Authors Note:

Hi....

Sooooo this chapter lowkey sucks like I'm not even going to lie like it SUCKS and to top it off it is short too. And like it wasn't going to be short at all in all honesty. It was going to be long because I was going to combine all of the Hawaii vlogs into one big chapter and it was going to be amazing but here's the problem.......if you go on YouTube and you watch vlogs (which I did to prepare for this chapter and actually have been for weeks) it's a lot of montages and video cuts and not that much dialogue and so that's where the problem is because there is only so much one can do with that especially when it comes to fanfiction. And yes I do technically have the power to change that and make it more dialogue heavy but then it's not a vlog anymore.....you feel me? And that's why it's taken me so long to update this and why even now that I updated, that it sucks.....and like it's frustrating cause I literally know in great detail what happens in this trip and stuff but once I start writing it....it doesn't flow because there's so many camera cuts and like in writing it doesn't make sense but if this was a video it would and so yeah. Sorry that you all waited months only for this chapter to suck but I am desperately trying to figure out how to do this because I really shot myself on the foot by making these videos trip vlogs. I really REALLY did....but anyways have this piece of shit

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"You filming" Bakugou asked as the screen went from black to the camera focusing in on Bakugou standing in his hotel room putting his shoes on.

"Yeah" Tokoyami said.

"Hi fuckers, day two of the Hawaii trip and well, last night was great" Bakugou said as he stood up.

"That's nice, I uh, I slept in the beach with the rest of the guys, you know? Uh Kirishima came up here to talk to you and get the key to the other room you booked but never came back down. Do you know what uh, what happened there" Tokoyami asked as he zoomed in on Bakugous face.

"What do you think happened" Bakugou asked with a smirk before the video cut off and came back to the camera zooming in on Kirishima sitting on a beach towel with Sero and Mina besides him. Kaminari behind them in the distance wearing a swim suit and running around barefoot with no care in the world.

"So where'd you go last night man" you could hear Sero ask as Kirishima was looking away from him. "Uh kind of needed you back there.....ended up sleeping on a beach and like that sounds great you know but uh....I woke up with sand everywhere.....literally up my ass.......and Kaminari drooling on me too....."

"Well I got.....you know....busy" Kirishima said as he started blushing even more.

"Oh busy?" Sero asked as the camera zoomed in on his face that was very composed. "You know there's this uh....saying, maybe you've heard of it but uh.... ITS BROS BEFORE HOES YOU SACK OF SHIT."

Mina started hysterically laughing.

Kirishima looked over to Sero like if he wanted to say something but just as he was about to open his mouth, in the distance, Kaminari could be seen running to the ocean but then screaming and falling down to the sand dramatically. Making everyone shut up and turn to look at him.

"Should.....should we be worried" Kirishima asked.

"Nah he probably got a leg cramp or something" Mina said as they all just stared at Kaminari.

Silence.

"I'll check on him......" Sero sighed before standing up and walking to him, you could hear Sero scream out 'oh fuck' before the camera cut off and came back to the camera zooming in on Kaminari sitting on a chair in the beach bar, Sero besides him, a paramedic bandaging Kaminaris foot. Kirishima walking over to the camera.

"Uh apparently there was broken glass in the sand.....he's suppose to get stitches but Kaminari said he has no health insurance so he'll tough it out" Kirishima said. "......I think we're starting this vacation out great don't you think?"

"........Yeah absolutely perfect really" Tokoyami answered.

"Anyways I'll call Bakugou and tell him about this" Kirishima said before smiling at the camera and then walking away. Tokoyami slowly walking over to Kaminari and Sero as the paramedics were walking away.

"So how bad is it" Tokoyami asked.

"I mean I'm not dead yet" Kaminari said as he finger gunned to the camera.

"I can take care of that" Sero whispered as he glared at Kaminari.

Silence.

"Isn't he cute? He always flirts like this with me" Kaminari said with a smile. The video cutting off with Sero loudly grunting.

