Kirishima was running. Running down his house at the speed of light not caring one bit that the rest of his roommates were asleep. He stumbled on the couch, ran into the wall, basically created a catastrophe in his own house but he didn't care.

He got to the door of his beloved roommate, the one he knew would be there for him when he needed him most.

"KAMINARI YOU BLONDE BITCH I NEED YOUR FUCKEN PHONE RIGHT FUCKEN NOW" Kirishima yelled as he burst into his best friends' room.

"Huh?" Kaminari said, having been woken up, he had no idea what was going on.

"WHERES YOUR FUCKEN PHONE" Kirishima said as he began to tear apart Kaminaris room in his quest to find what he came for.

"Whoa whoa whOA MAN I JUST CLEANED MY ROOM" Kaminari said, jumping out of his bed and trying to stop Kirishima from dirtying up his room even more.

"What the hell's going on in here" their third roommate, Sero, said as he walked into Kaminaris room.

"SERO YOUR PHONE. SOMEONE PLEASE I NEED A PHONE RIGHT NOW" Kirishima said.

"What the fucks wrong with yours" Sero asked.

"I threw it at a wall and its completely broken! It doesn't work at ALL" Kirishima said, almost on the verge of tears.

"You guys are way too loud, I have fucken work tomorrow" Mina said as she slowly walked in, not really caring about what was going on and more interested in being able to get back to sleep.

"MINA PHONE NOW. HE MESSAGED BACK" was all Kirishima managed to say.

Immediately Minas eyes widened up and her calm uncaring attitude was thrown at the window as she pulled out her phone from her pocket, screamed in unison with Kirishima, and threw it at him. Sero and Kaminari just watched it all happen without knowing what the hell to do, too sleepy to really try and figure it out as well.

"MY PASS CODE IS 4677" Mina practically screeched as Kirishima caught her phone.

Kirishima immediately got on her phone and started to log her out from her social media and into his. By the time his social media loaded it up, Mina was right by his side and Kaminari and Sero had already laid back down on the bed, having decided that they were both too tired to ask what was going on but also knowing that this was a major friend event so they had to be there to witness whatever was about to happen.

"Okay okay he did message me, for a bit I thought I had dreamed it" Kirishima said.

"Well fucken click on it!" Mina said, slapping Kirishimas shoulder.

"Okay okay, chill" Kirishima said, his heart ready to burst out of his chest.

Message:

bakugoukatsuki: first of all, sorry for replying late I had shit to do. Second of all, I guess thank you for being so kind about what you said. Not really used to hearing that kind of positive shit, but also what the fuck

"......i mean one side you weirded him out on the other, he said thanks I guess" Mina asked.

"HE KNOWS IM ALIVE OH MY FUCKEN GOD" Kirishima said, not being able to contain his happiness and smiling like the true dork that he is. Also not caring about what Mina had said.

"Wait why'd he say, what the fuck" Sero, who was now raiding Kaminaris candy drawer, asked.

"Kiri sent him this really heartfelt message that was all kinds of mushy and cute, but also a little like fanboy-ie I guess you can say" Mina answered.

"Is the message still there" Kaminari asked, now fully stuffing his face in candy.

"yeah let me-KIRI YOU ERASED IT" Mina asked.

"Duh" Kirishima said. "I was embarrassed so I fucken got rid of the trash."

"How dare you erase your embarrassing things before showing the whole group said embarrassing thing" Kaminari said.

"How about we stop relishing in the past and you answer back before he decides to block your ass" Sero said, biting on a kit kat bar.

"SHIT you're right" Kirishima said as he started to type but then stopping. "Wait what do I say?"

Silence.

"GUYS PLEASE WHAT DO I SAY."

"How about just be like, haha yeah sorry I didn't mean to sound creepy or anything, I just wanted you to know that I appreciate your content and I'm a fan" Sero said.

Silence.

"Or I can go fuck myself and keep my thoughts to myself" Sero said. "That's fine too."

"NO NO" Mina said as she ran over to Sero and put her arm around his shoulders. "That's perfect! Say that Kiri."

