Ms. AppleGate:

Let's all get ready for Show and Tell!
Let's start with...
YOU!
What did you bring?

New Kid:

Check out my new yoyo,
I think it's pretty sweet!

Monty:

It only cost a dollar,
My prices can't be beat!

Jerome:

I'll trade you for a hall pass

Cindy:

I'll be your gorgeous wife!

Buggs:

I'll help you kill our teacher,
With this giant scary knife!

Kids:

See the blood,
On the cart?
It's from us!
We're in juvenile jeopardy!
We're small,
But we're smart,
Let's unite!
And we'll start a little kindergarten coup!

New Kid:

Aren't you all being a little dramatic?

Cindy:

Uhh, no!

Buggs:

We don't even know what that means!

Ms. AppleGate:

Children!
We have to continue Show and Tell now!
Cindy,
Have you brought anything
Interesting to share?

Cindy:

Here's a vegan biscuit,
'Cause I don't deal with meat!
I got it from my boyfriend,
'Cause he is oh so sweet!

Jerome:

Peep this laser pointer,
I know,
It's pretty sick!

Janitor:

Hey!
Give me that ya tinker,
Or I'll kill you with this stick!

Kids:

We're too young,
And too spry
To be killed,
We're a teeny-bop battalion
We know,
We may die
But we still,
Gotta try a little kindergarten coup!

Ms. AppleGate:

Oh, Mr Janitor!
Why don't YOU
Share something interesting with the class?

Janitor:

Once a young student
Was not very prudent
With where he dropped his slop
So I went and grabbed him,
And BRUTALLY STABBED HIM!
With this here very mop!

Ms. AppleGate:

Well I give gold stars
To kids who are my
Special Little Rats!
Although, if you make me miss my break,
I'll poison all you brats!
Who's next?

Nugget:

This is Nugget's nugget,
Possessed by Nugget's friends
It signifies our friendship,
And causes lives to end!

Lily:

I got this creepy paper,
Which I think might be a note?

Ms. AppleGate:

Oh, I love a good love letter!
Shall we read what Nugget wrote!

Nugget:

NUGGET SAYS NO!

Kids:

We are rats,
In a bind
'Cause our school,
Wants us for experiments!
We know,
What we'll find
But we won't,
Be resigned to be a kindergarten test!
To exploit,
Now's our time,
We're in infantile infantry!
We're here,
To destroy,
This whole school!
So enjoy our little kindergarten coup!

Ms. AppleGate:

Oh...
Who wants Monstermon Cards?

Nugget:

Throw her in the Nugget Cave!