Authors Note:

Happy Holidays guys!!!! Whooo I meant to have this out on the 25th but lives a bitch so have this instead. Sorry this isn't super long, but apparently there's a 20 picture limit so uuuuuh fuck me am I right?

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The video started with Todoroki laying down on a black fluffy rug.

"This is the mood for this year honestly" Todoroki said as he flipped over, his face completely on the rug. "Maybe the mood for next year too."

"Don't be fucken weird" Bakugou said as the camera panned up to show Bakugou sitting down on a table doing his makeup looking down at Todoroki.

"How come you're not going to do Todorokis makeup" Tokoyami asked.

"I will, just later on tonight" Bakugou said as he started applying foundation to his face. "For now the goblin can stay on the floor."

"Anyways while he's been doing that" Todoroki said as the camera panned back to him, who was now laying on his side. "I asked my subscribers for questions for us to answer and because Bakugou wants all of these videos to be edited by you. We're just gonna have the questions on the screen so we don't have to read it out loud and life is easier for us!"

"How about no" Tokoyami said.

"Yes, I'm paying you" Bakugou said, now moving on to contouring.

"Okay so we got a lot of questions, so if you guys asked us something and it didn't show up in the video. I am sorry but it's just a lot and some where even repeated, so yeah sorry" Todoroki said. "There's some for me there's some for Bakugou even some for Tokoyami so much fun but okay let's start. Have the questions pop up okay?"

"Hate you" Tokoyami whispered.

"First, thank you I'm glad you're a fan of the videos and looks. And well I got into makeup when I was really young but I first started out with special fx makeup since I really love horror and wanted to make myself look like a monster. But when I turned 17 I did this one look to make myself look like a vampire and it required some beauty makeup and in that moment I learned that yes, normal makeup can also be made to look scary but also deadly sexy and since then I've been doing makeup."

"You should redo the vampire makeup" Todoroki said.

"No."

"Alrighty."

"Funny story, I actually have done that before. I stole Ace one time when I went to Iidas house late one time for some drinks and he was really drunk and I don't drink so when I was leaving I just grabbed Ace and left.....big mistake because that dog ate a hole through my sofa and took a shit in my kitchen and then proceeded to tip over the trash can and eat all the stuff there......so I quickly learned that his dogs only behave when he's around and that I cannot possibly have them as my own" Todoroki answered.

"It's cause you have beta bitch energy" Bakugou added.

"I MEAN-"

"I do not like that username" Tokoyami whispered.

"Hey on my channel we don't kink shame" Todoroki said.

"To answer your question, Jirou and I became room mates because she worked as a stage manager for a theater I used to work at when I was younger and barely getting into the makeup artist world and she was cool. Didn't want to kill her 24/7 so we just agreed on becoming room mates to make things cheaper on each other. And uh Sero was born that's what" Bakugou answered.

"Eiffel Towered your ass" Bakugou said making Todoroki choke.

"NO!!!! I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT ONE TIME WE SNUCK INTO AN ABANDONED TOY STORE THANK YOU FUCKEN KINDLY SIR" Todoroki quickly said.

"Marry Kirishima. Fuck Mina. Kill Tokoyami."

"No hesitation...." Todoroki said.

"The day I quit, is the day you will regret everything" Tokoyami whispered.

"Okay when you find someone that pays you as good as me then you can quit, till then? Die."

"Do not ship real life people.....It's a bit creepy lads.....Especially when most them have wives and kids....please....."

"Is nasty" Bakugou added.

"Easy. He's the sexiest man alive but also has the patience to deal with my bullshit everyday" Bakugou said. "As for him I can safely say it's my huge ass-"

"Heart and personality" Tokoyami quickly added.

"One time I got three hot dogs from Costco and I ate two but saved the other one for later and so later comes and I put it in the microwave to warm it up and forgot that it was wrapped in tin foil......Never allowed to use a microwave after that...."

"You're a dumb ass you know that" Bakugou whispered.

"Sam's is better" Tokoyami added.

"I'm a little baby that hates needles!" Todoroki replied.

"I have some, I have a cat skull on my wrist, a snake on the right side of my torso and a spine tattoo going down my back. More to come" Bakugou said.

