Authors Note:
So first things first, sorry for taking so long to update like trust me i read the comments and actual messages yall sent me for me to update, i just have been extremely busy so i haven't been able to do that until now. So i'm truly sorry.
Now onto the real reason why i'm making this author's note. So this morning i put on my message board a thing that i wanted to make a christmas themed fanfic for my hero with multiple ships and shit however i will no longer be doing that because an amazing opportunity was given to me today and that is me being able to be part of a BNHA Zine (and also another zine for another fandom)! If you don't know what that is, it's basically a book with a bunch of fanarts and fanfics all compiled for people to buy and the creators to make money out of and basically this allows me to be able to make money doing the thing that i love the most which is something i have always dreamed about being able to do. And so i will no longer be doing that christmas idea because i will be working on the zine. But i also will be doing my finals and like i had said, will be heading back home for christmas, so time to write fanfics will be limited. Which is why i will tell y'all this right now. Yes i cut this chapter in two so that i can post part two while i'm enjoying the holidays, yes i won't be updating very quickly im very sorry about that.
Again, this Zine is something i've always dreamed of being able to do and then personal things will make it hard for me to update the fics on here. However the zine will come out on January so after that i will be back to normal schedule and if you guys are interested in supporting me, tell me so that way i can keep you all up to date with what's going on and maybe even the pricing for things (it will be a BNHA Zine and Haikyuu Zine, thats right im part of 2 Zines bby) so yeah.
Just putting this here so that in the future when you're wondering why i haven't updated, literally just read this and voila! (Also PS, i've said this in a nicer not so blunt way before, but, pls dont be mad at me if i don't update quick enough, i'm a full time student, have a full time job, and other personal responsibilities, im doing this for free, all i ask for is your understanding that i am a human being that has their own life and not some writing goblin that breathes, eats, and drinks fanfics, thanks).

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"Whats up my little fucks and welcome to this weeks fuck show featuring me, a bitch who drank A LOT last night and is probably still drunk as we speak." Bakugou said. "Now you all probably saw my title and were like wait hold on bitch, 'What's in the box challenge ft. Future Boyfriend' What the fuck does that mean?"

"Wait WHAT?!" A voice could be heard from behind the camera.

"Shut up, you're not up yet" Bakugou said.

"Like i was SAYING, this video is going to be the best goddamn thing your eyes will ever witness and i know that you all are confused since this is not only a makeup challenge but also what the title fucken says, and to be honest i'm also confused, he's most certainly confused, and uh Tokoyami, you piece of shit, stop looking at me like i've completely lost my mind, its fine im fine, im GREAT and that's because today is a great day."

"I'm not looking at you like you lost your mind, im looking at you with pity and some regret for letting you record right now" Tokoyami's voice was heard behind the camera.

"Do you want to die?" Bakugou growled. "You want death right, like that's what you want?"

"I would love to meet Death, i mean big fan, but i would appreciate living for a couple of more years actually" Tokoyami replied.

"Why are you like this?" Bakugou mumbled.

"Anyways, this video cannot exist without having another person present. So get your ass out here."

Kirishima awkwardly walked into frame and sat next to Bakugou, smiling at the camera like an excited puppy.

"Hi guys, also. Can we please talk about what the title of the video means, like I-"

"Absolutely not we don't have time for that shit"

"I mean-"

"Anyways guys, this big muscled dude with the over the top hairstyle that screams 'im gay and also a fucken disaster' is Kirishima" Bakugou said.

"Rude, my hair is great" Kirishima said as he started to take a sip from his water bottle.

"You have a pretty face thats what saves you, but anyways off topic, today we are going to be very handsy which is my favorite thing to be doing" Bakugou continued.

Kirishima choked on his water, a faint chuckle could be heard from behind the camera.

"I love how in this very moment, everyone can finally see just how much of a classless hoe you are when you flirt" Tokoyami said.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP TOKOYAMI" Bakugou snapped.

"Like not even a single chill could be spotted" Tokoyami said in between chuckles.

"Im going to kill you" Bakugou whispered as he glared at Tokoyami. "Anyways, this challenge is basically gonna work like so, Tokoyami will put something inside this box" Bakugou said as he took a box out from under the table that had two holes on each side and the front side cut open so that the camera can see whats inside.

