Once upon a time there was a little fella named Cuphead. He and his brother had a bit of a gambling problem and things kind of got out of hand. The sleazy townsfolk met together that night to discuss the problem. Knowing that Cuphead would soon be coming for them.

You’ve all probably heard the rumors

About this plucky little fella named Cuphead

He’s coming to collect on our deals with The Devil

And we need to stop him!

Hey!
He’s comin’ this way, so BEWARE!

Say, let’s shoot him right out of the air!

I could put him on icing myself!

And we three veggies
Won’t be so good for his health!

Let’s just smash him!

Or whack him with a trout!

We could thrash him

And then pour his insides out!

We’re gonna kill off Cuphead!
We’re gonna make him die!
We’re gonna kill off Cuphead
With a big goodbye!

We’re gonna kill off Cuphead!
We’re gonna make him pay!
His debt to the Devil
Is coming due today!

Ooo, just wait’ll I get my wings on that Cuphead!

I’d like to chip his china…

I’ll see that his life is cut short!

While I call in the cops
To come bee support!

Why not give him the ride of his life!

Then shank that shnook
With a briar sharp as a knife!

Let’s use science

And arm ourselves for war!

Sky-high violence

Is what Cuphead has in store!

We’re gonna kill off Cuphead!
We’re gonna make him die!

We’re gonna make him fish food!

And zen ve’ll make him fry!

We’re gonna kill off Cuphead!
We’re gonna make him pay!
His debt to the Devil
Is coming due today!

One shift of the stars
And the tide is sure to turn!

Too bad Cuphead’s about to lose big!

Three heads will hunt him
'Till Cuphead feels the burn!

For the rest of his headlining gig!

They call me King Dice,
'Cause that’s who I am!
A royal pain whose diabolical plan
To close some contracts
Needs a sucker or two
So come on, Cuphead,
Kid, I’m talking to you!
Come shake my hand!
We got a deal?
Good, cause now it gets real…

You agreed to my game
And YOU LOST!
You accepted the odds,
Now you’ll cough up the cost!
Don’t screw with me kid,
Or I swear
I’ll take my tea from your skull
Like cheap chinaware!

Scare him!

Scorch him!

Let’s liquify his brains!

Taze him!

Torch him!

And then bury his remains!

We’re gonna kill off Cuphead!
We’re gonna make him die!

It’s his final curtain!

And the end is nigh!

We’re gonna kill off Cuphead!
We’re gonna make him pay!
His debt to the Devil

Is coming due today!

Is coming due today!
Is coming due today!
Is coming due today!

Is coming due today!

And they all lived happily ever after.
Wait...no they didn't. I'm pretty sure those people killed them. Oh well, circle of life.