"I'm not gonna put any input in this conversation because with what I was gonna say you would just get you blocked" Kaminari said.

"What is it?" They all asked simultaneously.

"Hi I'm Kirishima and I want to tap that bubble butt of yours."

Silence.

"This is why you're fucken single" Sero said.

"that's fair" Kaminari said.

"Okay I'm typing out the message" Kirishima yelled out.

Message:

kiri-eijirouu: oh hi, haha yeah sorry if I worded things kind of weird, I just wanted to say that I was a fan and that I really do like your videos and stuff. Hope I didn't weird you out or anything sorry

"I fucken did it" Kirishima said, half tempted to throw the phone, but remembering that this was Minas phones....and that he should seriously stop throwing electronics whenever he was anxious or surprised.

"And now we wait" Kaminari said. "you guys think it's going to take a while cause like if it will, we should totally make some margaritas or something. You know to celebrate our bro successfully sliding into the DMs."

"It's fucken 2 in the god damn morning, Kirishima and I have school tomorrow and you and Mina have work" Sero said.

"I was feeling more like a Pina colada honestly" Mina said, ignoring Sero.

"Bakugou fucken Katsuki messaged me back holy tuck" Kirishima whispered, making it obvious to everyone that he hadn't been listening to their conversation for a while.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm I love being ignore ah it feels so good" Sero said. "Feels so wholesome to not be heard or have anyone's attention."

"Shut up, we're making pina coladas and last time we did them I almost cut my finger off with the blender so as the responsible one in the house, you gotta take care of us Sero" Kaminari said.

"Woohoo fun times" Mina screamed out, rushing out of the room and over to the kitchen.

"Why I ever agreed to be your guys roommate is more mysterious than UFO sightings" Sero mumbled.

"Oh man that reminds me, the other day I met a guy who fucken said he got abducted by aliens that looked like overgrown Pomeranians" Kaminari said as he dragged out Sero, leaving Kirishima alone in the bedroom.

Kirishima was still in shock. He couldn't believe that THE Bakugou Katsuki had not only decided to read his message but even reply to him. Not only that but he knew that Mina had somewhat pitied him when she read that Bakugou said 'what the fuck' since that sounded brash and somewhat judgeful but in Kirishimas eyes. That was him asking a question which meant he was expecting a reply which meant that Bakugou was trying to make it so that the conversation would go longer than one message. Longer than a thank you my fellow fan and instead into the realms of maybe perhaps an actual conversation.

Kirishima couldn't stop smiling. The thought that Bakugou could perhaps want to talk to him some more made him so happy he couldn't help but smile. He just kept smiling and looking down at the phone, hoping for a reply but also wanting to have this happiness last a little longer just in case if the next message just killed all his hopes of talking to Bakugou.

New Message:

bakugoukatsuki: kind of worded things weirdly? Did we read the same message?

Kirishima screeched. Full blown, pterodactyl high pitched, top of his lungs, screech. As to whether or not the screech was happy or just surprised screech, Sero, Mina and Kaminari had no clue and they were already 2 pina coladas in to their night so they no longer cared to ask. If it was important, Kirishima would come running to them, till then, they would continue to drink.

But kirishima never came running to them, even after Kaminari and Mina busted out the karaoke machine to sing their drunk little hearts out, or when Sero passed out on top of the kitchen table. Kirishima never came out; instead he spent the rest of the night talking to Bakugou not once did his smile leave his face.

And even after Kirishima fell asleep, he woke up to a message from him. The whole experience was just so fucken crazy to Kirishima. He thought his stupid message would just lead to a thanks and that was it, but instead here he was talking to Bakugou. And it wasn't bullshit conversation topics either. From the one day of talking he had managed to figure out that 1. Bakugou in the videos is the real Bakugou and not just some persona he puts to get views. 2. Bakugou is surprisingly smart, when Kirishima was telling him how he had to study for an exam later that week Bakugou had offered to help because apparently, he already had his fucken bachelor's degree. 3. Bakugou and him had a lot in common, they liked the same type of action movies, had the same humor and even had the same kind hopes for their future. Only difference was that Bakugou was beautiful meanwhile Kirishima was, in Bakugous own words, what would happen if a blind kiwi decided to dress a porcupine that had been dipped in hot Cheeto dust and fail miserably. But even then, there must have been something about him, kirishima thought, that made Bakugou want to continue talking to him.

