The Signs as Amethyst Lines

Aries:

"Which way to the baby war?"

Taurus:

"I mean-You're one of us, Steven. We're not the Crystal Gems without you."

Gemini:

"Aww... Come on P, I'm just tryin'ta lion the mood." *pause* "Lion the mood."

Cancer:

"I never asked for it to be this way! I never asked to be made!"

Leo:

"Well, Steven, she's an ultra-powerful, stone cold Betty-that part's me. And she's like, kinda tall-that part's Pearl.

Virgo:

"NOOOOOO! MI TORTA!"

Libra:

"Listen, Steven. You can't let anyone make you feel like garbage."

Scorpio:

(P) "Oh, Steven!"

"Are you trying to kill him faster?"

Sagittarius:

*innocently* "Pearl, I got a boo-boo."

(P) "Oh, walk it off!"

Capricorn:

"I got hit by a airplane!"

Aquarius:

"If you're trying to flush yourself down the toilet, it won't work. Trust me, I've tried."

Pisces:

"Humans should just stop wearing clothes... be a lot funnier."