Best Friends
Authors Note:
Heeeeeey so I'm really REALLY sorry that I took longer than I had promised to upload this. My laptop is just a complete lost cause and so I had to rewrite this entire thing (went ahead and adjusted some things while I was at it) and well it took longer than I had thought so I'm sorry. Also to those saying really nice things in the last update thank you that means a lot to me but uh yeah. It's not that long of a chapter but that's because the next chapter (that I had also started and is lost in my laptop RIP ME) is very VERY long and you'll kind of understand why at the end of this chapter but uh yeah. Thank you for being patient with me! And hope you like this!!
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"Alright and that's fucken it for this fucken shit" Bakugou said as he threw away the makeup wipes he was using to clean his face.
"The video was great, im sure I'll be able to finish editing this by tomorrow night" Tokoyami said as he was packing up his video equipment. "Of course that all depends if things align properly and I am able to get everything in order."
"Yeah yeah" Bakugou mumbled as he walk out of his makeup studio and towards the mini fridge in the corner of the room. "Like I always say, I don't give a shit how long it takes for you to edit things, just do what im paying you to do."
"Well you're paying me to be just your photographer so if you truly want I-"
"YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I MEAN SMART ASS."
Tokoyami simply chuckled. It had officially been two years now that he started working with Bakugou. It had all started with a photoshoot that he had been hired by Bakugou to do for him for some merch he had done previously. Bakugou ended up liking how Tokoyami worked and his photography and ended up doing multiple other more personal shoots with him until finally Tokoyami was hired to do everything camera related for Bakugou. It was amazingly good money, Bakugou had never been a materialistic person so he didn't hesitate to give Tokoyami more than 40% of the money earned per video, which was in all honesty, more than Tokoyami should be getting but, Tokoyami wasn't about to decline the money.
"Some bitch emailed me the other day for a collab, do you know anyone called Momo or something like that, she does like vlogs and hauls" Bakugou said as he took a sip of his energy drink. "People have been asking me to do someone else's makeup so maybe I can have this bitch on my channel if she's actually legit."
"Yeah, shes new to the youtube scene, she has a great reputation actually" Tokoyami said. "Makes me wonder why she would want to be in a video with you."
"The fuck is that supposed to mean?"
"You arent the prettiest rose in the bush Bakugou."
"Fuck you I AM the prettiest rose in this entire world so go suck my ass fuck face."
Tokoyami chuckled, after two years this was how his and Bakugous relationship had turned into. To outsiders it's a very hostile harsh relationship, but Tokoyami knew better than anyone, that it was because he was in good terms with Bakugou that it was why he didn't have a black eye at the moment for insulting him.
"Talking about sucking up to someone" Tokoyami started. "What the fuck was up with all your innuendos and hints?"
"Oh that fucken shit" Bakugou grunted as he sat down in his chair. "You remember that fuck boy that dmed me? The one that I said would look perfect as a boy toy but too much of a problem to actually deal with?"
"I do remember those exact words."
"Well turns out this guy is actually not as bad as he looks" Bakugou mumbled. "And I was completely wrong in saying he was a fuck boy because this boy has no fucken game, wouldn't be surprised if he's a virgin honestly. I thought you were pretty pathetic with your flirting."
"Oi."
"But he is just" Bakugou said as he scratched his head. "My god his a dumb ass, I have literally told him over the phone that I wouldn't mind spending the night at his place and his response to that was 'oh fun we could make a pillow fort."
"im sorry but" Tokoyami said as he chuckled. "Thats fucken karma for you calling him a boy toy and a fuck boy."
"FUCK RIGHT OFF" Bakugou said. "Im here trying to ride this boy until sunrise but hes here for making friendship bracelets with me. And the worst fucken part is that I know the son of a bitch likes me, I know that he wants to bang me, and yet hes such a dense idiot that he cant fucken make a move."
"And have you maybe thought about making the move yourself?"
"Over my dead body. At this point if the boy doesn't ask me out in, lets say a month, im dropping him, im not fucking an idiot."
"So you're just in it for sex? And youre trying this hard?"
"Who the fuck said I was in it for just sex you bird brain, if I catch this guy im not stopping no no. This mother fuckers ass will be mine, he will hear wedding bells before he even thinks about proposing to me. No, im spending too much time with this shit for me to just do a one night stand."
"Im getting mix signals here, you keep emphasizing the fact that you want to sleep with him and yet you just said you wanted to marry this guy so youre....youre in love with him?"
"I KEEP EMPHASIZING THAT SHIT BECAUSE IM FUCKEN HORNY TOKOYAMI. DO YOU NEED ME TO SPELL THAT OUT FOR YOU OR ARE YOU ALSO A DENSE ASS BITCH."