And a week passed. And the two kept talking daily, it was rare for the two to actually not be texting each other.

Messages:

kiri-eijirouu: so Fridays you post a new video, right?

bakugoukatsuki: yeah, but I'm not telling you what it is about because I need the fucken views to make a fucken living

Kiri-eijirouu: you realize that I would watch the video no matter what right? Like I wouldn't miss your video at all!

Bakugoukatsuki: weirdo

Kiri-eijirouu: I'm offended, here I am being a supportive FAN, and you treat me this way? I'm going to make a call out video saying your rude to your fans

Bakugoukatsuki: you say that like if there isn't an entire playlist on youtube of people making videos saying exactly that

Kiri-eijirouu: you need to work on your public image

Bakugoukatsuki: they can all suck my ass

Kiri-eijirouu: why are you like this

Bakugoukatsuki: because they were the ones being self entitled and obsessive so I fucken called them out on their shit. I'm too good for them anyways. So, fuck them honestly

Kiri-eijirouu: I mean your self love is admirable

Bakugoukatsuki: im a god damn delight, a living breathing work of art

Kiri-eijirouu: oh, you should do a video recreating art but with makeup!

Bakugoukatsuki: why recreate art when I'm already alive?

Kiri-eijirouu: again, love the self love you have for yourself. But just giving video ideas in case you run out of ideas.

Bakugoukatsuki: I mean I have plenty of ideas but a lot of my fans want me to do a Collab with someone or do those stupid 'my blah blah does my makeup' challenges so fuck it you know

Kiri-eijirouu: oh, shit there's makeup challenges?

Bakugoukatsuki: .........

Bakugoukatsuki: you really did just stumble on to my fucken channel, and kept watching because of me didn't you? You don't know a god damn thing about makeup, do you?

Kiri-eijirouu: yup!

Bakugoukatsuki: you stupid gay dork Jesus fucken Christ

Bakugoukatsuki: anyways

Bakugoukatsuki: I have to go do some shit. Bye for now

Kiri-eijirouu: bye bye

The rest of the day Kirishima had to deal with work and taking care of his friends who had all managed to get themselves drunk once again in celebration this time that Mina got some guys number and even though they all had shit to do the next day they all still drank. So all three of them had to either call in for work or miss school. Only Sero was freaking out, Mina and Kaminari were too hung over to care about anything at the moment. After making sure they weren't dead, Kirishima managed to go and get himself a new phone since he couldn't keep using Minas. It was okay for this week since Mina and Kaminari had deemed this week, let's get drunk and force Sero to join us week, so they were either constantly drunk or hungover and so Kirishima could use the phone because the light was "too bright", or so she said, but once her migraine left, and things went back to how it always was, she would definitely want it back.

By the time he had come back from the store, bought the gang some ice cream and set up his phone, he found out that Bakugou had posted a new video. Immediately a smile spread across his face and Kirishima didn't even wait to watch the video on his laptop and immediately watched it on his phone in the middle of his kitchen.

"Hey what's up my little fucks and I yes am back and yes I look absolutely fucken gorgeous today. The secrete you ask? I am being given attention and when someone gives me attention I thrive. I just fucken suck out all their energy and make it so that I look like a god damn ethereal being" Bakugou said. "Anyways today as you guys have seen the title, I am doing something that has been requested by many people and I didn't want to do at all because it contains shit that I don't like but so many people want me to so fuck it. I'm turning myself pastel goth today."

"Now for those of you who have never seen my videos before if there is one thing that I cannot stand is fuCKEN PASTEL COLORS. That's right. And you might ask but Bakugou why do you hate pastels they're so pretty and soothing and calm, and to that I will say that it's because its because pastel is fucken weak ass colors that just look like your eye shadows don't have any fucken pigment I mean, it's called baby fucken blue for a fucken REASON. Because they're WEAK SHIT. And I'm not a fucken wimp. I'm in this game of life to fucken win and if I wear pastel outside do you know what's going to happen? People are going to say i look like a god damn Easter egg is what is going to happen. And that is how I get arrested for murder ladies and gentlemen. Cause there's no way whoever calls me that is seeing the next sunrise I tell you that."