"And Kirishima or I, are going to touch whatever is inside, however we cannot see inside the box and we have to guess what we're touching, and uh just know this video really is going to be an actual fuck show."

"This videos title had ft. Future Boyfriend in it, it was a fuck show since the beginning" Tokoyami said.

"Do i pay you to make comments?" Bakugou asked. "Did i ask for your fucken opinion?"

"Tokoyami is really talkative today" Kirishima said with a smile.

"Its because Kirishima, you are an absolute joy to be around" Tokoyami added.

"Aw thank you" Kirishima replied.

"Can we get started on the video now" Bakugou asked, looking at the camera completely done with life.

"Yeah im rolling, we're good to go" Tokoyami said.

"You piece of fucken shit oh my god" Bakugou mumbled. "Anyways, in order for this to be different than all the other challenge videos, i thought it would be a fun thing if i make it so that Tokoyami cannot put like simple shit in the box like a ball or socks, 'cause some bitches out there are putting shit like a rubix cube in the box and i'm not about that life.."

"I love how you say to make this different to other videos but Uraraka literally did this exact thing when she did this challenge with her roommate" Tokoyami commented, to which immediately Bakugou grabbed Kirishima's water bottle and threw it at him.

"MINE WILL BE BETTER BITCH" Bakugou hissed.

"You fucken chucked that shit, oh my god" Kirishima said while laughing.

"ANYWAYS, let's just jump into this, and i swear to god Tokoyami if you say another thing, i will actually fight you."

"...."
"...."
"...."

".....Another thing" Tokoyami said before Bakugou immediately jumped out of his chair and the video cut off. Cutting back to Kirishima and Bakugou sitting in frame again, Bakugou smiling and Kirishima laughing.

"I love you Tokoyami, you're the best" Kirishima said, pointing at him behind the camera.

"Don't encourage him" Bakugou said. "Anyways let's just get into this shit already, this intro is like a thousand years long because some fuckn bird brain bitch wont shut up."

"Rude" Tokoyami said.

"ANYWAYS, let's get this shit started, so i'll go first since im the main bitch, so blindfold me up" Bakugou said before Kirishima wrapped a red bandana over Bakugou's eyes.

"Can you see anything" Kirishima asked.

"I mean it doesn't matter if he can or can't because the thing is going to be in a box he's just doing this because he's extra" Tokoyami said.

"FUCKEN SHUT UP OH MY GOD" Bakugou snapped.

"Lets get started yeah!" Kirishima said with a smile that lit up the room.

"Okay so since you are the main bitch, we're going to start out strong" Tokoyami said before walking into frame holding a bowl filled with mac n cheese.

"Oh my god" Kirishima said before chuckling.

"Tokoyami i swear to god if you gave me something alive i will actually murder you, i don't care if this is being filmed" Bakugou said.

"Okay its in the box" Kirishima said as Tokoyami walked out of frame. "You have to guess what's inside."

"I know i know" Bakugou replied.

Bakugou slowly put his hands inside of the box and felt around until he found the bowl and without hesitation, put his entire right hand in the bowl and immediately pulled it out.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT?!"
Kirishima burst into laughter.

"NO WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT THAT IS THE GROSSEST TEXTURE ALIVE JUST-" Bakugou said before making a gagging noise. "I hate this, i hate this what the fuck is that, that was just."

"You have to guess what that is" Tokoyami said.

"I DONT FUCKEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS, FUCKEN, IT MADE SUCH A SPECIFIC SOUND BUT IF I SAY WHAT I THINK IT SOUNDED LIKE, I'LL GET DEMONETIZED."

"You're being really dramatic right now" Tokoyami said.

"BOY."

"Come on Baku, what do you think it is?" Kirishima said, finally being able to make himself stop laughing.

"Oh GOD my hand is fucken covered with something what the actual hell did you just make me touch toKOYAMI?!"

"Nothing, i wouldn't touch" Tokoyami replied.

"THAT DOESNT HELP ME, YOU'RE A KINKY BI SON OF A BITCH, I DONT KNOW WHERE YOUR HANDS HAVE BEEN!"

Kirishima once again, burst out laughing uncontrollably.

"I will give you one clue, nothing that i will make you guys touch will be sexual in any kind of way" Tokoyami said.

"....."