"Oof wrong time for me to walk in here" a girls voice said as she opened the door to the room.
"Oh perfect timing Jirou, Bakugou appears to be in a bit of a situation where his sexual drive is impacting the way he processes things and even is affecting his emotions" Tokoyami said as he turned to the black haired girl.
"Fuck right off Tokoyami, theres nothing fucking me up right now" Bakugou mumbled.
"He says this but I just heard him confess the fact that he wants to marry a man that he has never even met in person before, as well as admit to wanting to have sexual intercourse with said man until the sun comes up which is just very worrisome because I don't think anybodies body can handle that much activity" Tokoyami responded.
"I love how youre genuinely concerned about the fact that Bakugou is just experiencing a normal crush and is a little on the horny side today" Jirou said as she patted Tokoyamis shoulders. "So glad Bakugou has someone like you in his life."
"oh fuck right off I don't have a fucken crush I don't do that pussy ass shit, either I don't care about the fucker or I love them, im not here to half ass shit" Bakugou said.
Silence fell over the room.
"I realize now I fucked up" Bakugou whispered.
"Aw Bakugou is in love" Jirou said.
"oh my I didn't know it was this serious, my apologies Bakugou I will never say you're just in it for sex when it comes to this man that's so dear to you."
"FUCK OFF, THE BOTH OF YOU" Bakugou said as he stood up. "I don't pay either of you to patronize me."
"You don't pay me at all actually....im your room mate" Jirou said.
"I SAID FUCK OFF" Bakugou said as he walked out of the room, slamming the door behind me.
"I cannot begin to imagine what it has been like to live with him for the past 6 years" Tokoyami said to Jirou.
"Makes life interesting I'll tell you that" Jirou mumbled. "But I swear, what are we going to do with that stubborn idiot. He so clearly fallen for this guy like even his fans are making conspiracy videos to figure out who hes fliritng with."
"yes it is a quite dire situation, but is there really anything to do? Bakugou said that he would never ask this boy out himself because of how big his ego is" Tokoyami said.
"Wait, did he say ask out, only ask out" Jirou asked.
"yes that was it, why?"
"He didn't say he wouldn't mind maybe making the next move?"
"Well I would assume the next move is asking each other out wouldn't it be?"
"No" Jirou whispered. "Not yet...."
"Then what would be the next move?"
Jirou smiled. "You leave that up to me Tokoyami."
~X~
"Where the fuck-where the fuck is he" Mina screamed out as she slammed the third consecutive door in the house.
"Yo maybe perhaps you should chill a bit" Kaminari said, but before he could add anything else he felt a shoe hit him directly on his face.
"SHUT THE FUCK KAMI YOU DONT KNOW SHIT" Mina screamed out before barging to another room.
"The fucks wrong with her" Sero asked
.
"Fuck if i know! Fucken bitch threw her shoe at me!" Kaminari respondes.
"The FUCK did you just call me" Mina screamed out before coming back to the living room.
"Fucken beautiful amazing goddess" Kaminari quickly responded.
"Nah he called you a bitch" Sero said before taking a sip of his coffee.
"SERO YOU DICK" Kaminari screeched before running away, Mina chasing after him.
"You two don't break anythi-" Sero began saying before he heard glass breaking "YOU MINDLESS BUFFOONS WE RENT THIS PLACE QUIT YOUR FUCKEN SHIT."
"SHUT UP" Mina screamed out as Kaminari dashed back into the living room, quickly grabbing Sero and using him as a shield.
"Now both of you speak before I beat both of you up" Mina said as she approached them. "Where. The. Fuck. Is. Kirishima."
"Oh that's what you're looking for" Kaminari said, loosing up. "He's out at the store 'cause we needed soda, he should be back any minute now."
"My god Mina why was it so fucken hard for you to simply ask" Sero asked.
"Shut the fuck up Sero, I like you, you're the only idiot in this house who actually uses their brains but right now you're on thin fucken ice" Mina hissed.
"haha serves you right Sero" Kaminari said.
"Shut up, you're the dumbest one out of the four of us" Sero said.
"Hey I'm the only one that has a fucken college degree and an actual career" Kaminari exclaimed.
"Yeah but you're also the only one that didn't know the Costco hot dogs are wrapped in tin foil and then proceeded to place that in the microwave" Sero responded.
"I admit that that wasn't my brightest moment but stil-"
"Shut up all of you" Mina said. "He's here."
The minute that sentence came out of her mouth, the front door suddenly opened. Revealing a Kirishima who was carrying 6 bottles of soda, most of them on the edge of falling, Kirishimas face deep in concentration and determination so that he didn't drop any of them.
