"Jungkook-ah" Jimin's voice floated into my ears, making me look up at him.

"Yes?" I answered, hoping he had something important to tell me.

"Don't look at me like I was the one who killed Nemo. I've told you it was Taehyung. He's evil"

Rolling my eyes, I pretended to be mad. "What happened Jimin. I have things to do"

"Rude" he pouted, making me giggle a bit

"But Namjoon hyung said to tell you that you have a mail"

"A mail? From who? I thought we told BigHit to call us when they need us, and not send stupid mails"

"Did you hear me say 'us'? I said you have a mail. You Jungkook. Not us. It was addressed mainly to you"

Letting my phone slide from my hands, I raised them up in mock surrender. "Okay, okay. I get it Jimin. Sheesh"

"Sometime wonder if you really went to school to learn, or if you just went there for the ladies"

"Shut up Jimin" I groaned, slightly annoyed at his joke. Of course I went to school to learn.

I passed by the living room, and no one was there. No one except Yoongi. Who was too busy typing away on his laptop to notice me.

"If this is not BigHit, who could it be then?" I muttered to myself as I opened up the mail box.

There was a single, rectangular looking parcel sitting alone inside the box, wrapped in plain brown paper.

On top of it had something in small, scraggly but cute writing that said 'To Jeon Jungkook♡'.

Shutting the army green mailbox closed, I jogged back into the dorm.

"Kookie what's in the brown paper?"

I literally almost jumped out of my skin at Taehyung's deep voice. There was no one there when I was headed out, but now Taehyung sat on a dining chair, holding up a half eaten banana to his face.

"First of all, it's none of your business. Second of all, how many times have I told you not to call me Kookie? It sounds uncomfortable when you say it"
I complained, stealing his banana and finishing it.

"It is my business. You're the youngest in the house. It's my job to know what you're up to at all times. So can I see what's in the brown paper?"

He shot me his cutest smile, hoping to convince me. Too bad for him, I wasn't falling today.

"Sorry Tae Tae, not today"

And with that, I dumped the banana peel on his face and raced upstairs before he could catch me, and feeling good about my pun. 

Luckily I didn't run into any of the boys anymore, so I stepped into the room Jimin and I shared, locked the door, and jumped on my bed.

It was time to look into this unusual present.

A/N

How's this for a first chapter? And who's loved Kookie's punchline? I know I did.

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