"So let me get this straight" Mina said. "You send him a very long and mushy message through his DMs."

"Uhuh" said Kirishima who was now hiding under multiple blankets.

"And he hasn't read the message or replied to it in how many days?"

"three...."

"Well I mean listen" Mina said, throwing the very cracked phoned back to Kirishima. "This could easily mean that he's just very busy and hey depending on how mushy it is, maybe its for the best."

"Yeah" Kirishima said lifting his head up. "Yeah, you're right I mean I sent the message on accident to begin with so this is just better for me."

"Yeah see, so just continue being gay for him from the distance" Mina said, patting Kirishimas back. "Who knows maybe this will work out for you."

And that was the end of that conversation. For the rest of the week Kirishima didn't think about the fact that he had sent the very beautiful Bakugou a message or that it was highly gay and very emotional. He continued on with his life, and occasionally Mina would ask him something about it but it was always shrugged off. Kirishima didn't think about it at all.

Then Friday came, and Bakugou had posted a new video. Kirishima hesitated. He had been doing so well about not thinking about him all week, and he knew that if he saw this video that that would probably change. But he wanted to hear Bakugous voice, he wanted to see him. Even if it was through his computer screen, and so he pressed play.

"Hello, what's up my little fucks" Bakugou said, and although he wasn't wearing any makeup, Kirishima was swooning. "So today we are going to be testing out Mt. Ladys line of makeup that recently came out and I just listen. Mt. Lady and I dont give a shit about each other honestly. And so when she came out with this line I didn't even bat an eye I was like good for fucken you I guess but im not going to spend my money on this shit, a shit ton of other youtubers will review it anyways so its fine. But then all of you decided to just flod my social media with you all begging me to review it. I mean look."

Bakugou brought his phone up to the camera, "Do you see that?" He said pointing to the corner of his phone, pointing at the DMs of his social media, it clearly showing 100+ on the icon. "You fuckers have been blowing up my shit non fucken stop. I havent even been able to read any of them because when I try to my phone fucken shuts down, its like nope not today hoe."

The realization suddenly hit Kirishima. He might have chosen the worse week to send that message.

"And that's just my fucken DMs, the amount of tweets I get and every photo i post theres a thousand comments asking me about this god damn Mt. Lady bullshit and so I was like fuck okay I'll buy the god damn products just shut up. I was sooo close to putting a video on here saying I was going to review this shit but that it would take a while so that you all would stop spamming me and I could you know, be able to look at my fucken DMs without it crashing my phone! But lo and behold, I get a pretty little package today in the morning and let me just let me just show you" Bakugou said before leaving the frame and then coming back with a bright purple box in his hand.

"I get this box and with a letter attached to it on here saying, from Mt. Lady cosmetics, Bakugou I hope you will enjoy this PR package we have given you every product from our collection, much love" he said, dropping the box to the ground and looking directly into the camera. However afterwards you could see him flinch at the fact that he just dropped all those products. It took everything out of Kirishima not to laugh because Bakugous face was a mixture of being completely Stone cold no emotion but also like fuck I think I just broke something.

"So I mean, I guess im on their PR list.....so now even if I wasn't going to review it, I don't have a reason to not do it since this shit was free. So, im going to go ahead and review this, but be fully aware that I will be giving my honest fucken opinion because I have not been going through this fucken hell for me to keep my mouth shut even if Im on their PR list. Im not being paid so no reason for me to kiss ass. So if you want to know my honest review of the Mt. Lady cosmetics line keep fucken watching I guess."

Kirishima smiled, somehow today of all days, Bakugou was so funny to him.

"Alright so the Mt. Lady cosmetics is publicly launching in one week so when I post this you will be able to pre order only but that might be a good thing depending on this shit. Now she has released, let me see" Bakugou said once again picking up the purple box. "Foundation, five different liquid lipsticks, a face powder palette, and three highlighters. Now that's a lot of shit, lets hope they do not disappoint. And for those of you who don't know, Mt. Lady is a makeup artist here on youtube like myself, and in the past she and I have had our uh differences but never to the point that she's blocked me because she's not a piss baby that can't take some fucken criticism and like I always say, im testing and giving a review on the makeup not the person. You could be a shitty person but if you highlighter pops then it pops."

