Authors Note:
Hey guys aha.....been a while huh?.....see I would say I have nothing to say for myself but like. I have my own life and I'm at this point that if you're mad at me for living my life that's just something I can't really change so let's all just smile and agree to just not say anything about me being gone okay?
Now before y'all read this, I have a thing to say. So I initially had something else planned for this chapter. This chapter teases that certain something but I got too ambitious and I have not finished said thing. And based on the fact that it's midnight and I promised y'all a new chapter today (posted it on my board, where I will be posting more like heads up moments) and so this chapter happened. Is it what I wanted to give y'all? No but that's because I'm not done with it. Was this a chapter that would've eventually been written? In a way yes. So I'm not mad.
But anyways before I ramble too much. Tomorrow around this same time (or sooner hopefully) I will be posting another chapter, the longer more fun chapter you can say. You have my word, just that there's no way o can finish that one up tonight, you'll understand once you realize what that chapter will most likely be like. But uh yeah.
Have this small taste and kind of a tease to what's coming up tomorrow! (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞
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"Hey whats up my little fucks, and before you try to attack me for taking a break off of youtube and just living my life. Might i remind you that i am more powerful than you could ever be...and i can and will destroy you" Bakugou said before smiling at the camera.

"Now todays video i thought i would just do a normal get ready with me, so that i can just catch you up on my life, explain where ive been what ive been doing and what i will be doing in the future. So if you dont give a fuck then you can go fuck right off if not, then, hi welcome to me time, where im gonna talk about all things me. My favorite time" Bakugou said before the screen turned black and then cut back to Bakugou with his hair pulled back by a pink head band, and had no makeup on.

"Now i just, because im going to be talking alot, i probably wont talk much about the make up cause a bitch can multitask but only to a certain degree" Bakugou said as he started to lay out his makeup. "Now first order of business because everyones all up in my dick about this. Where have you been? Now part of me doesnt want to answer this shit at all because like one i have a life outside of youtube so shit happens i get busy why do you care? And two, the reason i tend to hate these comments, is because it sounds really self centered??"

"Like yes, that is rich coming from me, but i have a reason to be self centered and thats because i am a god given gift to mankind, but thats just my humble opinion. But to elaborate my shit, the reason it sounds self centered is because most often that comment is followed up with, 'where are you? whens youre next video?' And i get it, yall cant get enough me and love me which that is the natural thing to do. But listen, you guys get entertained by me for fucken free, like you dont pay a damn thing to watch my videos, so you are getting entertainment for free. So its really high and mighty of you all to start demanding for a new video when you arent entertaining me in return or even paying me. YouTube is paying me, not you, you guys aren't doing shit for me if you think about it. Like if you pay me I'll give you all the videos you want. Hell, pay me enough and im willing to do ANYTHING because thats how greedy this hoe is" Bakugou said as he was applying his foundation.

"Now i know most of you guys are like whoa what the fuck, why is he being a dick? Why isnt he being funny, go back to funny bitch. To which i reply with fuck off, watch another one of my videos if you want funny, right now im just talking, ranting, and im not shutting up. Its not in my nature. But anyways, if you ask that from content creators every now and then, thats chill, but after a while its like, im not a fucken super hero, i am a human with my own god damn life and if i want to drop off the face of this planet then i fucken cant. Like i said in the beginning, none of you are strong enough to stop me so suck it."

"But yeah, thats my two cents on that subject" Bakugou said as he started powdering his face. "Now as to where i have been, cause i havent answered that question yet and i will this one time, i have been in Hawaii. Having a nice romantic trip. Now this will not shock any of you because a hoe was so thirsty on camera my past few videos that its real fucken obvious what my romantic status at the moment is, by that i mean that i am seeing a certain someone, it has become official these past few weeks. And that is why i have been out because i have been having all kinds of fun in Hawaii, you know, taking pics, sight seeing, having sex in public places, dancing in clubs, the usual things you you do as a tourist you know?"

"But yeah that is where i have been. Kirishima and i are very happy, and although he is an absolute dumbass, he is now my dumbass and i will cut whichever bitch comes near him, because he is mine. ALL mine" Bakugou said as he started applying some eyeshadow. "Now obviously, i recorded my entire trip to hawaii and debated on whether to just publish that video and then make this one, or vice versa. You know what i chose."

"But the trip was nice, it was Kirishima, a couple of his friends and my friends. Though there were moments when i wanted nothing more than to push Tokoyami into a volcano" Bakugou said, blending out his eyeshadow.

"You literally pushed me into the ocean from a cliff" Tokoyami said.

"Okay but did you die" Bakugou replied.

"Almost!"

"But you didnt, hence the volcano" Bakugou said with a sigh.

"Kirishima deserves better" Tokoyami mumbled.

"There is nothing better than me bitch face, i am the best, which is why hes never leaving me so go jack off alone in your bed, meanwhile, im going to have my huge ass boyfriend kiss me okay" Bakugou said before flipping off to the person behind the camera and smiling.

"Anyways i got off topic" Bakugou said as he started to apply some eyeliner. "I also wanted to talk about the string of videos made about me by this one channel. And because im not a weak ass pussy, im gonna call them out. Todoroki from icehotcryptic, stop making fucken conspiracy videos on me it's fucken annoying. I am not secretly a non humanoid as you call me, i am not secretly running off to mexico because i pissed off the mafia, and i am very obviously not fucken dead or being held captive and thats why i havent been uploading. I'm right fucken here bitch. Right here and ready to fucken whoop your ass if you dont stop fucken saying this shit and riding on my coattail because literally yesterday i saw that you made a video saying you wouldn't be surprised if it came out that i was an alien and like fuck you you sad angsty man baby. With your emo ass fucken box dye hair that you obviously need retouching bitch, we can all see your roots honey, at least make yourself presentable. If there was an alien on earth he would not be nearly as hot as me, if anything what if youre actually the alien? I mean you look weird enough to be one if you ask me bitch."

"I think youre taking it a little bit too personal" Tokoyami said.

"Ill kill him" Bakugou whispered.

"Anyways, thats my current thoughts and whats been happening but you might be asking what is Bakugou going to do next" Bakugou said as he finished applying his eyebrows and was now choosing a lipstick. "Well for one, Bakugou is going to go home tonight and get fucken raile-"

"BAKUGOU" Tokoyami yelled out.

"And then i will start editing the Hawaii trip and that will most likely be uploaded by the next weekend. So theres that i guess, and then after that i will go back to doing my usual thing, having makeup tutorials, pissing people off, you know same ol same ol. Unless you guys comment something down below that peaks my interest. But uh yeah. Thats all i really had to say for now" Bakugou said before looking at the camera, his makeup look completed.

"Anyways, sorry this wasnt what most of you were probably expecting but uh life is tough suck it up. But yeah, ill see you in the next video or not who knows anymore. And uh bye i guess. This is a weird video so doing my outro is weird...and i swear to god Todoroki if you make a video saying ive been replaced by an imposter im going to find you and im going to-" the video cuts abruptly and ends.