Benjamin: Melissa, do you miss Ireland?

Melissahoel1: Ireland? I'm not from Ireland, moron! I'm from Wales.

Benjamin: I thought you were Irish!

Melissahoel1: You idiot! I'm not Irish! I'm Welsh! You ignoramus!

Benjamin: Oh.

Melissahoel1: I got a good mind, to make you cut onions! Say, that can be a part of your punishment!! Hey, guys!! I know what we can do to Benjamin, next!!!

Benjamin: No!!!! They'll sting my eyes!

This story was written on Thursday, August 20th, 2020.

A/N Benjamin, get your facts straight! Melissa is Welsh, not Irish! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.