"She's unconscious." Jo says.

"No dip." Zoe says.

"What now?"

"Kidnap her, skin her, and sell her hair?"

"Sure why not."

You were being carried again. This time it was over Zoe's shoulder. You had a grip on your hero and refused to let go.

You almost groaned at the uncomfortable position

Needless to say you were awake and forming a plan to pound these filthy, good-for-nothing a-oh look it's a flying PG rating...

-ANYWAYS minutes passed and then an hour. Blood was rushing to your head and it was pounding.

You were still pretending to sleep.

They knew you were awake.

You aren't slick.

But you did have a plan.

And it involved your small hero...

In which you haven't actually gotten a good look at yet.

But all the same *shrugs* cause ships.

***

I shouldn't really call these "chapters" lol they differ too much in length.

If you guys haven't guessed already, this is a story crack.

It's supposed to be cringy.

Even more so for the author when writing.

Ehe...

SO

Who's ready for cringe?

Cause I'm writing like two more "chapters".

PS more characters on the way! If you're on the cast list then you're in :3

~15 minutes later~

I er...had too much fun with the cast list hehe...

~ Bub =)