The camera comes on to show Todoroki sitting down on the floor with three dogs besides him, his black shirt and jeans are now covered with dog hair.

"Your clothes are so bad" a voice behind the camera said before sighing.

"Its fine me being a mess is not new to my subscribers" Todoroki said before the camera cut off to show the Icyhotcryptic animation and then going back to Todoroki.

"So a lot of you are probably asking  yourselves many questions like, how come you're actually uploading regularly now, are you a fake? Why are there dogs? Where are you? And most importantly, hows my hand....i doubt the last question but im a narcissist so let me tell you about how i had a shit ton of blisters on this hand that then ruptured cause i kept messing with them and i had to go to a doctor cuz they got infected since i live in a dumpster and constantly forget to take care of myself and cant be bothered to do mundane shit like take a shower every day" Todoroki said as he held up his hand that was covered in bandages. "Im gross!"

"Remember in highschool how so many girls and guys had huge crushes on you and you were part of the smart popular group and a shit ton of modeling agencies wanted you to work for them after you graduated" the voice asked.

"I peaked at highschool and now its just downhill and at the bottom is a voidless pit filled with rats that have rabies" Todoroki said without breaking eye contact with the camera.

"But anyways because i am injured i wasn't going to do any content at all like honestly i was just going to fuck off into the woods and come back next year like normal, but in my last video there was this one comment that just sparked a desire and drive that i have never gotten in my life, so let me now proceed to read this motivational comment to you all" Todoroki said as he pulled his phone out and began reading. "Am i the only that is concerned for Midoriya? Todoroki looks like the most hazardous person to be around between his self destructive tendencies and his urges to eat whatever is in front of him. We all came here for conspiracies but the real conspiracy is whether or not Todoroki is actually a dog. Do you think that if we give him a doggie treat that he can be trained to be a functioning member of society?"

Todoroki then proceeded to hold in his laughter.

"This is followed with a reply from another user saying, honestly im sure that he has already eaten dog treats before and that wont be new for him i mean have you met him, at this rate the thing he would actually be unable to ever do is make any food, even things that that requires no baking and has like three ingredients would be too hard for him."

Muffled laughter from the background.

"This is the kind of comments that i get, this or someone calling me a fucken peppermint. Meanwhile everyone compliments you and calls you daddy in your videos as a good thing" Todoroki said while laughing.

"To be fair you did this to yourself and also i can vouch for the second comment because one time i laid out some dog treats on a bowl cuz the bag tore and you thought they were cookies and ate like five of them until I stopped you" the voice said.

"Yeah well thats not going to help me in anyway fucker so thank you for that but anyways im going to prove that person who commented that wrong and i am going to not only be cooking but because you mentioned dog treats and stuff i am going to be making dog treats for these good boys today" Todoroki said as he placed his hand on one of the dogs head.

"So why dont we introduce the boys shall we. Now these are actually not my dogs because i cant even take care of myself so obviously i cannot have other living beings depend on me. So these are my good ol pal Iida Tenyas dogs" he said before clapping and Iida coming into the frame to say hi.

"If you do not know who this handsome sexy man is he is Iida who has a very popular and more famous gaming channel that he has actually gotten many awards called Tenyas were he actually makes quality content thats entertaining" Todoroki continued.

"Yeah, right now we're playing Vampyr a really nice game that i highly recommend" Iida said with a thumbs up.

"Yeah and you just so happen to have dogs because you are responsible and rich enough for that kind of lifestyle" Todoroki said.

"You could easily get to my level you know that right? We both grew up with the same knowledge and access to things" Iida said.

"Nope" Todoroki said before pointing to the first white and brown dog. "So this is a Ryder and he's a border collie?"

"Yes. He is a rescue though because as you might notice he is missing a leg since his last owner was a horrible human being."

"Hes cute though and he tries his best."

"He really does."

"And the second dog is Ace and hes a cute little long haired weenie dog and my favorite out of the three because he is the worst out of the three" Todoroki said as he lifted up the weenie dog and placed him on his lap.

"Dont encourage his behavior, im taking him to classes starting monday because i will not tolerate those actions any longer" Iida said.

"He ate his shoe last night and puked out said shoe the minute I got here and it was the funniest shit alive" Todoroki said with the biggest grin.
"It wasnt" Iida said.

"And last but not least is Tracer and hes a doberman and the oldest of the boys and also the most well behaved one out of all of them" Todoroki said.