"Now first thing Im gonna talk about is the packaging" he said pulling out the products and showing them on camera. "Im not gonna lie, I do love it, I love that the palette is this mixture of white and purple kind of like a marbled slab and that the words are orange. Its very simple but I really like it, and holding the palette it is actully heavy so it doesn't feel cheap at all. As for the liquid lips, the caps are purple and they are just a simple clear container so you can see the colors again the words are orange but it doesn't feel cheap. Same for the foundation and as for the highlighters, they're all light purple which isn't my favorite because fuck light colors but whatever, I do like that theyre in separate components and that theyre small enough that you could keep them in your bag but also still feels heavy. So, so far, I like it, but you're not buying this for the packaging so lets just review this shit."

"No lets test out the foundation first since that's what I always start with on my face. They did send me all the shades which are 20 different shades in total, obviously im only going to be using one but since I have to figure out my shade anyways, ill just swatch them all fuck it. This is going to be a long video but only because you fuckers kept blowing up my phone so I swear to god if you don't sit through the whole thing I will murder every single one of you."

Bakugou quickly swatched all the shades on his arm and with every shade Bakugous face slowly started scrunging up a bit because it was becoming very obvious that there wasnt even a single shade that was anywhere close to his skin color, they were either too light, too dark or were too pink toned.

"well okay uh, first things first, somehow they have managed to get out 20 shades and not have a single color match me even a bit. I.....dont know how that happened exactly but fuck me I guess. Im going to be mixing today then, now for the sake of me being a nice and understanding person im not gonna complain. You know just because I don't have a shade doesn't mean others wont" he said with the fakest smile. "Im going to mix warm peach and neutral olive because theyre the closest to my skin. Maybe with some fucken magic I'll be able to make them match me or something fuck. Im gonna be using my beauty blender because I fucken hate using a brush for foundation. Leaves fucken streaks everywhere and I fucken HATE it."

Bakugou applied the mixture and it was still very clearly not his shade.

"Well you know, Im looking pretty weird right now but I'll just bring it down to my neck. Its actually really fucking annoying that even after mixing I don't have the right shade at all but fuck it fuck it, im being NICE." Bakugou said. "I will say this though, its very light weight and blends in very easily, its not full coverage but actually a very good foundation. If only they had my fucken SHADE then I would be able to say it's a great foundation. Now let me put concelear off camera since its not part of the product line theres no reason for me to show that" he said before the camera cut out and then back on him.

"Concelear is all done, again it was super easy to blend and this is a fucken good foundation I cant even fucken lie like im just being petty because they don't have my shade but at this point its personal because like its such a great foundation I feel personally attacked that my shade isnt there. Like 'oh you like it? Haha sucks for you'. Fuck, that's annoying. Anyways lets just move on to the face powders palette because I gotta set this fucken thing, now I usually hate like face powder palettes because you only end up using maybe like one fourth of the palette since it actually goes well with your skin but that's just my humble fucken opinion."

"This palette comes with three contour shades, two blushes, and four pressed in face powders to set the face....none of these look like they'll go with my fucken skin but neither did the fucken foundation so fuck it you know" he said. "Im gonna go ahead and use this second setting powder shade right here, called neutral sand and just set this face with this fluffy brush like soo, and I will say this, the powder is very translucent so the color doesn't come out much which is good for people like me that the shade doesn't match them. It's a good powder honestly but its very hard to fuck up a setting powder in my opinion. So can I really praise them for it? Can I really do that" Bakugou said squinting his eyes.

"Now lets move on to the contour colors that she has, Im going to be going into caramel since the other two look a way too dark for me. Now I will say this about this powder and the other one, theyre super light and they have little fall out which is great. But lets go ahead and put the contour on the skin now" he said before putting it in his cheek and suddenly stopping. "Oh my god this is orange holy fucken shit this is straigh up orange, okay that's okay that's okay that just means this isnt my shade, I don't know whos shade is ORANGE but its not mine, so lets just go into the second lightest which is Amber and just use that one" Bakugou said before stopping again and just looking straight into the camera.

