23. body, mind and sickness

(Y/n pov.)

Suddenly everyone is running and screaming and is that doc?! Oh what the meow it dosent matter. You stable Tucker and go over to the reds and blues. "Would someone explain what just happened here" finally a not stupid question...from Grif no less. " that evil guy on the scooter shot one of our guys and then ran off with Lopez". And a nice straight forward answer from Church no less! " but we need Lopez for very specific reasons that we don't have to explain to you! We have to get him back!" Annnnnnnd there's the stupidity... "Yeah and we need to get the evil guy back he's the only one around here who can heal Tucker". Blow cover...let this place out....blow cover....let this play out....blow cover- aw meow it play it by ear. " so now we're forced to work together... How ironic". "No that's not ironic, ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other." "No ironic would be instead of that guy kidnapping Lopez, kidnapped him." "I think it would be ironic if our guns didn't shoot bullets but scored in the healing Salve that healed all wounds." "I think it would be ironic if everyone was made of iron". "This literally has nothing to do with anything!!"

(2 hours later)

Meow my lifeeeeee... "Ok so we all agree that the current situation is not totally ironic the fact that we now have to work together is odd in an unexpected way that defies our normal circumstances is everybody happy with that?" "YES WE SHOULD ALL BE FINE WITH THAT!" "Aaaaand I just finished programming our teleporter to take us directly to Lopez and O'malley's cordinence". I swear this isn't going to work "We'll leave one member of each team so that no one can trick anyone and take over the canyon our member will be Donut". If only it's wasn't my job to take care of them... "We will leave corpril Chrissamwhich". "Caboose" Church said warningly "and we will leave Shila..." "Yeahhh thanks guys cause if this is a trick I'm sure I can hold her off on my own". "Alright we are gonna do this one at a time then... you fist Sarge". "Today seems like a good day to teleport!" These idoits... "hmmmmmm..." "What's wrong?" "I just had a really weird feeling that I'm never gonna see this place again" "And that's a bad thing?" "Oh I didn't say weird bad I just said weird" you sighed "Simmons just go" you watch him and Griff and finally Church disappear. "Donut" you turn to the pink clad soldier "Yes sir?" Try to contact us if anything happens worse case scenario we don't make it back cause they meowed up somehow but you are technically under my care even if you showed up after the fact". He stares at you blankly "call if you need me... don't die" "ohhhhhhhhh why didn't you say so?" Meow me... you look at the rippling green panel and feel an itch to just move and stop thinking about Florida. You go through...

(Unknown span of time)

Darkness that's all there was...I knew he would meow this up... am I floating?? A few minutes...well it could have been hours or seconds for that matter passed and you decided to conduct an experiment. If I unlatch my helmet the sudden pressure or water....Oh barb forbid water...although depending on how long it's been I can't be in water...or space, will help me assertain some semblance of where I am. You reach up and click the helmet release and... Nothing, no weird pressure no water nothing. Well that's bolth good and bad. You move your limbs around and find yourself indeed floating. How the me-, you fully peel off your helmet and wedge it between your legs. You run your hand through your hair and close your eyes. Peace...haven't felt this in...ever, but still the feeling was ruined by the facts...not knowing where you were no sense of time, space, no food or water sources, no way out... You feel down your leg and find a knife. Great atleast I still have these...

(Unknown span of time)

your state of half consciousness is only disturbed every once in a whole of what you would describe as radio chatter just bits and pieces of sounds. You being to loose track of anything what you think head do to yourself...

(Unknown span of time)

All that there is is floating....floating...

"Don't you ever install anything above the waist?" Tucker??? Woah...

"I still wanna know why I don't get a lazer gun"

"We're in the future things are very shiny here!"Cab- Caboose?....

"I was just petting the bunny...."

"I can't carry it..." Tex?! Oh I'm so....hmmm....

"Try some dance moves! Ooo maybe a musical number!" You blink realizing you can no longer feel your toes. Oh well....who needs toes

"A duck! Where?! I love ducks!"

