Author Note:
hey so thank you all for all your kind comments and messages! They mean the world to me I mean it. But hey so I'm back I guess, but apologies for the over all chaoticness and weirdness of this chapter I hope you all liked it. This is what happens when my brain hasn't functioned for so long and so you get this....RIP.
Enjoy!
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The video starts with Todoroki sitting in a chair with a black blanket badly thumbtacked to the wall, he is wearing a green shirt with the words 'plants know too much' on it.

"Hello what's u-" he started saying before the camera started making a weird noise and going out of focus and Todoroki clapped once, then twice, and then finally in the third clap the camera fixed itself and zoomed in on Todoroki tired face. "It be your own people that want you to fail..."

"Anyways fuck the intro, yes hi I have returned and yes it is because i need money, and no its not for something that will make me a respectable member of society, duh" he said looking at the camera with disgust.

"Anyways as most of you all know, I come from a rich family, but also from a fucked up house so my childhood was filled with me studying to become an amazing entrepreneur and basically be hella wealthy in all kinds of ways..... look at me now dad...you proud of what I've become?..... But anyways, because of this my bitch ass never got to play with toys or anything like that. The closest I got to a toy was a fucken rubix cube and I'm too stupid to figure that out so i was miserable. And so because I refuse to believe that I will never be able to regain my childhood back i went out and bought me a toy. One that i always wanted because oh my god it looked so cool, and I am just curious to see what all the hype is about since I've heard that this is THE shit and I want to be part of the club so yeah" Todoroki said before the camera cuts off and cuts back on to him now sitting in front of a kitchen table.

" So before i show y'all- y'all?...Since when in the fuck did i become Texan the fuCK? Sorry about that i guess the south has finally come to kill me by sending some ghost to possess me ... hope it's not a white man that possesses me ... because oh boy will they be sad that their white privilege will not work in the body of a young asian trans man." he said before you heard a voice behind the camera just whisper Shoto please. "They want me dead don't you know? They just don't know how to get close to me because they think I'm contagious. Why do you think I get so many death threats? It's the white man."

"SHOTO PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU" the voice said as they tried to hold in their laughter.

"Hush they're not supposed to know that you're HERE, it was suppose to be a big surprise" Todoroki said.

"Just edit me out then" the voice said.

"Do you know who I am? I am Todoroki fucken Shoto and i am a man that his sole mission in life is to be lazy and unproductive the fuck you mean edit. What is an edit what is that i don't know him, is he attractive? Can i take him out on a date perhaps? Will he be willing to be my sugar daddy and pay my debt off?" he replied with a stern serious face.

"Stop i cant" the voice said as he continued to laugh.

"Okay well since the big fucken surprise is ruined just come on out" Todoroki said before a green haired boy appeared besides him smiling, and well dressed. A complete opposite to Todoroki who looked like he had just emerged from the woods a couple of minutes ago and had been surviving on a strict diet of cheeto puffs and Dr. Pepper.

"So for the people who don't know who this sunshine boy here is, this is Midoriya, youtube channel Deku Cooks, where you have a nice little cooking and vlogging channel right?" Todoroki said.

"Yes! I cook all kinds of things from traditional Japanese to weird cakes and ice cream and I also like to travel so I vlog all of those things and basically just show everyone the world and peoples cultures through my videos" he said with an even bigger smile.

"You are also famous for being the famous actor All Mights son-" Todoroki said before Deku lightly punched him in the arm.

"Shut up im not, you know how many people fucken comment that on my videos now?!"

"Good, the truth will one day be revealed, keep fighting the good fight lads" Todoroki said as he gave the camera a thumbs up and Midoriya just sighed in the background.

"Okay but anyways you messed up the order of this video so fuck the nice little transition that i had planned and shit" Todoriki said before slamming a box with the words 'Easy Bake Oven' on it, making Midoriya jump since he did not expect Todoroki to do that. "We're baking shit and i needed adult supervision as well as someone who knows how to cook since I can't even be trusted with a microwave, so please help me Midoriya."

"Wait you can't use a microwave" Midoriya asked before the camera cut off and cut back on to Todoroki trying to open a bag with his teeth, Midoriya holding a pair of scissors in his hand looking at Todoroki with the same patient eyes a mother has.

"Okay got it" Todoroki said triumphantly as he held the bag up for Midoriya to see.

"Good job," he said with a smile.

"Okay so we have everything set out, and I am so ready to make some mother fucken brownies. I am starving I last ate like a day or two ago I don't remember so let's do this quickly so that I can get my munch on" Todoroki said.

"We have to preheat the oven first though" Midoriya said.

"You what?"

"you have to preheat it...."

"....if you have to preheat it then why buy this shit instead of using an actual oven and buying that cheap brownie mix from Walmart?"

"Why don't you ask yourself that since you bought it" Midoriya said as he read the instructions, not looking up to him.

"Uuuuuuugh okay break time while this shit preheats i guess" he said before the camera cut off and came back on to Todoroki sitting alone in the frame and you could hear Midoriya humming something in the background.