Kirishima at this point was laughing because Bakugou looked so fucken done it was so hilarious.

"This shit is fucken dark ass brown. Theres no way this is okay. Theres no way this is happening what the actual fuck what the actual ever loving FUCK" Bakugou said before trying to blend the colors into his cheeks. "Theres no way man, this shits not okay" he whispered. "Its either be orange or have dark ass brown and that's not even the darkest one though, like what the actual fuck. Is the darkest just straight up black?! No fuck this I'll go orange I cant go this dark, I physically cant let myself go that dark with my contouring."

Bakugou finished up contouring and maybe it was because the contour was obviously very very orange or because Bakugou was just looking more and more defeated and was just a mumbling curse words under his breath, but Kirishima could not stop laughing it was the funniest shit for him.

"I want to kill whoever thought that orange was a contour color. Like its so bad, I look like a mother fucking oompa loompa like what the fuck is this bullshit? We were doing so good too, Mt. Lady why do you have to do this to me? I was trying to be nice and you thank me by making me into a fucken jack o lantern? The disrespect bitch the fucken disprespect."

"Whatever I just, lets move on with this tutorial, the faster we end this the sooner I can stop looking like I stuffed my face into a bag full of fucken cheetos. Jesus fucken christ this is so bad I hate everything" Bakugou said. "But okay lets fucken try out these blushes then. I'm going to actually smash this palette if the blushes are as fucken bad as the contour shades because FUCK."

"Now lets go into this blush shade called...called Beach Nectar? What the actual fuck is up with that fucken name, the fuck is Beach Nectar, like all the other names made fucken sense bitch what the fuck is Beach Nectar. Like the first thing I thought about was like beach sex but then the nectar must mean that other thing and honey Im not judging you but I don't think naming a fucken blush that is a good thing. There are children who will buy this palette, fucken why" Bakugou said before brushing on the blush onto his cheeks. "Now uh Beach NecTAR is actually not that bad, its super super light like I had to go over it a couple of times but it's a nice shade, then again I might be this nice to it because of the monstrosity that was the contour but hey the blush is okay. Its not the best but its alright. Holy shit wait, its exactly like beach sex, its doable not the best but not the worst either, I see what you did there Mt. Lady, I see you."

Kirishima fucken lost it, Bakugou said it like fucken nothing. But Kirishima was too gay for this shit, he was now thinking about things he shouldn't and it was all Bakugous fault. He had to take a moment to screech.

"Okay so now lets move on to the highlighters, now if you don't fucken know me, highlighters are my life. I love them and so does every gay man out there, but I LIVE for highlighters like they are the love of my LIFE. I just live for that shit you know? But she has three highlighers they are called, Lighting, Fire and Crystal. Normal names, guess the blush is just that one weird sister huh? Now I am going to into Fire because it looks the brightest and I just like the name, it's a cool fucken name. I like it. Fucken fight me" He said before putting it on his cheeks with a brush. "Oh fuck yes bitch, it is bright. Thank fucken GOD, now let me just......wait, wait hold. Hold the fuck on" Bakugou said before swiping his brush on the highlighter to blend it out only for the highlighter to disappear completely. "What in the god forsaken FUCK, where did it go? Where the fuck is it?! Like there isnt even a little bit left at all like all of it is gone! Oh hell no bitch, you did not just fuck with my emotions like that."

Kirishima was once again laughing because Bakugou looked so betrayed.

"So this is what we're doing today huh? You know maybe it was just that one, lets uh lets try Crystal really quick" he said before applying it and once again the moment he tried to blend it out it disappeared. "hhhhmmmmmm so we're playing that way today huh? Okay okay you know, third times the charm" he said before applying lighting, same results happened.