"I'm covered in tattoos" Tokoyami added.

"Nobody asked you" Bakugou replied.

"It's gay boy hours now" Todoroki said with a smile.

"I like his stupid face and the way he has unnecessary big fangs and dumb ass pretty eyes. Also love that whenever he smiles it's crooked as all shit but adorable nonetheless" Bakugou replied. "Also like that he can crush a watermelon with his bare hands. Pretty bad ass of him if you ask me."

"Wait holy shit he can do that?"

"Dead ass."

"Truly gay boy hours isn't it" Tokoyami whispered.

"Uuuuuuuuuh well I've always liked guys and that wasn't a hard concept at all because I identified in the first years of my life, as a girl. If anything it actually made things hella hard for me when I started thinking that you know, 'I don't think I'm a girl', because I would always go back to 'but you like guys so you're just tomb boy fuck off'. But the more time went and the more unbearable it was to continue identifying as a girl the more I was like well shit. Wasn't until I actually started talking to Iida about that, that he kindly reminded me that being gay was a thing. Which I met Iida since elementary both our dads are hecka rich so we went to a private school and he just decided to befriend me for some god forsaken reason and I being the desperate bitch that I am, fell for him over time. And uuuh I met Midoriya in college. He and I had math together and I remember the minute I saw him it was like love at first sight, I was like 'FUCKEN BLESS YOU GODS' because he was a cute really sweet boy that sat next to me and I was like 'oh hell yeah now I can get over this stupid crush I have on my best friend and just try my chances with him' not realizing it's possible to you know.....like two people.....and even....more surprisingly......date them both......." Todoroki said.

"You seriously have a crush on that thing" Bakugou asked with a hint of disgust in his tone.

"I am a very peaceful man, but I will physically beat you with that stupid moose skull if you even so much as say anything bad about Midoriya" Todoroki whispered.

"Try it bitch."

"Tough question. It's between Kaminari or Tokoyami honestly" Bakugou said.

"WE ARE BOTH LITERALLY THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE YOU HANG OUT WITH APART FROM KIRISHIMA" Tokoyami replied. "WHEN YOU WERE DRUNK LAST WEEK YOU CALLED US YOUR BEST FRIENDS."

"That's why."

"Oh god it's back" Tokoyami whispered.

"Love that funky lil fella" Todoroki said with a smile. "And uuuuuuuuh the longest I've gone is around 38 hours I think. I had to wake up early one day for school at like 5 am and then after school I had a shit ton of homework I had procrastinated on doing for a while so had to pull and all nighter to finish it and uh afterwards go to school again the next day.....after the 34 hour mark though I kind of blanked out and I've been told I was in a zombie like state."

"We've been dating already. He asked me out in Hawaii, just the video isn't out yet" Bakugou said. "Also that wasn't recorded because we were alone at that time."

"Uuuum" Todoroki said as he nervously glanced over to Bakugou.

"Go on now."

"I theorize that he's a very lovely boy!"

"Good answer."

White text on the bottom appeared saying: 'actually I  think that he's hiding something behind that smile be it depression or murder one of those things.'

"His Instagram is covered with pictures of him shirtless at the gym. He also genuinely says bro to his friends and he slid into my dms. He was the physical embodiment of fuck boy to me" Bakugou answered.

"I actually let 3 am me deal with that actually. For the most part I just get lost on stupid google searches and then after a while I'm like 'WAIT A SECOND' and then go from there. Obviously not a good tactic which is why I haven't done any conspiracy videos in a while whoops" Todoroki answered.

"Yeah the last one was about me you dumb ass hoe."

"Yes. That parasite has been plaguing my life since I was in kindergarten and making my life an insufferable nightmare with his stupid ass face" Bakugou said before suddenly Todoroki launched at him and the video cut off with the words 'we just bonding it's fine' popped up and then came back on to Todoroki and Bakugou both glaring at each other. 

"I think that's enough questions for right now! We should save the rest for whenever we have lunch make it like a mukbang or something" Tokoyami said. "And Kirishima will be there so no one dies today!"

"Sounds good to me" Bakugou said before the video finished.