[Mario:]

Let's A-Go!
Back to the Dark Age
Where a light shone fourth
Stark in an arcade
Embarking to shape
The video game industry
If there's one mascot to thank
It's A-me!

Let's watch you clock out
At mach speed
Running away from my
Hedgehog stomp spree
Notice how a flame throwin' pro bro spits
Bring a Hell far greater than the one of '06

It's a great gaming race
And you're getting lapped
How you claim to be fast
When you're crap on the track
Imma burn you, bro
And when I'm through with you
The world will see your true colors
Black and Blue!

I'm a proud plumber
Whose business thrives
Off the flushed out content
Your franchise provides
Don't push my big red buttons
Or you'll see soon
Your legacy will blow up with one
SONIC BOOM!

[Sonic:]

The Blue Blur's speeding 'round
And storming your course
Screwing this street rat
Crawling in the sewers of New York
You jump around
Underground the streets
Where I'm the King!
But if you want to win the Princess
The secret is rings!

You're trash from the past
You gotta go fast
With all my pals
We got the dream cast
While you're alone
With a Toad
And a cowardly Bro
I stepped up the game because
YOU'RE TOO SLOW!

Now I'll show you
At the speed of light
How to spin dash a fat cat
My lyrics will rise
I've been taking first place
Since my creation
I've been crushing fat men
For GENERATIONS!

Your Taxidermy Tanooki
Can get you fly as racoons
But your just a subspecies
Who's high on shrooms!
Devour all your power ups
You'll still be beat
If you are what you eat
Then say hello to my feet!

[Mario:]

Mamma Mia!
With this abuse
Imma gonna give Peta
A real reason to sue
You live in my Shadow
Brawling me is Tabuu
Side scroll you to roadkill
Drive you into fast food
SEGA would be nothing
Without its one trick rat
And his fan base more annoying
Than Big the Cat
You shoulda never
Faced the gaming Godfather, son
Cause-A Mario's always number 1

[Sonic:]

Mario's going missing
If that's the best you got
Meanwhile, I take 8-bites
From Nintendo's melting pot
Spittin' Chaos
On the biggest sellout
From Japan
Flatten this Goomba like paper
So you better jump man!
Dissed all your titles
Since they're all the same
I'll own you harder than I did
At the Olympic Games
But now I got you choking
Like you went down the wrong pipe
But that's what happens when you front the
FASTEST THING ALIVE!