Steven: Why doesn't anyone have that southern hospitality here?

Ken: This is Connecticut, Steven! Not like you're in Alabama or Tennessee!

Steven: No yes sir or yes ma'am?

Ken: Nope.

Steven: That's how people talk in Texas. That's how I was brought up.

themysticalqueen: You're not in Texas anymore, stupid!

Trevor: You're in Connecticut! You ain't gonna find southern hospitality in the Northeast!

Steven: What about northern hospitality? *bursts out laughing*

themysticalqueen: Okay, you know what? I'm done! *beats up Steven*

Steven: *getting beat up*

This story was written on Sunday, March 21st, 2021.

A/N Steven needs to get his Geography facts straight! Connecticut isn't part of the South! He should have stayed in Texas! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.