“As you can see Miss Lawrence, here we have…”

The guy at my side kept blabbering about how beautiful his diamonds were but my eyes stop looking around and stared at the beautiful gemstone a few feet away from me.

I was on an expedition in Los Santos cave, people spend a lot of money just to come and see these beauties, but I was going to take one with me, even if it was the last thing I’ll do.

I moved carefully to the back, waiting for the winy old men to go down stairs when I jumped to the side and hide behind a rock. I gracefully fell down and rolled around making a splash sound when I reached a hole full of water.

Excellent.I thought, my scumbag brain using sarcasm against me.

I heard steps running my way and I hide behind another rock and waited for the security guards to walked away. I sighed and slowly stood up.

A few more steps and I was going to have that beautiful amethyst in my arms, holding it like a baby and graze in it. I looked around waiting for some alarms or hungry dog to come and grabbed me by my leg but nothing came.

I jogged to the rocks in front of me and then looked up. The love of my life was a few feet ahead of me, but I was going to rescue her. I straight my wet clothes, tied my boots and tied my long beautiful blonde hair that was flying in the air.

Wait! Air inside a cave? I think you smoked something before you walked in. My brain told me, I rolled my eyes and ignored him.

I started climbing the rocks one by one; I was feeling the adrenaline pumping in my veins as I move forward to my purpose.  After a long five minutes of climbing a pair of rocks, I reached my destination.

My eyes glowed at the alluring elegant tall prismatic crystal, shinning in all her glory. Almost ten feet tall and several tons, I tried to grab her but I couldn’t.

♫Be a man! We must be swift as a coursing river. Be a man! With all the force of a great typhoon. Be a man! With all the strength of a raging fire. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon! ♪

My brain was singing the Mulan song with force as I tried to pick up the big amethyst with my bare hands.

“Come on baby, I’m here to rescue you! I’m your knight in khakis. Please, cooperate with me!” I whispered as I started lifting the enormous mineral.

“Hey, you! Stop right there, you thief!” A guard said.

I stop mid-way when I felt something pierce my skin of my arm. I glanced down and saw a dart and I started falling down and the love of my life moved away from me.

“It’s going down!” A guard yelled.

“Timber!” The other one yelled back.

My body wasn’t reacting; my amethyst was looking at me as we both fell down. Suddenly something woke up inside me, a ranging rage capable of destroying everything. I did a back flips, kicked a rock and fell down punching the floor and the guards jump back falling to the ground.

I moved quickly  to catch the love of my life in my arms. I smiled at her as she shined at me.

“Stop her!”

My eyes went wide as I looked around; I was surrounded by these foolish mortals with not wait out.

Author's note: 

I tried making this funny with a little adventure xD