(Y/n pov)

"Florida?" "Yes ma'am that'd be me!" "Are you-why are you here exactly?" "We're mission partner's! Isn't this exciting! I'm gonna drop you off at the sight and then you can get all nice and cozy and we'll be back in no time!" "We'll?" "Yes! We are going to be on mission until project freelancer gets back on its feet. You and I are in charge of something sort of like a witness protection scheme." "Ok...." And then it was silence till you felt the ship coming in for its landing "I'll be returning with our men and objective very soon!" Florida yelled taking off again. You looked out from the top of the base Florida dropped you on. This is the most desolate middle of nowhere box canyon you've seen...ever.

(Time skip)

For the first few weeks you stayed in your room and around the canyon via your freelancer training learning about the morons you were put here with. After a while Flowers introduced you as his equal thank barb. And you made it very clear that you were never to be asked your name and you were Tucker asked, a dude. And everything was going great. We'll as great as it could be to be in a box canyon full of morons with no evac in sight. Until Florida died...the idoits didn't even let you check his vitals before stripping him of his armor and burying him. And that was the beginning of your command at blue base...

(Time skip)

"Go see what their doing then report"
"Can I-" "No church gets the rifle" "but!" "No buts private!" "Fineeeeee"
Barb Tucker is annoying. You head to the top of the base and watch them climb to the point they always do and "spy" on the reds. You would really love to kill tucker or atleast one of the reds. Mostly Tucker cause he's a little meow. But if you were being honest he had kinda grown on you despite him being a terrible human being. And the fact that you had never been told who you were supposed to protect kept you from killing anyone but you highly doubted it was because of the individual himself. Probably had some significance to someone or some special blood or something. You become lost in thought about project freelancer until you are rudely interrupted "Heyyyyy, hey dude!" "That's sir to you private!" "I don't care they got a car!" "And we're getting a tank dumb meow I literally just told you!" Oh my barb these guys are killing me. Where are you command and who the heck is Vick!

(Time skip)

"So I say to the guy, how are you gonna get the tank down to the planet? And he goes I'll just put it on the ship and I go if you got a ship that can carry a tank why not just put guns on the ship and use it instead!" "Hey kid" "yeah?" "Your ruining the moment, shut up." "Oh...ok, you got it man!" "You know what...I could blow up the whole barb meow world with this thing". you got a new idoit and my the looks of it so did the reds and you got a tank. But the pilot was just like all of them. You walk back to the base once they start arguing about girls with the new guy. If this is gonna be my life I might just shoot myself. You hear gunshots and go outside hearing bickering on the roof you go up. "Caboose where did they go?" "Their getting back the flag!" "The what?!" "The flag!" Oh my barb these idoits. "Alright stay here then thanks for telling me". You go up to the ridge and look down at the chaos beneath you. Well at least no one's gotten shot, seriously Flowers couldn't you have given then rubber bullets tho? The reds stop shooting and then the tank pulls up. Your tank who the me- CABOOSE IS THAT CABOOSE IN THERE?!! The tank fires. Oh meow that almost hit the orange guy. Wait oh no...CHURCH!
You jump down but Tucker pushes you out of the way and you resist the urge to break his arm."Tucker, tucker," "Church it's gonna be ok man!" "No uh...I'm not gonna make it tucker there's something I needed to tell you". "What is it?" " I just want uou to know I always hated you the most". "Yeah I know uou did now hurry up and die you meow". "Ok" "DUDE?! WHAT THE MEOW?!" You scream at Tucker but he runs down to Caboose who is in the tank with the target lock on the jeep by the looks of it. "Why do you keep firing at the jeep?" "Because it's locked on!" "We'll unlock it!" "Last time I unlocked it I killed Church!" "Oh right...keep shooting the jeep then" you look up and see a ship and realize that at this rate if you hadn't already lost your objective the chances that you do today are still very high. Annnd there goes my tank...

"Oh dude I knew you could pick up chicks in a tank!"

(Time skip)

It was one of those days. You layed in your bed and missed them. Wash and North the most. They might not even be alive anymore... That was the real reason you were even still in this meow hole the small chance that the director would get his meow together and you'd be able to see them all again. But for now you just stayed in the base till you heard something blow up or screaming. And you eventually did and went outside to see the tank firing at the puma bolth fixed somehow and then the tank blow up? Turns out Church's ex girlfriend came and knew how to fix tanks and they had an epic battle and she died...also apparently Church is a ghost which you don't buy but are now pretty sure he's the one your supposed to be protecting so you were all for getting him painted blue and in a "body" again.

(Time skip)

"My names dufraine are you private Tucker?" "No I am not private Tucker my name is Church this is private Tucker". "Yooo" "And out friends over there are Caboose and-" "You realize I'm in charge right?" "Oh shut up" "I received your call for a medic" Oh this is just rich he comes now! "Medic that was like 3 months ago". Wow I think that's the most intelligent thing I've ever heard Caboose say. "Yeah what'd uou do crawl all the way here?" "I came as quickly as I could...where's the patient?" "We'll she's about 50 yards behind you and 6ft straight down" "Oh I'm sorry about your loss". "What? Oh yeah...yeah thanks man it was tough but we'll what you gonna do". "We didn't like her very much...she was mean to other people". I don't know weather this should be funny or sad... "And who's in the other grave?" "That's uh that's me...that's me in the other grave". "Call me if you guys need anything!" You say as you walk off. And then a couple minutes later the reds attacked.

(A/n) that awkward moment when you get through a season and a couple episodes in one chapter. Sorry if you don't like how skippy I'm being but the main story line dosent really provide room for a separate character right now and I'm a purest if ya'll would like me to slow down I will tho so say so if it bugs you don't suffer in silence.