(Y/n pov)
"Meow no." "Are you meowing stupid?!" "You do realize Felix that your asking me to kill innocent people and the equivalent of like roommates of a few years? The may be meow heads but I owe them more than you". "You don't owe them anything, you've saved them cleaned up their messes and-" Felix cuts Locus off "put up with their MEOW for YEARS without getting MEOWING PAYED or even RECOGNIZED FOR MEOWS SAKE!" Felix throws up his hands and advances on you. "They literally drove me MEOWING CRAZY! And I only had to deal with them a few WEEKS! NOT YEARS! I don't know how your not, I don't know INSANE?!" "Control is offering you a deal", you turn towards Locus "they will be let off in a ship and alive as long as you agree to the terms. Your a soldier I'd even go as far as to say your like me don't throw this away". Well that's a frickin lie but might as well run with it...

(Lè time skip)

"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking and boy, have I got some news for you..." "Hey meow hole we're not interested in whatever bull meow your selling!" Felix smirks beside you. "Oh but Tucker in a miraculous one time only deal you've all been upgraded to first class on a one way flight off of Chorus, are you intrested now?" "What exa5are you playing at?" "Woah-oh-oh, easy there darlin I know this is all very exciting so I'm gonna hand the mike over to my partner to tell you the details" Felix hands the transceiver over to Locus and pulls of his helmet. Well at least he's not all talk they guy does have a sense of style... "It's time you people understood the futility of your situation, we know where you are hiding, we know you are I'm posession of a single teleportation grenade, and we know you hold the coordinance to a particularly valuable radio jammer. Which is why my partners and I are contacting you from it's location, make no mistake you will not be interfe with today's events". "Says you we're the champs of interfering with meow", "as we speak the armies of chorus are converging on the capital, the battle that ensues will leave no survivors if your goal was to save these people you have failed, but you now have an opportunity to save yourselves". "What'do you mean?" "Once the chumps at the capital are all dead you guys will be the only loose ends left now seeing as you've disabled our tracking device aaand have the means to teleport anywhere in the world this poses a somewhat annoying problem." Felix replies to Wash then Locus cuts in. "Which is why control has sided with our new partner and is offering to make a deal," "control?" "New partner?" "If you choose to teleport back to your canyon at crash site bravo, you will find a small ship waiting to take you home, but if you fail to arrive within the hour we will find you and we will kill you". "Hey you wanna meow with them?" Felix mutters as Locus proves they're serious. "So you've got a ship how are we supposed to know that you won't shoot us the second we arrive?" Felix smirks "well ya can't", you kick him "meow! Actually you can little miss murder over here may like me but sadly is attached to protocol like our other partner over here and if it makes you feel any better this wasn't our idea trust me I'm reeeally hoping your dumb enough to turn this offer down." Locus takes over once again and Felix grins at you. "Our client is a person if business they understand that you wanted no part of this conflict, and they are willing to let you live if you agree never to speak of our involvement here or agent (s/n)". Felix swings and arm over your shoulders "and trust us they'll know if you do". "Agent Washington I have been ordered to offer you and your men a way out...and I never break an order you have one hour to make a decision", "hope you make the right one! Also little p.s. she's mine now Tucker!" Locus cutoff the signal and Felix snickers. "I'm not property changing hands Felix", "I know baby I know I just wish I could have seen the look in his face..." "She could easily kill you Felix". "Thanks for the reminder kill joy!"

(Time skipppp)

"Times almost up", "bravo report". "No visual on the targets, I don't think their coming sir." "Stay on gaurd" "hmmm guess they didn't trust us.... you realize your gonna have to help us kill them now". Idioits. There's no way they were leaving all the people to die... "Well their like grade S stupid right? So what the meow!" "Locus how many men did you bring with you?" "Four the rest were needed at the capital" "you don't say..." Felix looks at you and you nod "its her" he walks off and you fallow not too far behind. "Excuse me you look familiar have we met?" He fires on Carolina and her cloaking dies revealing her armor color. "Oh-oh-oh man! you are fast! But minus points on originality". She returns fire however you step in front of Felix and use your new shield unit. "Alright you have me..." "So where's the rest of the crew?" "There not here I came alone". "Well that is classic you from what I've heard, but seeing as they weren't at the gas station or the ship we so generously provided I'm not sure I believe you". "Well I guess that's your problem actually if you don't tell your friends to come out and surrender your gonna have a problem the size of a golf ball in the middle of your forehead". Wash uncloakes and cocks his gun behind Felix's head, "funny I was just about to tell you the same thing". "Oh hey Wash your gonna feel like an meow hole in 3...2...aaaaand" Locus cocks his gun behind Wash's head, "you continue both to surprise and disappoint me agent Washington." "Yeah-yeah there it is" you snicker slightly from next to Felix. Wash walks down to stand by Carolina and Felix starts talking again. "Alright guys you can come out from where your hiding and I promise to kill ya quick waste my time and you get to watch the freelancers die over the course of uhhhhhh...well until whenever I get bored," silence..."mmmmh spread out and find them they might be hiding in the caves". Gunfire and the last voice you wanted to hear is heard "Caboose?!" "I didn't do it!" "Or they'll just telegraph their position cause their idoits..." "Shoot on sight". Meow, Locus...Tucker you better keep them safe... " You know I just gotta ask... what did you think seven morons a couple of freelancers and an AI could actually be able to do here?" "Well not much...but you forgot to count the genius, and the dog...

(A/n) I'm backkkkkkk sorry for the long wait i know I suck hopefully this makes up for it tho...untill next time!