"However, I hope that the goth part of this would make it so that I don't want to end up setting myself or other people on fire by the end of this video. Either way, I'm going to be miserable so honestly fuck this" Bakugou said before the camera cut of and came back on. Bakugou now not having any makeup on. "Alright so I had to go and buy fucken makeup for this bullshit challenge thing, and I spent over 100 fucken dollars and I think that in it of itself is enough reason for murder if I do say so myself. But anyways, I myself have never been goth and have never been emo, I have however rocked the cool black smoky eye and black lipstick because that's bad ass, so I know my way around fucken black okay? So I got the goth part down."

"Now after researching for point 1 second I think I know how the fuck a pastel goth is supposed to fucken look like so try me bitch. Actually, try me. So, first step is grabbing the whitest foundation, that's right we're breaking a golden written in stone rule for my channel today and wearing foundation that doesn't match for SHIT. And since it doesn't match, go ahead and cover your entire neck and ears. Just turn yourself into a pasty ghost, totally going to get all kinds of dick looking like fucken Casper the god damn friendly ghost. Fucken gonna be the main lead in the next poltergeist."

"Now goths motto apparently is, if I look dead I'm doing it right, so no color to your face, no blush, no bronzer, no nothing. But I'm not about that life for jack shit, i need to have cheek bones that can be used to give someone a black eye, so instead I'm going to just very casually yah know. Make it so I don't look like a sad fucken snowball or something I don't know, I look fucken hideous right now not going to lie. Which is weird because I always thought I would love to be this skin color because of all the privilege I would be getting but guess the fuck not."

Kirishima giggled.

"Anyways, to give myself some fucken dimension im going to be using black eye shadow for my contour because this way I still look dead" he said as he brushed on the black on his cheeks. "And you know, this way I can also look like I fucken stuffed my heaD INSIDE A FUCKEN CHIMNEY FUCK. Okay okay you know what? This look was going to look like shit nonetheless so fuck it. We're keeping this, I just got out of a burning building, look. Fuck it fuck it. Who even cares? You're goth you don't give a fuck, you don't give a single FUCK."

"Okay next, although goths like to look dead, pastels actually like highlighter so let's put a shit ton to distract from whatever the fuck else I do to my face because sweetie we know it's going to be shit. Oh. WE KNOW" bakugou said before applying highlighter. "You know it's so nice to have a nice highlighter that works and not one that betrays your feelings and basically pulls a one-night stand on your ass despite you thinking it was love at first sight. So. Nice." Bakugou said before looking straight into the camera smiling and arching up one of his eyebrows. "So nice."

"Anyways, that's it. That's all goths do to their face and although it saves everyone so much time, I fucken hate it so much already and I haven't even gotten to the pastels yet. and it's all because I still look like I belong in like a rack of props for the next shitty horror movie to come out in January. Like it's just been black and white and its already this bad" Bakugou said, meanwhile kirishimas only thought was that he actually didn't look bad at all, he looked weird because of the light foundation but still really attractive.

"Okay well, enough with delaying what I hate let's just. Let's just fucken do this I guess" Bakugou sighed. "So, I'm going to be using these four colors. This baby pink, this lavender, the baby blue, white and this light grey shade.... I hate everything about this. But the show must go on right? So, we're going to start first with this lavender shade and okay wait let me check the name of this shade its uh its......it's called fucken baby girl" He sighed and again he looked straight into the camera, no emotion showing on his face.

"I'm going to have to kink shame the entire pastel community, aren't I? I'm going to have to do it? I get the honor of doing that?" The camera slowly zoomed into his face. "what did I do to deserve this fucken shit."

Kirishima burst out laughing, the zoom in had killed in.