"Yes he is 6 years old and is actually certified to be a therapy dog so he is everything i want Ace to become" Iida said as he pet Tracer.

"Now none of these dogs have any allergies right because i just bought the ingredients to the dog treat without asking" Todoroki said.

"None at all however i will tell you that Ryder absolutely hates peanut butter, he is the only dog that i have ever met that does not like peanut butter and i dont know why he doesnt like it but i can gurantee you that if you make any peanut butter treats he will not even attempt to grab the treat from your hand and will probably not trust you for the remainder of the video. And Tracer is not that picky and for the most part he will eat anything just so that he doesn't hurt your feelings. As for Ace...well he once ate the poop of Urarakas cat so i doubt he cares" Iida said as he looked at Ace with disappointment.

"I fucken love this dog" Todoroki said as he scratched Ace behind his ear.

"Dont" Iida said before he left the frame. "Now im not going to participate in this video because i do not want to go through the same nightmare that Midoriya had to go through, i dont however, trust you enough with my dogs and my kitchen to not stick around."

"What do you mean you dont trust me" Todoroki exclaimed.

"Your hand."

".....Oh yeah...but anyways because of that Iida will be behind the camera installing some weird shit to his laptop and whatnot so he wont be actively participating in the video but you will hear commentary every now and then" Todoroki explained.

"If any of the dogs start misbehaving i will have to take them outside though since  i dont want them to think that they can get away with that" Iida said.
"Understood daddy."

"....i will physically beat you to a pulp if you ever call me that again."

"What if thats what im into."

Silence.

"Okay okay no need to glare at me please sir thank you....im going to need emotional compensation for the way you treated me right now sir" Todoroki said with a smile.

"Im going to kick your ass."

"Kinky!"

"STOP."

"Okay well anyways lets head over to the kitchen and by the time we come back all the ingredients and everything will be set up so....break!" he said before clapping and the video cutting off and a black screen witht he words 'intermission' on it popped up for a couple of seconds until the video came back to show a very nice and fancy kitchen with some ingredients laid out on the kitchen counter, no person visible.

"And we're back" Todoroki said before coming back into the frame, "sorry i was giving Iida a blow-"

"THAT IS NOT TRUE PLEASE DO NOT SPREAD MISINFORMATION!"

"While i was doing that we were also on a skype call with Midoriya and he was mas-" Todoroki started saying before he was hit with a shoe.

"STOP."

"Comment down below if you think that Iida, Midoriya and i should start dating, leave a like if you think we already are and sub-"

"Why are you like this? This is why you dont have that many friends."

"Its fine all i need is the two loves of my life" Todoroki said with a smirk.

"You need to stop, people are going to actually believe the three of us are dating and poor Midoriya isnt going to understand why people are saying that because he isnt even here" Iida said.

"That would be so funny....but anyways i have a video to record! So hey hi we got off track sorry i was working my charm you know how it be. But uh hi so this is Iidas kitchen which is why its clean and nice....nothing like mine. And before us are all the ingredients that i will need to make the dog treats. And besides me, begging for food on the floor, is Ace!"

"So we are going to make the most basic and classic treat that there is and that is those hard biscuit cookies and yes i will be using the oven and yes Iida will be there to make sure i dont die thank you for caring" Todoroki said with a smile. "Now the ingredients for this cookie are banana, almond milk, wheat flour, peanut butter and flax seeds whatever the fuck that is."

"Did you just say peanut butter?"

"Yes."

"I just fucken told you Ryder hates peanut butter."

"Yeah well he hasnt tried my homemade cookies yet and i gurantee you that he will like them" Todoroki said as he leaned on the counter. "Also I had already bought the ingredients and don't have a plan B."

"Okay just dont cry if he doesnt eat it." 

"Uh im a grown ass man, i wont cry just cause a dog doesnt like a treat that i made for them" Todoroki said with a small laugh. "Anyways this probably wont take that long so this might not be a very long video if things go okay!"

Todoroki quickly brought all the ingredients closer to him and then grabbed a chair from out the frame and placed it next to him, then bent down, disappearing behind the counter and when he came back up he had Ace in his arms, gently placing him on the chair.

"Gotta have a cohost and since Iida refuses to be next to me, Ace you are now in this video, just please dont jump on the counter cause im sure daddy will be very mad."

"STOP."

