Duck Duck Noose: Hi

Golden Compass: Hey.

Golden Compass: We doing greetings now?

Duck Duck Noose: Don't friends greet each other?

Duck Duck Noose: Or is this another ancient pastime I only engage in?

Golden Compass: Shut up.

Golden Compass: How's the assignment load?

Duck Duck Noose: Loaded. I'm contemplating taking my chances with community college.

Duck Duck Noose: Surely they're more lax when it comes to pets on campus?

Golden Compass: You think I'd let Sparky fly to a community college?

Duck Duck Noose: You'd name your pigeon Sparky? As in the dog from Lady and the Tramp Two? The sequel no one wants to admit happened.

Golden Compass: Why the hell do you know these things, Duck?

Duck Duck Noose: ...

Duck Duck Noose: You the lady or the tramp in this situation?

Golden Compass: Shut up