BluTheBloop

 Dear diary,                                                                                                            1/16/23

 I'm sorry about not writing here for what has to be over 2 months (time can be hard to tell sometimes). The thing is, I don't have much to talk about. Remote jungles are about the worst place to be if you want stuff to happen. Unfortunately, being a sentient system of vines doesn't allow you to move around much, so I guess I'm stuck here. Thankfully, today wasn't one of those completely uneventful days. Some random guy stumbled across me and got stuck in some of my vines. I have no idea how he managed to achieve that. I've NEVER trapped anyone before- well there was that one person but we'll just forget that happened. Unlike that case though, this one definitely wasn't my fault. I didn't even move when he started trampling over my leaves! And that REALLY hurts! Anyways, yeah, he got stuck. Actually, stuck doesn't do it justice. He got absolutely ENTANGLED in my vines. And then, get this, he CUT my vines to get out! How rude is that! I didn't even do anything and he just caused me unnecessary pain! I'm glad he left quickly, otherwise I might've snapped and purposefully trapped him. He would've deserved it though, you can't deny that. That's all that happened, so I'm going to leave now. Hopefully something else eventful will happen soon so I can update you more than every two months. -The Vines