Me: *gives everyone their snacks and drinks*

themysticalqueen: I'm so excited for the movie!

Diane: Yes, when you compare this to movie theater food! We don't have to pay a dime! *laughs*

Steven: Can we start the movie, please?

Trevor: Just wait, man! Jeez!

Steven: *grunts*

SkittishReflections: *sitting down on the sofa* This is gonna be fun! *eating her Cheetos*

Steven: Aren't you gonna wait, till the movie starts?

SkittishReflections: Shut up, and mind your own business! *still munching on her Cheetos*

Steven: Fine.

Shawn: *sitting down*

themysticalqueen: *waiting for me to sit down with her* Waiting for you, babe!

Me: Hang on! *puts the Major Payne DVD in* Now, it's time for the movie! *shuts off the lights and sits down with themysticalqueen*

themysticalqueen: *smiles at me*

Me: *smiles back at her*

Movie: Bad To The Bone! Bad To The Bone! B b b b b bad!

Injured Soldier: My arm! I been shot!

Major Payne: Let me take a look at that! Want me to show you a little trick, to take your mind off that arm? Here, give me your hand. Now, you may feel a little bit of pressure. *bends the injured soldier's finger* Yee!

Injured Soldier: My finger! My finger!

Major Payne: Works everytime!

South American Soldier: You had better give up, Senor! You can't kill us all!

Major Payne: No, but I can clean out your colon with extra guacamole sauce! *points a gun at the soldier*

All Of Us: *laughing hysterically*

Steven: *only one not laughing* This wasn't really funny.

Trevor: Shh!

Time skip......

Movie: *cadets running in dresses*

Major Payne: *sings* Used To Be Sampson Now I'm Ann!

Cadets: *sings* Used To Be Sampson Now I'm Ann!

Major Payne: *sings* Gotta Earn My Right To Be Called A Man!

Cadets: *sings* Gotta Earn My Right To Be Called A Man!

All Of Us: *laughing hysterically*

Steven: *hissing* Trying to watch the movie!

Shawn: What did you expect? This is a comedy! It makes us laugh!

Miss Walburn: What are the boys doing in these dresses?

Major Payne: They're putting on a fashion show!

Miss Walburn: I thought we had a talk about this negative kind of reinforcement. Weren't you gonna be my big helper?

Major Payne: Well, they started it.

Miss Walburn: We'll I'm stopping it. *tries to blow his whistle*

Major Payne: Don't touch the whistle! *blows it* Alright, ladies! Head off to your barracks, take off them dresses, and fold them up neatly! Let's move it!

Student: You should shave your legs!

Brian: Shut up!

Major Payne: Good day, Miss Walburn!

All Of Us: *laughing hysterically again*

Steven: *growls frustrated and covers his ears*

This story was written on Friday, March 12th, 2021.

A/N This is definitely a good movie night! We're just laughing, and Steven is complaining! 😂😂😂😂😂 Major Payne is a funny movie!! Enough said! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.