITZY DAMSEL IN DISTRESS!

With Navi as my guide
We could rise to the Heavens
Zelda's hot for a minute, but
LONG LIVE THE LINK LEGEND!