Todoroki started looking around the table, picking things up and putting then back down and then picking up a white packet and after reading it he shrugged and then proceeded to open it and pour the contents into his mouth. Immediately he started coughing up the powder and you could hear Midoriya immediately dropping something and yelling at Todoroki and the video cuts off in the middle of Todoroki having a coughing fit and Midoriya entering the screen.

".....so we don't have anymore brownie powder" Todoroki said as Midoriya was resting his head on the table. "....i think we can whip something else up though, im pretty sure i saw cake powder on here somewhere."

"I can just bake you an actual cake up Todoroki please you almost died. You also haven't eaten in a while please just let me feed you something your body can't take this" Midoriya pleaded.

"Hey look its here" Todoroki said holding up a packet before the camera cut off on his happy face and Midoriya's concerned face.

"Okay so how does one bake" Todoroki said as the camera came back on to the two of them now wearing cute pink aprons curtesy of Midoriya.

"Well you first want to make sure you have all the ingredients you need and for this one its just water and all the other weird powders, then the things that you will use to measure said ingredients, a tray and the oven. And we mostly have all of those things...you ate the brownie powder..." Midoriya said as he looked over to Todoroki.

"I did and I will say this, be thankful that i did that because you would not have wanted to eat those brownies ...they were not the greatest i'll say that much" Todoroki said and Midoriya sighed.

"Okay so the first thing we need to do is mix together the powders into a bowl and add two teaspoons of water and mix until smooth" Midoriya said before dumping the powders together into a bowl.

"Want me to do the water?"

"Do you know what a teaspoon looks like?"

"...."

"...."

"Its the tiny spoon no?"

"Why don't I help you" Midoriya said with a calm smile before grabbing a tea spoon and filling it with water two times. "You can mix this though while i figure out whats next."

"Fun times. So uh while we do this i have a question for you" Todoroki said, now mixing the stuff in the bowl.

"I am not All Mights son" Midoriya said without hesitation.

"So you say, but no that is not my question. My question is, you and Bakugou went to the same school when you were younger, none of you really talk about it at all for some reason, but how do you feel about him now?"

"Uh well, personally, he and I have never been good friends at all, we're like oil and water in that sense. But I am happy that he apparently has a boyfriend now who looks really nice and honestly that's what i feel Bakugou has needed for a while now. Just someone that is genuinely nice and calm. Someone that can ground him in because he tends to go overboard for a lot of things. He always jumps to the worst conclusion possible and I hope that now that he has this person in his life he will at least stop him from doing that" Midoriya said as he grabbed the bowl from Todoroki and started pouring the contents of it into a small pan.

"You are so nice ... bet fifty bucks though that if given the chance Bakugou would immediately insult you if i asked him the same question" todoroki said.

"Oh yeah without hesitation too, like immediately would trash on my very existence" Midoriya said with a small chuckle and a warm smile.

"You are too nice i swear to god" Todoroki said.

"Thank you! Is this what you expect using a easy bake would be like" Midoriya asked.

"I don't get the hype."

"No one does" he replied before placing the pan inside the small oven. "Well anyways this is in the oven now so i guess this is where we cut off and cut back cause its going to take a while."

Todoroki immediately grunted and then the camera cut off and came back on to Midoriya standing up and walking out of frame.

"I'm just getting forks to eat this, please just stay put please" he begged.

"I will I will" Todoroki said before awkwardly sitting still for a couple of seconds. Completely silent except for a few drawers opening and closing in the distance. Todoroki slowly looking at the oven for a couple of seconds before slowly reach for the spatula to try and attempt to take the small cake out of the oven.

"Todoroki Shoto if you even think about taking that cake out of the oven I will snap your neck faster than it will take for you to blink."

Todoroki slowly put the spatula down and proceeded to stay still until Midoriya got back with two forks.

"Okay got them" Midoriya said as he sat down next to Todoroki, a big smile on his face, beaming with happiness and purity.

"Fun!"

"So I'm gonna take the cake out since I don't trust you" Midoriya said as he carefully placed the spatula into the oven and took out the small pan, placing it on a glass plate he had grabbed.

"Is it cooked all the way?"

"No, but we can applaud the oven for trying its best honestly" Midoriya said as he looked at the oven with pity.

"Well, I've eaten worse" Todoroki said before grabbing the pan with one of his hands and using his other hand to push all the contents of the pan into his mouth. Midoriya looked at him horrified.

"SHOTO!"

Todoroki took two seconds of the content being in his mouth before immediately running of screen. You could clearly hear him spitting things out to a sink.

"THAT WAS THE NASTIEST SHIT."

"WHY DID YOU EAT IT ALL IN ONE GO?!"

"I DON'T KNOW I HAD THE URGE TO DO THAT. I CAN'T CONTROL MY URGES."

"WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!"

"I DONT KNOW!"

"ARE YOU OKAY THOUGH YOU JUST GRABBED METAL THAT WAS IN A BURNING OVEN FOR 20 MINUTES WITH YOUR BARE HANDS."

"....."

"SHOTO."

The camera immediately cuts off.

The video then continues with Midoriya looking tired and Todoroki with his hand covered in band aids.

"I'm never doing another video with you ever again" Midoriya said.

"I don't blame you" todoroki replied back and that was the last shot before the video finishes.