Chris set up his house nice, he put torches around the double bed and made sure to wear his golden armour. He put the wolves outside and killed some sheep to build a couch and cook some meat. And then, he waited.

Soon enough, a notification came up
- IheartDiK420 has joined the game

This was it, Chris's chance to see some tits and puss. He grinned while continuing to sip his McDonalds $1 Large frozen coke.
"Hey there you" she finally said
"Hey. So happy you came"
"Let me see that stack of diamonds you have there" shit, Chris forgot about that lie. He had diamond gear but he worked hard for it.

"Remember the tittiesssss" He thought to himself. He threw the armour out the window of his house and she put it on her skin before Chris got a chance to see her digital breasts.
"So what's your real name?" he bravely asked.
"My real name is Taylor, how about you?"
"Chris, I got to ask, what is with your skin?"
"Oh you mean this, well Chris, maybe I'll give you a better look. But first I need your help" Chris looked puzzled. His phone began to alert him. His half hour of free Wi-Fi was about to run out.
"Oh um okay, but first I need to do something. Can we meet again?"
"Of course, in my private server, I'll talk later you sexy man, but before you come back, fix that skin, no one is a fan of the stampy look"
"Until we speak again"

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