Alligator: Hey, you!

Me: Me?

Alligator: Yeah, you! You have no friends!

Me: I do!

Alligator: No, you don't! And, your stories are terrible!

daddieslittlelolita: You messing with my friend, alligator? I don't play that, ya dig?

Alligator: *smug* And, what are you gonna do about it?

daddieslittlelolita: *wrestles the alligator and bends his tail* Say uncle!

Alligator: Uncle! I surrender!

daddieslittlelolita: Good! But, I must kill you now! *kills the gator with a knife* There! You're a good writer, hun! And you me as a friend!

Me: Thanks, boo!

Alligator: *dead*

This story was written on Tuesday, August 25th, 2020.

A/N That smart aleck alligator got what he deserved! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.