"Why must you be like this for fucks sake" Sero said as he quickly ran over to help Kirishima with the sodas.
"Two trips are for losers" Kirishima grumbled.
"Okay but listen man" Sero said as he grabbed a bottle from Kirishimas arms. "Fucken run, I don't know what you did to Mina but-"
"KIRISHIMA FUCKEN EIJIROU" Mina screamed out. "YOU USELESS GAY."
"Whoa whoa whoa okay hold on what did I do" Kirishima asked.
"what did I do" Mina said mockingly. "Be a complete idiot! My god Kiri how have you lived so long!"
"Mina-" Sero began.
"HUSH" Mina said before walking up Kirishima. "Kirishima fucken Eijirou I swear to every single god out there that if you do not answer the following question with a yes I will actually kick you out of this place and good fucken luck finding a place to sleep tonight."
"o-okay" Kirishima said.
"Have you asked Bakugou out yet" Mina asked.
Silence fell across the room.
"Can I answer that question with I'm working on it" Kirishima said with a small smile.
"YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKEN-" Mina said as she walked toward him but Sero stopping her. "HES BASICALLY TELLING YOU TO FUCK HIM IN HIS VIDEOS AND YOUR DENSE ASS IS OVER HERE NOT DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT?!?!"
"Okay that's unfair Mina, those comments are just for comedy, they mean nothing" Kirishima said.
"Holy fuck bro" Sero said, at this point letting go of Mina.
"Damn dude, and I thought I was bad at reading people" Kaminari said.
"Okay no guys seriously, those are just jokes I mean I wish they were about me but I doubt that-"
"HE LITERALLY AT ONE POINT SAYS TO ASK HIM OUT ON A DATE LIKE LITERALLY SAYS THOSE EXACT WORDS" Mina said.
"Well but it was joke you know like the ones that are like buy me a drink first haha kind of jokes you know" Kirishima said.
"Someone put him out of his misery because hes truly a dumbass" Kaminari said.
"Look, as the one who has known you the longest and has been with you through your whole life journey" Mina said. "If you don't fucken ask this guy out I will personally murder you for your own sake. Like Kami said, I would be putting you out of your misery."
"Okay okay wait hold on" Sero said. "Yes he is not the sharpest tool in the shed but come on now lets just step back a bit. We should be helping those in need instead of attacking them."
"I don't know how I feel about that, was that an insult or?" Kirishima mumbled.
"Listen Kirishima, how long have you been talking to this dude" Sero asked.
"Like almost 2 months now" Kirishima answered.
"Thats not helping his case your honor, the defendant just looks like more of an idiot than before" Kaminari said.
"You have no right to say that shit to me" Kirishima responded.
"SO" Sero said directing everyone attention back to him. "You have been talking that long and you're both fairly familiar with one another so why don't you maybe ask to meet up you know, maybe for some coffee, something that can be viewed as a date idea but also something you can do with friends."
"He wont want to do that, I mean its me" Kirishima said.
"BOY IMA WHOOP YOUR ASS UNTIL YOU LEARN SOME SELF LOVE" Mina said.
"HOW ABOUT" Sero yelled out. "How about you just give it a shot man, again ask this as a friend not a date."
"But he's trying to date him like that's the end goal no?" Kaminari asked.
"Yes but baby steps guys, baby steps" Sero responded.
"I don't know man" Kirishima mumbled.
"Look its either my option or Minas option, so choose your poison" Sero bluntly said.
"Alrighty then" Kirishima said with a nervous chuckle. "Guess I'll go ahead and uh try to ask him to hang out you know like bro dudes, like friends."
"yeah exactly, like friends that want to suck each others dicks" Kaminari added.
"fucken hell Kaminari" Sero mumbled.
"what?" Kaminari asked.
Kirishima simply chuckled as both Sero and Kaminari got lost in their own conversation. Kirishima walked over to the kitchen to put the sodas in the fridge and could tell that Mina was still glaring at him. Part of him didn't blame her because after all she was his best friend and he knew she just wanted what was best for him, but right now Kirishima lacked the guts to do what was best for him so he was going to settle with comfort for now.
He let out a sigh as he closed the fridge door and pulled out his phone. He knew he had to do this, he knew he had to move this friendship he had established with Bakugou to another level but he also knew that he was terrified of rejection. He let out a grunt, he really fucken hated being put in these kind of situations but he knew he had to do this, but just when he was getting the nerve to text Bakugou, his phone vibrated.
New Message:
Bakugoukatsuki: Oi Kirishima, how do you feel about doing a video with me?
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