Undertale vs Earthbound by VideoGameRapBattles


[Ness:]

Like a starstrom into battle
When my burns
Come raining down
About to roast a bag of bones
And bury him back underground
How you gonna face this fight?
Flirt?
Small talk?
Or run?
I'm bringing Genocide
That you can't even save your brother from!
I drop the hottest fire
By just holding out my hand
Me losing to a font?
No need to be a Comic, Sans
When your topping best game charts
Just keep in mind
You only exist because
Your creator was a fan of mine!

[Sans:]

It's a Beautiful day
For some Judgement to dispel
On days like this kids like you
SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL
My game warns against
Your sinful senseless monster slaughter fest
If I had things my way
YOU'D ALREADY BE DEAD!
The Godly Underground Elite
Against a Daycare team?
HA!
We'll get a Mother 3 US
Release before you're beating me
I could stand here and do nothing
And I still come out on top
Your rapping mission should be aborted
Just like your Final Boss

[Ness:]

Guess the bonehead couldn't stop
Boondoggling to drop a diss
Don't be hating on my friends
You're used to losing to a kid!
MERCY's off the table
Never spare a monster when I rap
So try
And crack one of your puns
While I crack your skull is half
And don't call me evil,
I'm a Hero!
Saved all of Mankind
Real villian is the guy who let
All of his kind die!
So here's the tale of what happens
At the end of this Rap Game
Sans cried for all his friends
But
NOBODY CAME

[Sans:]

You're looking pretty frustrated
Guess I'm just good at my job
Beating you's an alley oop
So prepare to
GET DUNKED ON
I killed you in the first verse
And you still come back to rhyme
It looks like someone really wants to have a
BAD TIME
Play times over,
Step to Sans
And you know that you're boned
'Specially when you're a kid
Who's only known from
Super Smash Bros
And a port collecting dust
You could never kill me, friend
Oops I've overdone my roast
All well,
I'll head to Grillby's then

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