"Well we're going to go ahead and put fucken baby girl on our crease, all other colors will be blended into this one. God, fuck this shit I swear makeup brands need to stop their weird ass shit with names fuck. Okay after that we're going to take this blue and no, I'm not going to even try and see what the name is for this one because knowing my fucken luck its some bullshit like 'spank me' or 'kitty's dream' or some shit like that god blEUGH."

"On a side note, because I'm so bothered by the names I haven't had time to look at how shit the pigment is on these fucken eyeshadows, but now that I've pointed it out, it's pretty SHIT. But then again maybe it's not maybe it's the best god damn pigment but we'll never know because ITS PASTEL FUCKEN COLORS THEYRE SUPPOSE TO BE LIGHT. This whole video should be called, how to piss off Bakugou a detailed tutorial. Step 1, fucken force him to use pastel colors, step 2 force him to kink shame you!"

"Anyways, take the baby blue and put that in the outer corner creating like a triangle corner situation. Like if you're making a cat eye but bring down the shadow to the bottom eye lashes like so. Now the colors are easy to blend I'll give them that fucken thing. They're easy so good for you, you kinky bitch" Bakugou said. "Now after that, take the baby pink eye shadow and put that in the inner corner so in the end you have like a color spectrum in your crease that go from pink to purple to blue but the middle part of the lid is empty okay and that's where you'll put the light grey shadow and go ahead and use that to also blend the other colors more naturally like so. Then we're going to do our eyeliner, just a normal black cat eye, aka make it dramatic bitch, make it long and make it deadly that's the way we do things here in my channel OKAY? Lastly use the white eye shadow to put in the inner eye as well as under the eyebrow and this is where you'll realize your eyebrows are fucken naked."

"well shit" Bakugou said, putting down his eye shadow brush. "How the fuck do goths do their eyebrows, what the fuck do they even do to their eyebrows wait hold on, wait wait WAIT I'll be back. I-I'll be back" he said before the camera cut off and then came back on. "OK so they do do eyebrows but they do them either completely black or completely pastel colors, and fuck pastels so we're going to just do fucken black eyebrows so I'm going to just use black eyeshadow and do this and I mean it shouldn't be too bad right? Yeah sure" Bakugou said before applying black to his eyebrows.

"I mean okay listen...i don't hate it. Yes, maybe it looks wrong but listen hear me out, look hold on chill, wait" Bakugou said before pulling out a black lipstick, applying it and then looking into the camera. "With this lipstick, these eyebrows aren't fucken bad, they're bold as fuck, but I love me some bold looks. And this, this shit is fucken BOLD."

Kirishima paused the video and admired. He had never once thought he was attracted to people with that kind of style or fashion and not because he didn't like it, just that he liked bright colors almost as much as Bakugou but right now in that instant. Kirishima was very gay and very confused because Bakugou looked just about ready to kill someone while eating cotton candy or something and Kirishima was slightly (heavily) into it.

"Now usually these looks go with like a pastel wig or something but I already spent 100 dollars so I'm not fucken spending more on jack shit. Especially on shit I'm never going to fucken use ever fucken again. So, I'm going to just go ahead and put this black beanie with this black jacket and voila, I'm fucken pastel goth bitches!"

God was he pretty, Kirishima thought.

"anyways that's all I have for you like that's it, this was just me being tortured and being bitter and that's it, no learning, no reviews, nothing. Just fucken shit. And you know what? the look? Not even that bad, I still hate it but it's not ugly okay, I thought it was going to be, but these eyebrows and lipstick duo. They came through when no one else did, they are true fucken champs. Making it so that this pastel bullshit doesn't make me look weak. Truly the real fucken heroes."

"Anways, im going to go and get some more attention from certain someone, and I will see you lil shits later. So make sure that if you liked this video give it a thumbs up and if you like me and my fucken face then go and subscribe. And uh yeah, fuck pastels, black eyebrows are life, and remember. Kink shame your local pastel goth, since they apparently NEED IT. Okay bye, bYE" Bakugou said before the camera cut off.

Kirishima was still trying to cope with goth Bakugou. He let out a sigh after a couple of seconds, now he really did know that it was a legit real crush. Before it was just a normal YouTube crush but now, now he knew it was real.