"We have to be able to monetize this video after all."

"Okay, okay, let me think what this is....it feels like shit, is covered by maybe liquid???" Bakugou said, deep in thought.

"It sure is" Kirishima said with a smile.

"....i do not for the life of me, know what that is" Bakugou mumbled.

"So you giving up or-"

"Over my dead body" Bakugou snapped. "I'm in it to win it bitch, just let me THINK."

"Okay okay, take your time" Tokoyami responded.

"...wait, wait" Bakugou said before ripping off the blindfold and looking straight at Tokoyami. "Is it motherfucking Mac N Cheese."

"It sure is!" Kirishima said excitedly.

"OH MY FUCKEN GOD TOKO YOU ASSHOLE YOU FUCKEN DID THAT ON PURPOSE DIDNT YOU?!"

"I mean your mind is always in the gutter so i knew you would have the exact reaction you had."

"I fucken hate you" Bakugou said before the camera cut off and came back to him wiping his hand and Kirishima still laughing.

"Okay so now time for Kirishima's turn, also he won't be blindfolded because we don't have time for that shit, this video is way too fucken long" Bakugou said. "so just turn that way so that you don't see what Tokoyami is putting in the box."

Kirishima quickly turned away and Tokoyami walked into view, holding a bowl of slime that had one small pikachu toy trapped in the middle of it all. Bakugou had a smug ass smirk as Tokoyami walked away.

"Okay, go ahead and touch all you want" Bakugou said.

"That's what you'll be saying later tonight probably" Tokoyami said.

"Oh my gOD STOP YOU WALNUT" Bakugou said.

"I'm just going to go ahead and do this now" Kirishima said trying to desperately ignore what was just said but his face being as red as his hair.

Kirishima slowly put his hand in and tried to feel around until he touched the bowl and then hesitantly put his hand in. Immediately he screeched, similarly to how a banshee would screech, and took his arm out of the box, the screech rendering Bakugou speechless and in pure and utter shock. "WHAT IS THAT?! EW WHAT THE HELL NO THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Tokoyami was uncontrollably laughing at this point.

"Holy shit i have never in my LIFE heard a grown man make that noise i fucken cant" Tokoyami wheezed.

"Stop fucking around what was that?!" Kirishima yelled at him.

"I think i temporarily went deaf holy shit" Bakugou added.

"Okay no its fine im fine, im a man, im not scared of whatever the fuck i just touched even if it felt extremely wrong, its fine im fine everything's FINE" Kirishima said to himself. "I can do this" he said before once again plunging his hand into the bowl and visibly just cringing and hating life in general.

"You can visibly see him regret ever coming over to your house" Tokoyami chuckled.

"Nope nope never im okay this is fine this i-I JUST TOUCHED SOMETHING HARD AND IT WAS ACTUALLY CRUNCHY KIND OF, FUCK THAT WHAT THE FUCK NO I GIVE UP FUCK THAT THAT'S LIKE AN ACTUAL DEAD BODY OR SHIT OR SOMETHING AND I HATE ITTTTTTTTT."

"You giving up then" Bakugou asked with a smirk.

"YES."

"Aight Tokoyami what is it" Bakugou said.

"Slime with a small toy in the middle" Tokoyami.

"I hope you're happy sir because you almost made me have an actual mental breakdown and it was all because of some fucken slime" Kirishima said.

Meanwhile, Bakugou had stood up to grab the bowl out of the box and bring it over for Kirishima to see.

"Wait fucken PIKACHU, you asshole pikachu would NEVER be such a horrible friend to me to scare me the way you guys just made him do, how dare you all force him into that!" Kirishima said.

"I love how you're talking about pikachu like he's an actual friend of yours, it's adorable" Bakugou said with a smile.

"He is my friend, and you better free him" Kirishima said pointing at the bowl but not making an effort to touch the slime again.

"I will i-" Bakugou cut himself off as a door could be heard being opened. "What the fuck are you doing?"

Camera cuts out abruptly, and a black text comes on with the words,

'Alright so what this video was suppose to be was just a fun challenge to do with a boy i have a crush on but what i didn't know was that Tokoyami and my roommate had hatched an entirely different plan for this video to be...and since i'm thirsty for views....stay tuned for part two of the bullshit that they did to me....hint....

fuck them'