Steven: Damien, want a cookie?

Me: Sure!

Steven: Here ya go! *gives me the cookie*

Me: *looks at the cookie* What kind of cookie is this?

Steven: Peanut butter. Go ahead, and eat it.

Me: I can't.

Steven: Why not? You don't like it?

Me: No, I'm allergic to peanut butter. I have a severe peanut allergy.

Steven: Just eat a little bit, then. I made a whole batch of peanut butter cookies for ya.

Me: You didn't make chocolate chip?

Steven: Nope, just peanut butter. Just eat a little bit. Ain't gonna hurt ya.

Me: You don't understand, Steven! I can't peanut butter, period!

Ilovekeefe4ever: Steven, you idiot! If he eats even one peanut butter cookie, you will be held accountable! You got that?

Trevor: Why didn't you bake any chocolate chip cookies?

Steven: How will I be held accountable, if he eats a peanut butter cookie? That doesn't make any sense.

Trevor: He will have trouble breathing, and have to be rushed to the hospital! That's what she meant! And, I'll beat you up!

Steven: Damien, eat those cookies, now! I'm not letting them go to waste!

Trevor: Okay, that does it! *beats up Steven*

Steven: *getting beat up*

SkittishReflections: I'll bake you some chocolate chip cookies, babe!

Me: Thanks, babe!

SkittishReflections: Don't mention it!

This story was written on Thursday, April 8th, 2021.

A/N I am allergic to peanut butter. I can't have anything with peanut butter, or peanut oil. Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.