Steven: *goes on eHarmony and talks to a woman from New Jersey* Hey, baby!

Theresa: Hi!

Steven: Are you single?

Theresa: Yes, what about you?

Steven: Yes! I am 39!

Theresa: I'm 41! I'll be turning 42 in June! Where are you from?

Steven: Texas, originally, but I now live in Connecticut.

Theresa: I am from New Jersey. I would love to meet you!

Steven: Me too! Where in New Jersey are you?

Theresa: Monmouth County. What do you like to do? Like, what are your hobbies?

Steven: I tell jokes!

Theresa: Ah, that's cool! Are you like a professional comedian?

Steven: No. My friends say my jokes are weak and stupid.

Theresa: Don't listen to them! They're just a bunch of losers! They're not true friends, if they think that way!

Steven: Exactly!

Trevor: Whoa! Get off my computer, Steven! And, just what do you think you're doing?

Steven: *lies* Um, talking to my friend in New Jersey!

Trevor: You're on a dating site!!! *mocks* Is she your girlfriend?

Steven: Shut up, and mind your own business, Trevor!

Trevor: Telling me to shut up, and mind my own business? I know just what you need! *beats up Steven for telling him to shut up and to mind his own business*

Steven: *getting beat up*

This story was written on Sunday, March 21st, 2021.

A/N I honestly don't think that Steven's online relationship won't last! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.