"I'm so happy that you made it in time to die with me! We'll get to be smithereens together!" Wha......

"Time isn't made our of lines it is made out of circles! That is why clocks are round!"

"I came here to lay some pipe....Bow chicka bow wow!" Tucker.....

"Hold still...for science" Church?....science???

"Anyone who trips is a hero...I'm pretty sure that makes Caboose God"

"We have a hole? That's kick meow!" You are suddenly startled out of your state of stupor. Church??? What is that? You reach up and touch your face wet? No....air! You feel a current of air and lean your face into it maneuvering closer and closer till...Pressure.... You slip on your helmet and do your best to propel yourself forward. "Hold up...what the meow are you doing here?!" "Church?" "Heyyyyy I didn't know you were here too!" Why did I put an effort into getting out of there again? Stupid natural instinct.... you lean against a wall just gotta find Tucker and get him to get me into contact with "command" so I can get to the bottom of this... You catch your breath and your vision gets fuzzy. Oh no not now I don't want to become the first human toaster hybrid....

(Unknown span of time)

"That better have been in your bucket!" W-what? You open your eyes to see that your laying on the floor inside of blue base. "Tucker?" You croak "have you gained weight?" "Oh just shut the meow u-" he proceeded to throw up in a bucket. Well this is just great...he's sick and I don't even know who the meow is here and I need water. You get up shakily and walk to the kitchen what the heck is with these updates? Right...ok you pull off yoyr helmet and stick your mouth straight under the faucet. Water...water is nice... After you are hydrated you go and find the fridge nearly empty but at this juncture you will settle for some probably expired cheese sticks. "Hey how long has it been since the teleporter thing?" "Dude we went back in time and I went on an Alien mission to save their race but it ended up being fake and now I'm sick". "You went back in time?" "No we went forward in time meow face listen why don't you?" "Wow someone is moody"...

(Time skip)

"Doc?" "Well hello there- I'm so sorry hello!" The meow happened to his voice... "Ok not even going to ask". "Wait would you be willing to help me with Tucker's physical?" "Does that include him getting naked?" "Probably". "Bow chicka bo-bheghhhhh" "Meow no", you walk to your room and shut the door taking off your helmet. I just floated in limbo for who knows how long...there's no way that I'm going to assist tucker getting naked.... You eat some of the chest sticks and then close your eyes trying to block out the muffeled noises of barfing and barb knows what from the rest of the base...

(Sorry for so many time skips but plottttttttt?)

"Ahhhhhhhhhh!" Oh my gosh that the meowwwww?! "Congratulations it's a...thing?" "Honk honk! Blarggggg!" "It's not mine!" You roll over and cram your helmet over your head. I'm a freelancer! I didn’t sign up for this! You hear smashing noises and go out to see something you cannot unseen. "Caboose?!" "What the meow is that thing!" You rush over and detach the thing from Caboose and look over to see tucker laying in a corner knocked out? Thank barb he's clothed... you look to see Caboose gone as the thing starts smashing stuff and a giant crash shakes the base. You walk out into the hall and see Caboose on the floor. "Buddy you ok?" "No Mr. Nice person my body is trying to die". "Ok buddy let's get you up" you get Caboose into a sitting position and Church comes back in. "Caboose where's doc? Oh hey your up" "Doc left, took the baby for a walk, he's going up so fast...seems like just yesterday he was born" baby? Oh barb that thing came out of somebody? "Well actually that's because he was born today like an hour ago..." "We need to cherish these times, I wish I knew how to scrap book". "Where's Tucker?" "Still in a coma", "great Tucker's out Shila's on the fritz and doc is baby sitting, Caboose if we survive the next 5 minutes I'll me meow'n amazed". And with that he turns around and walks out. "I'm so cold..." "Hey your gonna be fine ok?" "Your nose is fuzzy" "Caboose you can't see my nose". Church comes in after a while watch Tucker me and Caboose are going to observe the enemy and come up with a plan". Where's the popcorn when you need it...




(Guyssssss it's season 5! Almost to the fun plot stuffs!)



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