Benjamin: *jumping up and down and making whoo hoo noises*

Stan: Dude, like what the heck?

Me: What's wrong with him?

shizbliss: This dude must be jacked up, or something.

HigherthanHeaven: *sees a box of Cocoa Puffs and milk* He had some Cocoa Puffs! That's the reason why he's acting like this! The chocolate must have sent him on some kind of sugar high!

Benjamin: *dancing like crazy* Get down, get down! Get down, tonight!

HigherthanHeaven: I'm sorry, but I have to beat this dude up! Sugar high, or not, I still owe him a good beating! *starts beating up Benjamin in a cloud of dust* You no good jerk!!

Benjamin: *getting beat up*

This story was written on Wednesday, August 12, 2020.

A/N Benjamin, lay off the sugar, man! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.