The video cuts back to Bakugou, now wearing a nice one piece red bathing suit and some gold shorts, sitting under an umbrella drinking a martini. Looking out to the distance with a smile in his face. The camera slowly panning to the side to show Kirishima playing beach volleyball with Sero, wearing red swimming trunks and no shirt on revealing his very toned body. The camera slowly panning back to Bakugou who was now taking a sip of his martini.

"I love the view" Bakugou said.

"Bet you do" Tokoyami replied.

"Anyways" Bakugou said before turning to the camera. "It is 1 pm in the afternoon, it is still early and yet somehow, shit has already been fucked. Some blonde bitch decided to make things hard on us by being a bimbo and running around barefoot in a beach that has a bar in it. Clearly the smartest idea.....anyways that sucks ass because I had scheduled a whole thing for us today, we were going to go scuba diving and hiking and all these other shit....... But now we have literal dead weight on us and so the nice thing to do would be to just sit back on the beach. Let the stupid one ruin our day you know. Drink a martini and enjoy the view......"

"We're not doing that are we?"

"Sadly yes, I wanted to continue on with the hike and when I told Kirishima he said, 'okay that's fine you can take sero and Mina if you want and I'll go ahead and stay with Kaminari to keep him company'" Bakugou said.

".......you chose him" Tokoyami said.

"SHUT UP FUCKER" Bakugou said as he threw sand at the camera. "Anyways we're just going to relax today I guess.... fucken blonde bitch."

"Oh are you jealous because he chose another blonde over you" Tokoyami said and immediately Bakugou turned around and glared at him.

"Anyways fucker, since it's a calm relaxing day I guess that's it for today. I don't know what to record, just 12 hours of me drinking? No thanks. So we will see you guys tomorrow and hopefully by then that blonde slut won't fuck shit up again" Bakugou said with a smile.

"Please don't kill him" Tokoyami whispered as the camera cut off and the words End of Day 2 came on.

The video coming back on with the words Day 3 in the bottom corner as you saw Tokoyamis hand open a door and walk into a very nice hotel room. Kirishima sitting on the edge of the bed with Kaminari laying down on the bed.

"Good morning everyone" Tokoyami said.

"Morning how'd you sleep" Kirishima asked with a smile as Sero walked into frame and sat down next to him.

"Well better than the day before but uh Kirishima big warning, Bakugou is not in the best mood" Tokoyami said.

"Why?"

"Cause your Dumbass didn't take him up on the offer to sleep in the same room as him and instead said he should sleep with Tokoyami and you with us like DUMBASS that you are" Mina said as she threw a pillow at Kirishima. "Boy if I were Bakugou right now, not only would I dump your ass but also beat your ass."

"D-Dump me? We're not dating and I mean I-I said that because that way Tokoyami is with someone he knows and it's not awkward for a-anyone you know" Kirishima said.

"YOU HAVENT ASKED HIM OUT YET-" Mina yelled, the video cutting off immediately and coming back to Bakugou sitting in the beach, extremely pissed off.

"Soooo what's the plan for today" Tokoyami asked.

"Do you think if someone accidentally tripped and fell into a volcano the police would investigate what happened" Bakugou asked.

"Please don't."

Bakugou smiled at the camera.

"Anyways I have been in meetings all morning long. You have been with the others at the beach and now it is 4 pm, which is too late to do a lot of things because Hawaii likes having everything in the fucken morning" Bakugou said. "But we can still do SOME things because I refuse to waste a day like I did yesterday, so fuck everyone. You and I are going to go on ahead and the rest can suck my ass, we won't record because I'm not in the mood to be on camera and if everyone is upset by that they can grab that attitude of theirs and shove up their ass" Bakugou said.

"Wait what-"

"We're going to fly to another one of the islands and spend some time there, eat at some of the restaurants, shop a bit, and the guys can stay here and have more fun in the beach" Bakugou said with a smile.

"You're being petty."

"You're right.....I'll invite Mina since she hasn't done anything wrong and she's pretty I guess" Bakugou said.

"WHAT DID SERO DO?!?"

"Anyways love you all see you tomorrow and if there's less people in this trip than before don't worry about it. Bye!!" Bakugou said with a smile.

The video abruptly ends with the words 'End Of Day 3?' On screen.