Benjamin: *chopping onions and cries* I hate you, guys!

Me: Less crying, more chopping!

Melissahoel1: *recording Benjamin chopping onions* Keep them coming, Benjamin!

Benjamin: *sobbing* Cut the camera off!

Melissahoel1: No way, mister! *still filming Benjamin*

Fred: We love to torture Benjamin!

Stan: Yes, we do!

Warren: We're so bad!

HermioneGranger5117: Come on, Benjamin! Those onions aren't gonna chop themselves!

Benjamin: I hate you guys! *sobbing*

gmwells: Aw, we love you, too!

ThrseHoel: Love, not hate, my brother!

HigherthanHeaven: *pinches Benjamin's cheeks* You little rascal!

Benjamin: Stop it!

This story was written on Thursday, August 20th, 2020.

A/N Benjamin, man up and chop those onions! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.