The Signs as Steven Lines

Aries:

"Fire Salt! Burn! Burn people!"

Taurus:

"Because dad, I can't stay a kid forever, when Connie grows up and becomes president what is that gonna make me? First Boy?!"

Gemini:

"Me, myself, and I, and him! We're all the same guy!"

Cancer:

"But this is my home, and you're all my family! I'm... I'M A CRYSTAL GEM TOO!"

Leo:

"None of you are the handsome one! I'M the handsome one!"

Virgo:

"'I'm not going to say anything, but I expect you to understand that was wrong.'"

Libra:

"Well, I think you're pretty great."

Scorpio:

"So, when you fuse, do you turn into a GIANT giant woman, or just a regular sized giant woman?"

Sagittarius:

(P) "Just today you were crying about snakes."

*tear-eyed* "They don't have any arms!"

Capricorn:

"As soon as I bared my butt, I knew he'd crack."

Aquarius:

"I guess I can't win every game of Steven Tag! It may be my name but it's just not my ga-ame!"

Pisces:

"What do you know about my mom?! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO KNOW MY MOM! But I do know she saw beauty in everything! Even in stuff like this, and even in jerks like you!"

Edit: I originally forgot to put something in the Libra spot. Shit happens.