peterwendypan: Hello, my friend. Do you know anything about my country?

Steven: I know everything about USA!

peterwendypan: No, I am from Albania.

Steven: So, you're an albino pigeon?

peterwendypan: No, you idiot! Albania! It's in Europe, by the Adriatic Sea! Near Kosovo, Macedonia, and Yugoslavia!

Steven: Oh.

peterwendypan: Do you know what the capital of my country is?

Steven: No.

peterwendypan: Tirana. You uneducated fool!

Steven: I'll learn more about Albania!

peterwendypan: See that you do!

This story was written on Friday, April 9th, 2021.

A/N Steven doesn't know squat about Geography!🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.