Tag me if you still wanna rp I'm too lazy/busy to check
I'll reply when I get home which won't be for a while sorryyyyyyyyyy
(I would love some detail on this one ok byeeeeee)

Is Google IRL really such a good idea?

I will show you how useful I am...

1. A box appeared on your doorstep when you got home. You hadn't ordered something and were slightly confused. The only thing on the return address was the Google logo. The box was small, almost flat, and rectangular so what the heck could be inside? You're about to open it before noticing a small piece of paper is taped to the back. You rip it off and unfold it, beginning to read...
Hello! You have been randomly selected to try out our new-
Bored you skip all the until you find the instructions near the bottom.
Instructions:
1. Set box on the ground
2. Say "Ok Google"
That was it. Weird... Nothing else mentioned. You still didn't want to read the info so you toss the paper over your shoulder and set it on the ground.
"Ok Google"
The box springs open and a man appears. His hair is black and a little shaggy and he stands there wearing dark blue jeans and a blue shirt with a giant, white G.
"Awaiting instructions."
Ah, so it speaks and somehow fits in a tiny box
You...
(start from whenever :3)

2. Make it up...?

SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! I CAN'T KILL YOU IF YOU KEEP ASKING QUESTIONS!