"So first step to this receipe" Todoroki said enthusiastically, ignoring Iida. "Is to preheat the oven which Iida did while i was setting everything up in the kitchen because get you a man that does things for you, that's Queen Bakugous philosophy right? Or is it get you a man that does you?? Comment below which one it is! But anyways after that the next step is to just combine all of these ingridients in a bowl. Now it is 1 cup of flour so let me dump that into the bowl. And uh big thanks to Midoriya who provided all of the measuring cups and cookie cutters for this video, truly a blessing to this world."

Todoroki quickly grabbed the flour and the measuring cup that had '1 cup' written in big letters on the side of it and pour one cup of flour into the bowl.

"Okay and then its half a banana, and so lets just chop this baby up" he said as he peeled the banana and then cut it in half with his hand. "Ace baby you want a banana" he said before attempting to give him a small bite which only resulted in Ace grabbing the entire half of the banana, nearly choking on it because of how fast he was trying to eat it, coughing and then finishing the banana all in a matter of seconds.

"Please dont ever do that again, im trying to marry your dad and if i kill you that cant happen so please think about how your death impacts my desires first before deciding to die okay? Thanks" Todoroki said to the dog.

"Anyways after that it is going to be half a cup of peanut butter and since Midoriya did not give me a half cup measurement im just going to wing it....i mean these are for dogs it doesnt matter if its not accurate" he said before obviously dumping out way more than half a cup of peanut butter into the bowl. "And then its that one weird ingredient i have no idea what it is and thats 2 teaspoons and talking about that, thank you to all of you that commented on my last video being like wait isnt the small one the teaspoon...thank you, glad to know that i am not alone in that thought process. Feels wholesome knowing im not the only idiot."

Todoroki quickly poured two teaspons of the flax seeds into the bowl. "Okay and lastly its one fourth cup of almond milk and once again i dont care for measurements so ima just-" he said before pouring out some milk into the bowl. "That looks right yeah thats probably right. Okay well time to mix!"

Todoroki quickly grabbed a whisk and the bowl and started mixing all the time Ace was whining and looking at Todoroki without blinking.

"Ace please dont make this awkward this is batter and although i have eaten dough plenty of times i dont think i should give this to you just yet. Be a good little child and wait a little" Todoroki said before placing the bowl down and immediately Ace launched himself over the counter, Todoroki immediately dashing forward, you could hear Iida yell something before the video cut off and came back on to Tracer now sitting on the chair, Ace nowhere in sight.

"So we lost our first cohost so now Tracer will be replacing him, do not ask what has happened to Ace just know that daddy got very mad that he got on the kitchen counter and stuffed his face into the bowl."
"Will you please Todoroki, im begging you at this point" Iida pleaded.

"Anyways the dough is ready so now im suppose to spread it out and do the whole cookie cutter thing so you ready Tracer cause im not, i havent fucked up yet so im guessing that this is where it all goes south" Todoroki said. "Okay so ive watched Midoriyas videos and i know that he always puts flour on the counter and on the rolling thingie so that stuff doesnt stick so im just going to do that because yeah."

Todoroki pour flour on the counter and rubbed some on the rolling pin before flipping the bowl over, the dough slowly dropping onto the counter.

"Beautiful. Now i never know when to stop when it comes to rolling out dough so youre gonna have to tell me when to stop got that" he said as he talked to Tracer who you could swear was looking at him with the same pitiful eyes Midoriya had in the last video.
"Okay so here i go" he said before rolling the dough out, he successfully rolled twice before the dough started sticking to the rolling pin. "Wait what no, shit dont stick motherfucker, what the, no, what did i do wrong? I put the flour why is it sticking why WHY. IIDA I NEED HELP WHY IS STICKING ITS BREAKING NO WHY! GOD DAMMIT IIDA COME BACK I NEED HELP PLEASE WHYD YOU LEAVE FOR A PHONE CALL IN MY TIME OF NEEEEED!"

Todoroki quickly stood, staring down at the dough. Tracer quietly whined, looking at him with concern.

"Okay im just going to add more flour yeah, right? More flour? Okay" Todoroki said before dumping out way too much flour on the dough. "........im sure that wont impact anything....."

The video began to fast forward showing Todoroki struggling to roll out the dough and making a mess with the flour by the time the video stopped fast forwarding, Todoroki, Tracer and the kitchen were covered in flour.

"I did it" Todoroki said before Tracer sneezed and flour got everywhere. "I fucken did it."

"What the fuck did you do" Iida said before a door closed in the background. "I left you alone for ten minutes Todoroki."