Bakugou just let out a long sigh and grabbed the three highlighters, looked at the highlighters for a few seconds in complete silence and then just threw them across the room. Just fucken launched them into oblivion. Kirishima lost it, he was laughing so hard he had to put pause on the video. His stomach starting to hurt for how hard he was laughing, the fact that there was no words said, nothing, just silence and then the highlighters were launched out of frame just made him laugh so hard. After a couple of minutes laughing Kirishima managed to put play again.

"Lets continue no?" Bakugou said with a smile, making Kirishima loose it once more. "Okay so now the last thing to do are the liquid lipsticks, now im at my limit here guys but lets just hope they arent that bad lets just. Lets just pray at this point" he said. "Now she got out 5 lipstick shades which are Stardom which is this orange shade, Giant which is this purple shade, Titanic which is this purple blue shade, Canyon which is this nude shade and lastly, Hero which is this red shade. Im just going to quickly swatch these on my arms and I will say this, they don't have a scent which is nice because sometimes companies will do that and they never fucken smell good and it just gives me a headache. Now I do like the applicator its long and thin and kind of has this long bent tip at the end. They do swatch nicely, so far I really like Hero and Titanic, Canyons pretty nice too. For the sake of my sanity though, I'm only going to swatch one on my lips because I need a fucken break. If you want to see them all swatched go watch someone else because im just. Im just so fucken done those highlighters really killed me. Broke my heart even."

"Im going to swatch Titanic because its pretty and I think the color is interesting" he said before applying the lipstick on his lips. "Now this, this is what im here for, it's a bold ass color, feels great on the fucken lips and its not sticky or patching. It dried down very fucken fast and I can see myself using it again in the future. Like this, this is the kind of shit I wanted from this collection not whatever the fuck those highlighters were."

And Kirishima did have to say, that color looked amazing on Bakugou, it was a very weird color and he doubt that it could ever be used on any normal day but god did it make Bakugous lips look nice.

"Okay so that's it for the Mt. Lady collection and so honest time. Im mad at it. The face powder palette was laughably bad, the contour is so horrendous I mean look at me, I look like a fucken carrot its not okay, the blush and powders were okay but like any other fucken product does the same thing they do and probably cheaper. The highlighters, my god, if one of you fucks buys them I will personally go to your house and fucken beat you with the a street lamp because don't you dare fucken use your money on that horse shit, like they don't show up on the skin if you try to blend it out which you have to cause at initial swatch, its fucken nice but you have to be able to blend it ALL HIGHLIGHTERS HAVE TO BE ABLE TO BE BLENDED, and they just played with my emotions. Im not for that shit at all. The two good things were the foundation and the liquid lips and now the foundation although I don't have a shade, is super great like im mad because I don't have a shade for it but that's just me being a petty hoe. As for the liquid lips I like the formula, the colors are nice and very bold. If you want to buy somehting from this collection I would say the liquid lips because that way you wont have to guess your foundation color and have my bad luck and none are your shade" Bakugou said.

"Overall im just, very annoyed right now. Those highlighters hurt me in a way i cannot explain to you. Mother fuckers. But whatever, heres your fucken review and my opinions, now please stop fucken spamming my DMs and for the love of god if you want me to review something like just tweet it like maybe once. I need my fucken phone bitches, I need it to work so chill it okay?"

"But anyways, that's all for today, I am going to go set those highlighters on fire maybe blow them up or just stab them with a knife repeatedly, if you liked this shit give me a thumbs and I just. Im too annoyed to give my usual fucken outro just fucken subscribe. Just fucken do it whatever good bye" Bakugou said shaking his head. "Fuck those highlighter they really are fucken spawns if the devil" he mumbled before the video ended.

Kirishima giggled, he shouldnt have found it so funny that Bakugou got that annoyed but he did. But he also let out a sighed, at least now he knew why he didn't respond back to the message, it made sense. It was nice to know that he wasn't being ignored kind of. But at the same time would it have been the same if it had been done any other week?

He slowly turned off his laptop and just laid on his bed for a while. He was about to start snoozing off when he heard his phone vibrate. He slowly brought it up to his face to see who texted him.

Message from BakugouKatsuki

Without thinking Kirishima threw his phone for how shocked he was. This couldn't be happening he thought, no fucken way.