"I did it! I rolled out the dough!" Todoroki said pridefully.

Tracer sneezed again.

"Okay well time to cut these bad boys out" Todoroki said, ignoring everything around him, Iida sighed, Tracer sneezed again. "So i asked Midoriya to give me the cutest cookie cuters he got and so he gave me these ones that are shaped like squirtle so yeah! Now youre just suppose to like put the thing and then push the thing out onto the baking tray right?"

"Yeah sure" Iida said, you could physically hear how tired he was.

Tracer sneezed once more.

"Fun!" Todoroki said before the video once more fast forwarded showing him carefully cutting out multiple squirtles, at one point Iida came into the shot and grabbed Tracers collar and took him away leaving Todoroki alone by the time the video went back to normal.

"Okay well we lost our second co host cause he is taking a bath, but i finished! And wowie look at these bad boys" he said before showing the camera badly deformed squirtels that he had cut out. "And so now i am just going to carefully put this in the oven and dont worry i am wearing an oven mitt" he said as he held up his hand that was now covered by an oven mitt. "So uh yeah these go into the oven for 20 minutes but you wont know that because by the time the video comes back on it would have only passed a second" he sad before the video cut off and back on to him barely visible in the shot, leaning over the counter looking to the side.

"Listen all im saying is that you, Midoriya and i have been best friends for years and have done just about everything together, what is wrong with just sprinkling in some makeout sessions and inappropriate gropping here and there?"

"Why is it that everytime we hang out you are always suggesting that the three of us get into a polyamorous relationship with eachother" Iida asked.

"Why is it that everytime we hang out you have to crush my dream of having a loving relationship with my two best friends" Todoroki asked before his phone timer went off. "THE COOKIES!"

"No NO STAY" Iida said, pushing Todoroki back before he got the tray out of the oven. "Not making the same mistake Midoriya made. Also please cut that out of the video i dont want people blasting my videos with comments on how i should just date you already."

"Sure" video cuts off to a black screen that says, 'no please date me Iida and Midoriya i know you're watching' and then quickly coming back to the video.

"Okay well while this cools we can go set up in the living room that way they can see you giving treats to the dogs" Iida said before the video cut and came back to Todoroki sitting in the same room from the beginning of the video and the dogs all sitting next to him on the floor.

"Okay so after struggling so much to make these treats for you guys, you will finaly be able to taste them so we'll go one by one, Tracer you get one first since i covered you in flour accidentally" Todoroki said before giving a treat to Tracer that gently grabbed it from his hand and ate it calmly.

Todoroki gasped, "he ate it....he liked it.... i made something that someone liked....are you proud of me now mom?....this is a big achievement for me...." he whispered.

As he was occupied with that however he did not notice Ace slowly stealing a treat from the plate that was on Todorokis lap and quickly eating it and then going back to grab another treat before a hand quickly showed up and pinned him down on the floor.

"You little shit you thought that you could get away with that" Iida growled before lifting him up and taking him away, you could hear him throw him outside and the door slamming shut.

"Okay so based on the fact that Ace almost died for this treat, im going to guess that he liked them" Todoroki said with a smile. "Okay Ryder you're the only one left!"

Todoroki gently showed Ryder the treat, Ryder grabbed it, and immediately spit it out and huffed.
"......"

Ryder quickly got up and walked away, he huffed once more and looked at Todoroki with disgust before leaving the shot.

"What did i say" Iida said.

"I have never been more insulted in my LIFE" Todoroki said as he looked past the camera. "Oh my god he literally spit it out!"

"Yeah i told you."

"YOU LITTLE SHIT I WORKED ON THIS FOR AN HOUR THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS PITY EAT IT SO YOU DONT HURT MY FEELINGS FUCKER" Todoroki yelled out. "But you know what?! Thats fine, youre just like your FATHER, you're here deceiving me, making me think that you LOVE ME, but then when i show you any kind of love you just WALK AWAY."

"Todoroki" Iida begged.

"No fuck you! Fuck men" Todoroki said before he dramatically drapped himself over Tracer. "Youre the only man that loves me."

Tracer gently stood and walked away, dropping Todoroki on the ground in the process.

Silence.

"Im going to need emotional compensation for the way your dogs have treated me today" Todoroki whispered, still laying on the floor.

"Fine what do you want."

"...a kiss?...............................DONT WALK AWAY FROM ME IIDA! IIDA COME BACK HERE-"

The video ends abruptly.